I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: kitkatz on February 17, 2009, 04:24:10 PM
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Funny Dialysis Thought from Me
I started a fistula for the thrill of it!
No where else to put it.
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:rofl;
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I like the way your mind works, Kit! :rofl;
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Pretty good. :rofl;
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I made a kind of lame joke the other week at dialysis.
They brought me a tasty young med student (the staff know I like to "help" the young female ones... :rofl;) and the nurse was explaining the machine to her then the needles and my fistula. So she got to the bit about the buzz and said here feel it (aparently I have a "really good" fistula) and guided Jessica's hand to my fistula to feel it. She's like "oh my!" and I quipped "I'm just so thrilled to see you Jessica!"
the nurse rolled her eyes. I think Jessica wanted to escape from the scary old man.....
:shy;
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I think we have our next t-shirt idea. :thumbup;
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I think Jessica wanted to escape from the scary old man....
Give her time RMelt.......you know, bees to honey :bunny:
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You crack me up kit! You too RM!
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Richard --- is that a gun in your arm or are you glad to see me :o
Kitkatz -- proof in writing -- you are crazy --- and a comedian ::)
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ESRD- really means....
Enough sh** alReady Dead!
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; starting off the weekend with some laughs :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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I did once try to joke with a nurse that "You know what they say about men with large fistulas..." (after she'd said mine was large)... unfortunately she was asian and I don't think quite understood what i was getting at....
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I did once try to joke with a nurse that "You know what they say about men with large fistulas..." (after she'd said mine was large)... unfortunately she was asian and I don't think quite understood what i was getting at....
:shy;
:shy;
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With a straight face..... "So, what do they say about men with a large fistula?" :shy;
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what do you do with your large fistula :waiting;
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I am SCARED, now! Or is that scarred for life? :rofl;
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hmm well it's big, it throbs and it's filled with blood......
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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.....and I stick huge needles in it and let the blood circulate around for five hours at a time....hey, where are you off to? :rofl;
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noooooo the line goes "You think THIS is a large needle? That's not a needle.... THIS is a needle...." (ahem)
(remember what they say about men with large fistulas.....)
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hmm well it's big, it throbs and it's filled with blood......
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
oh no,,,,, am I transexual or transgender ---- I am female and I have a big, throbbing, filled with blood fistula
or am I bisexual ----- meaning female with throbbing fistual
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Neither, you just craaazy! :rofl;
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:rofl; :clap; I should have come to this thread sooner. I needed the laugh!
Men with large fistulas! :rofl;
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:clap; :clap; :rofl; :rofl; This was Great!!! Good Laughs.....
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I made a kind of lame joke the other week at dialysis.
They brought me a tasty young med student (the staff know I like to "help" the young female ones... :rofl;) and the nurse was explaining the machine to her then the needles and my fistula. So she got to the bit about the buzz and said here feel it (aparently I have a "really good" fistula) and guided Jessica's hand to my fistula to feel it. She's like "oh my!" and I quipped "I'm just so thrilled to see you Jessica!"
the nurse rolled her eyes. I think Jessica wanted to escape from the scary old man.....
:shy;
I would like to announce that it was NOT me feeling RM's fistula. :rofl;
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I would like to announce that it was NOT me feeling RM's fistula. :rofl;
oh I dream of such an event.... in fact, I'd be so thrilled to even meet you.. well here I can prove it *extends arm with throbbing big fistula....*
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :yahoo; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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men's brains are in their long, throbbing fistuals
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I use MY fistula to calm dogs and cats (seriously, i've found that it works!) Unlike RM, who wants to use it to calm nurses and other women! :rofl;
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oh, I do not think RM want his long, throbbing, full of blood fistula to calm women :2thumbsup;
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this is going downhill faster than my love life!!! :rofl;
Actually I can relate to Jess's comment about using the fistula to calm cats & dogs. I'm sure I've posted before how my cat loves to rest her head on my fistula arm or curl up with her head right where the thrill is. I'm almost certain she thinks I am "purring" at her like her mother would have and it really DOES relax her. She often goes to sleep or just lies there so content, soft and warm... it's very sweet, trusting and loving and means a lot to me when she does it :)
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you have posted it before and I find it comforting to read it
sounds so loving
and it is
Slugger is afraid of my fistula so she sleeps by my head
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and on second thought, I must add------doesn't kitkatz start some threads that get :shy;
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Yes, yes, I sure do!
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When you show off fistula... it's a good thing that you can't be charged with indecent exposure. ;D
hmm well it's big, it throbs and it's filled with blood......
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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All the double en tendre's almost gave me an exciting thought ---- and I haven't had one of those in many months! :rofl;
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Finally! Someone got my joke!
I was thinking too, we have to do something about all the E.D. cure spam.
All the double en tendre's almost gave me an exciting thought ---- and I haven't had one of those in many months! :rofl;
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Im glad to know im not the only perv here! When mine got huge and really started... vibrating, My friend was complaining about lack of.. companionship lol i asked my friend if shed like to sit on my arm for a bit....