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« on: August 22, 2008, 07:31:55 PM »


History of Medicine

 
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective.  Here, thake this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic doesn't work any more.  Here, eat this root.
 
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2008, 01:41:32 PM »

That about sums it up!   ;)
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2008, 03:39:47 PM »

from what I can tell its "here smoke this joint" then eat the root...Boxman
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2008, 06:18:21 PM »

oh that's the problem...I've been smoking the root.........no wonder there is no buzzz....  :rofl;  :rofl;
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2008, 09:30:34 PM »

In a nutshell, says it all.
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2008, 10:05:10 PM »

So root around all you want!
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