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« on: August 08, 2008, 03:25:20 PM »

August 28 and 29 - Relaxation Day - Learn to decrease your stress levels - decrease stress levels while at dialysis-- just does not seem to go     
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Please feel free to bring G, PG, or PG-13 movies on movie day. We will play them for the whole clinic.. We were told no R movies.
I do not think we should bring porn but R movies? I could show everything but R movies when I taught junior high. It if offenses you, don't watch it, change the channel.
and we got a word search----- yeah
and a note from Binder Girl---- cool (not)
Bone Buck Store--- oh yes, my friend has so many ( including mine) she wants to get this radio thing for her kid
                           I was requested not to share my bone bucks--- they are mine and I'll do with them as I like -
                           it feels good to rebel, this friend has no husband and is low on cash and I am glad to help her
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 06:57:34 PM »

I would still bring an R rated movie and don't tell them.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 07:03:52 PM »

I think I'd have to go with porn, as hard-core as I could get my hands on.  What rubbish you have to put up with Twirl. 
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 08:34:11 PM »

It's not bad enough you have to be there, but now they are going to force everyone to watch the same movie?  Weeha, what fun.   :sarcasm;
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 09:32:02 PM »

one  of  our  patients  usually  brings  in  the  dvds  to  watch,

but  whats  acceptable  to  1  may not  be  acceptable  to  another  that  why  i  don't  bring  in  dvds  to  watch.
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2008, 12:18:02 AM »

I think I'd have to go with porn, as hard-core as I could get my hands on.  What rubbish you have to put up with Twirl. 

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :clap; :clap;

I would like to see their faces if that happpened.
Why are they all rotating their heads to the side  :rofl; :rofl;
Get the crash cart, Bob's having an attack

Ok we have a video brought in by Twirl, she says it will be interesting and educational, let's take a look  :rofl;
 :o :o :oops;
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2008, 06:18:48 PM »

I double dog dare you to bring in Spongebob Squarepants dvds.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2008, 10:24:33 PM »

Oh for heaven sakes, many, many movies are R rated. If your restricted to G-PG & PG13 it won't take you long to run out out of movies unless you start bringing in the oldies that you can see at home on AMC & TCM.

If the center wants control then they should supply them themselves. JMHO
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2008, 10:41:55 PM »



Tell your coordinator that I think "Bone Bucks" sounds like the name of a porn star. BWAAHAHAHA :rofl;
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2008, 10:44:23 PM »

Just switch DVD covers of Sponge Bob Square Pants with a porno that has a similar name and have them play it :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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