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« Reply #13800 on: May 05, 2009, 02:47:05 PM »
only poor cowboys share.  if I win Chris' lotto I'll be rich.
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« Reply #13801 on: May 05, 2009, 02:49:02 PM »
But poor cowboys don't have anything to share
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
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« Reply #13802 on: May 05, 2009, 02:49:41 PM »
Quote from: MandaMe1986 on May 05, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
But poor cowboys don't have anything to share

Well, that's not entirely true. . . 
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« Reply #13803 on: May 05, 2009, 02:52:04 PM »
Ture, just no money.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #13804 on: May 05, 2009, 02:53:04 PM »
There are more important things than money.   ;)
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« Reply #13805 on: May 05, 2009, 02:54:16 PM »
Dan will just disappear if his lotto ticket comes up good!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #13806 on: May 05, 2009, 02:54:35 PM »
OK, I'll give somebody one of my kidneys.... oops, they don't work.
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« Reply #13807 on: May 05, 2009, 02:55:42 PM »
You could always buy a pickle popsicle.
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« Reply #13808 on: May 05, 2009, 02:58:29 PM »
this pickle business is starting to sound a little risque...
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« Reply #13809 on: May 05, 2009, 03:02:40 PM »
Quote from: twirl on May 05, 2009, 02:11:34 PM
Oh Dan, remember
TEXANS SHARE
it is the Cowboy way

Thought it was a Texan Law.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
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« Reply #13810 on: May 05, 2009, 03:04:23 PM »
Where do you buy pickle popsicles?
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #13811 on: May 05, 2009, 03:04:31 PM »
If Texans gotta share, then when the lottery hits, I want in on the action,okay?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #13812 on: May 05, 2009, 03:04:45 PM »
Two enforceable laws in Texas.  1. Don't spit on the sidewalk, 2. Don't mess with Texas
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« Reply #13813 on: May 05, 2009, 03:04:59 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 05, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
this pickle business is starting to sound a little risque...


 :rofl;
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« Reply #13814 on: May 05, 2009, 03:07:09 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 05, 2009, 03:04:45 PM
Two enforceable laws in Texas.  1. Don't spit on the sidewalk, 2. Don't mess with Texas

Us New Mexicans usually don't like you Texans *wink*  Thats the way I was raised anyway. ha ha
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #13815 on: May 05, 2009, 03:08:32 PM »
I have to find the Spongebob episode where he insults Texas.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #13816 on: May 05, 2009, 03:09:47 PM »
so sorry Kitkatz     you are not a Texan   other than that, you are near perfect

you buy pickle pops at the Pickle Store  in Dill, Texas

you can make your own pickle pops and they are good when you have a sore throat or you crave pickles and they take longer to eat

you know what you do with a hard pickle, don't you ?    ( I don't really know - but this is risque)
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« Reply #13817 on: May 05, 2009, 03:10:25 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on May 05, 2009, 03:08:32 PM
I have to find the Spongebob episode where he insults Texas.

You could be in big trouble with this one. . .   ;)
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« Reply #13818 on: May 05, 2009, 03:13:12 PM »
PEA CAN PIE   :yahoo;

I love that one ----- don't mess with Sandy
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« Reply #13819 on: May 05, 2009, 03:13:49 PM »
two phallic symbols in one sentence has to be a little naughty.
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« Reply #13820 on: May 05, 2009, 03:14:16 PM »
David are you from Taxes too?

Hard Pickles, is that what  you call them Twirl?
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #13821 on: May 05, 2009, 03:15:02 PM »
Quote from: twirl on May 05, 2009, 03:09:47 PM


you know what you do with a hard pickle, don't you ?    ( I don't really know - but this is risque)
???   :o :urcrazy;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #13822 on: May 05, 2009, 03:21:16 PM »
How about sweet pickles? 
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« Reply #13823 on: May 05, 2009, 03:22:05 PM »
I am not a big sweet and butter pickle fan.  I like me some plain old dill pickles and hot pickles. Good stuff.
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Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theres is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they whohunger and thirst for righteousness, for theywill be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:3-9
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« Reply #13824 on: May 05, 2009, 03:22:57 PM »
shut up about pickles.  get me some mole enchiladas
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