Who, what when where why?

[twirl]

the pep squad always has plenty to say about those "ho" cheerleaders

why is the pep squad so nasty to the cheerleaders

[okarol]

They are jealous, of course.

Will the cheerleaders get even?

[twirl]

cheerleader always get even

will the pep squad live to tell about it

[okarol]

Only time will tell. Revenge is sweet.


Tommy Lee wants to meet the cheerleaders. Will that work out?

[David13]

Tommy and underage cheerleaders?  Nothing good can come from that. . .

What does his newly reconciled honey Pam have to say about this turn of events?

[mcjane]

She said, it's over Tommy. Hit the road you'll never change.

Does Tommy beg for another chance?

[kitkatz]

Nom Tommy hits the road and joins the cheerleaders. This is the last we see of Tommy Lee.

What will the group do next?

[okarol]

Back to the pool because you KNOW summer has officially begun when you start seeing the shirtless Matthew McConaughey.


Bald Jen is with Matt. What are they discussing?

[twirl]

they are discussing telling Matthew McConaughey that it is okay for him to wear deodorant
Why does Matthew refuse to wear deodorant?

[David13]

Matthew explains that he enjoys his "manly" aroma and does not need deodorant.  He thinks Jennifer should understand.

What does baldy Jennifer say about this?

[twirl]

Jennifer says""P U" and she misses Brad, he never smelled like pitts.
Jennifer wants to get back with Brad, what are her odds?

[okarol]

Chances are about one in a million.. so there's a chance.


How many kids will it take before Brad bails on Angelina?

[twirl]

when the kid who comes out looking just like Billy Bob, Brad will hit the road

what did Angelina do with the left over vile of Billly Bob's blood

[David13]

Angelina had a clone of BillyBob made from the vial of blood.  She used the clone to obtain genetic samples to create babies, lots and lots of babies, all of them with tattoos.

What will the scientific community think of Angelina's tinkering?

[okarol]

Scientists agree that one Billy Bob is too many.

What does Brad think when he finds Billy Bob living in their guest house?

[twirl]

Brad thinks, he is going to get screwed over just like he screwed Jennifer over.

Will history repeat itself

[okarol]

Yes, Brad gets it in the end. Eight teenagers will be revenge.


What does Jen do after she escapes from Matt?

[David13]

Jennifer heads straight for Brad who is so relieved to have some quiet time away from the kids, he decides maybe their break-up was a mistake.

What does Angelina do when she hears of a possible reunion of Jennifer and Brad?

[mcjane]

Angelina immediately sues for child support hoping to remind Brad of his responsibilities.

Will this bring Brad back Angelina?

[David13]

No, suing Brad for child support will not bring him back.  He has decided to move on permanently.

Will our group of Ellen, Tyra and Jennifer ever get back together and continue their road trip?

[okarol]

Yes, Ellen calls Rosie and she sends her plane to pick them up. Jerry is tagging along.

Where are they going?

[monrein]

To a talk-show convention on Oprah.

Who will appear first and why?

[David13]

After dumping Jerry (again) because Oprah would never have him on her show, the group arrives at Oprah's studio and Jennifer decides to go first because she is the only one of the group who does not yet have her own talk show.


How does Jennifer convince Oprah to help her to start her own talk show?

[okarol]

Oprah suggests a wrestling match between Tyra and Jennifer - the winner gets a prime time talk show.


Who will judge the match?

[David13]

Well, I guess they are going to have to go back and pick up Jerry from the side of the road.  He is the only one they know who is qualified to judge a talk-show wrestling match.

Who wins -- Tyra or Jennifer?