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« Reply #2400 on: July 01, 2009, 06:21:20 AM » |
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Innocent. I already know.  Have you ever eaten a piece of fruit and discovered a bug was in it when you were almost finished? |
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #2401 on: July 01, 2009, 07:05:25 AM » |
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but it is ok as long as it isn't a half of a bug....
Did you ever eat those chocolate covered bugs?
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #2402 on: July 01, 2009, 08:59:16 AM » |
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guilty! Ants and crickets when I was a kid!  Did you ever tell your dialysis supplier that you didn't have enough supplies and then discover that you were mistaken (after they had overnight shipped the shortfall)? |
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD. Mother to Meagan, who has PKD. Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011. Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011.  |
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« Reply #2403 on: July 01, 2009, 10:09:53 AM » |
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innocent
Did you ever run to your corner store with your PJ"s on?
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« Reply #2404 on: July 01, 2009, 10:13:19 AM » |
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innocent -- I do not wear pjs
have you ever gulped down fast food, rolled down the windows and hid the evidence --"what hambuger wrapper?"
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« Reply #2405 on: July 01, 2009, 10:55:35 AM » |
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guilty! When I was on dialysis, sometimes I just craved a cheeseburger and fries even though it was a no no on the diet. no PJ'S!  Ever wanted just a sip of milk so you took a swig out of the milk jug and didn't use a glass? |
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Cadaver transplant April 29, 2007
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« Reply #2406 on: July 01, 2009, 10:59:13 AM » |
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Innocent, but my husband used to do that all the time back when he drank two gallons a week. Dialysis kind of changed THAT! Have you ever answered a guilty or innocent question, then had to think so had for another question that someone else answered before you had thought of one?  |
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« Reply #2407 on: July 02, 2009, 01:01:23 AM » |
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so guilty!
Have you ever wondered why small dogs crap so much?
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...
South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2408 on: July 02, 2009, 04:17:44 AM » |
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Have you ever wondered why small dogs crap so much? Guilty!!! Have you ever been driving somewhere wondering why it's so d**n hot and realized that the AC was turned off? |
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« Reply #2409 on: July 02, 2009, 04:52:41 AM » |
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guilty
have you ever wondered what people did BEFORE aircons were invented?
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Please note: I am no expert. Advise given is not medical advise but from my own experience or research. Or just a feeling...
South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2410 on: July 02, 2009, 07:17:46 AM » |
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No, because I only got it 5 years ago (I still have no dishwasher in my house or cottages) and I grew up in Jamaica with no aircon either. I keep the house at degrees celsius (78.8 F) and wear loose cool clothes, linen I like best.
Have you ever had a polka dotted stomach from daily heparin shots?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr. 2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #2411 on: July 02, 2009, 07:24:13 AM » |
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oh my I don't believe this GUILTY hehehe
Have you ever fed your pet snake a very small white furry mouse and you wanted to cry..... cause you want to save the mouse and let the stupid snake die.
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2412 on: July 02, 2009, 09:42:14 AM » |
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innocent
but when I fed a mouse to a snake in science class -- I had to leave the room -
then we got dead mice because the live ones scratched the snake's mouth
( oh, poor freakin' snake but I would not like my hamburger biting me back )
have you ever found a snake in your dishwasher -
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« Reply #2413 on: July 02, 2009, 10:41:13 AM » |
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Innocent....don't have a dishwasher. My brother's pet snake got loose in their house in Clearwater once though. Neighbours are still talking about my Mum's screams.
Have you ever driven all the way to an appointment only to discover you're a month early?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr. 2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #2414 on: July 05, 2009, 11:19:37 PM » |
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innocent
have you ever wondered why you can hate and love work at the same time?
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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Hello,My husband is on home dialysis,,or pd
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« Reply #2415 on: July 06, 2009, 06:20:53 PM » |
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 guilty driving truck loved the work hated dispatch.... have you ever walked out a store and then realized you missed an item and said heck with it?
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« Reply #2416 on: July 06, 2009, 10:54:15 PM » |
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Guilty,
Have you ever wondered why most people take drinking water for granted.
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2417 on: July 07, 2009, 06:36:32 AM » |
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guilty and I hate them have you ever been glad to get diarrhea before a treatment thinking you will weigh less  |
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« Reply #2418 on: July 10, 2009, 02:12:32 AM » |
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innocent I hate diarrhea any time
Have you ever wondered why some plant just die a week after you buy them for no reason?
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2419 on: July 11, 2009, 07:11:53 PM » |
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It is caused my my black thumb! Plus a cat sitting on the plant!
Have you ever had a plant live in your house for a year, water it irregularly and it survived?
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« Reply #2420 on: July 11, 2009, 07:14:30 PM » |
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Oh yea, lots...
Do you ever talk to your plants? How about talking to yourself?
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #2421 on: July 11, 2009, 07:17:30 PM » |
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I got caught talking to myself at school while walking to my classroom by another teacher. was I embarrassed. i was ticking off my things to do list out loud!
Have you ever been caught talking to yourself?
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lifenotonthelist.com Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5 Remember your present situation is not your final destination. Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time. "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1 |
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« Reply #2422 on: July 11, 2009, 07:20:15 PM » |
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everytime I go to the grocery store... but I find myself an interesting conversationist.
Do people every shake that heads and pretend to look away when they catch you talking to yourself?
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #2423 on: July 12, 2009, 04:05:57 AM » |
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Did you ever try to be the understanding friend, but sometimes, just don't want to hear it?
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TynyWonder
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« Reply #2424 on: July 16, 2009, 07:02:23 PM » |
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sooooo guilty!
Have you ever felt guilty for not BEING that understanding friend?
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Diagnosed with ESRD-November 2006
I have had 2 fistuals-neither one worked
I have had 2 grafts the last one finally "took"
I had 3 different catheters from Nov. 06 - Dec. 08
Got on the transplant list - Halloween Day 2008
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them. I BELIEVE THIS TO BE SOOOOO TRUE!
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