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« Reply #2425 on: July 16, 2009, 09:59:12 PM » |
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and how can you tell if people are talking to themselves with all the phone in the ears ----
have you ever needed to be listened to by an understanding friend ---
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« Reply #2426 on: July 17, 2009, 05:21:59 AM » |
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Guilty. Everybody needs somebody sometime (Dean Martin)
Have you ever had a friend with a problem and feel really helpless because there was nothing you could do but listen???
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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Hello,My husband is on home dialysis,,or pd
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« Reply #2427 on: July 18, 2009, 08:42:57 PM » |
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guilty..
have you ever thought of making medicare live on and deal with their own stupidity...
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« Reply #2428 on: July 19, 2009, 05:49:59 AM » |
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have you ever dreaded opening the mail because of all the bills?
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« Reply #2429 on: July 19, 2009, 06:15:51 AM » |
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Innocent - paying bills is my favorite thing to do.
Have you ever told a giant lie on Sunday morning?
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #2430 on: July 19, 2009, 05:03:14 PM » |
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Yup, guilty!
Ever wanted to strangle a client or customer for sheer moronic stupidity?
(Today's candidate from the gift shop where I work and I roughly quote here. . . "5 years ago when I was here, one of the gift shops had a photo of some people in furry clothes, like Eskimos, or maybe Indians or maybe like furtraders, and it was 8 by 10 or maybe bigger or maybe smaller with some kind of frame. Or maybe it was a painting and not a photo. I can just picture it in my head. I want one. Do you still have them?"
What?!! Sorry, my ESP only works on weekdays.)
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« Reply #2431 on: July 19, 2009, 05:08:50 PM » |
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goodness, surely you could have found something that fit one of those descriptions. She would never have known the difference.
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes. Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended. I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #2432 on: July 23, 2009, 07:57:28 AM » |
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innocent (but I've met my share of idiots)
Have you ever stood in a very long line only to get to the front and found out you were in the wrong line all along.
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South Africa
PKD
Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2433 on: July 23, 2009, 04:11:50 PM » |
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guilty and pissed have you ever slipped on a  peel ( sorry, all I could think of ) |
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« Reply #2434 on: July 23, 2009, 11:25:29 PM » |
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no....hehe
have you ever wondered by all the companies start work at the same time.... TRAFFIC!
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
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Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2435 on: July 24, 2009, 04:49:54 AM » |
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Innocent
Have you ever been overseas?
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« Reply #2436 on: July 24, 2009, 05:20:32 AM » |
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Guilty.
Have you ever prepared for work or school and discovered it was Saturday or your day off?
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #2437 on: July 24, 2009, 05:57:15 AM » |
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have you ever fell asleep in the afternoon wake up a few hours later and think it was morning?
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« Reply #2438 on: July 24, 2009, 06:59:13 AM » |
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have you ever had meat and was not sure what annimal it was
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2439 on: July 24, 2009, 08:06:19 AM » |
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Innocent!
Have you ever been on the radio?
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“The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization” - Sigmund Freud
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« Reply #2440 on: July 26, 2009, 05:55:33 AM » |
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guilty once when I accidentally sat on one
have you ever been written about in a medical book and then years later so was your daughter
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« Reply #2441 on: July 26, 2009, 07:54:55 AM » |
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But I was the center of attention at Hopkins after one of my many ear operations. About 10 interns crowded into my room...
Have you ever cheered and clapped at a video even though no one else could hear you?
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« Reply #2442 on: July 27, 2009, 06:17:36 AM » |
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innocent - but I did scream my head off in a scary movie. hehe
have you ever been so hungry ..(after a long day of shopping). that you ate the warm bread in the car out of the packet?
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South Africa
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Jan 2010 Nephrectomy (left kidney)
Jan 2010 Fistula
Started April 2010 Hemo Dialysis(hate every second of it)
Nov 2012 Placed on disalibity (loving it)
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« Reply #2443 on: August 04, 2009, 06:06:21 AM » |
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innocent -- - in Texas that warm bread would be toast have you ever seem someone take the gum out of their mouth and give it to a child  I saw it the other day  |
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« Reply #2444 on: August 04, 2009, 07:35:55 AM » |
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eweee hope that wasn't in Texas (although we could start our own Jerry Springer show I think)
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.
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« Reply #2445 on: August 06, 2009, 11:02:16 AM » |
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love it
crawfish boil -- sucking out the brains
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« Reply #2446 on: August 06, 2009, 11:06:26 AM » |
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crawfish boil -- sucking out the brains Leave it! traffic school  wrong game again! Innocent Have you ever been to traffic school? |
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« Reply #2447 on: August 06, 2009, 11:08:53 AM » |
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Innocent.
Have you ever been the car right ahead of the car that got pulled over for speeding?
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« Reply #2449 on: August 06, 2009, 11:22:47 AM » |
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Guilty!!
Have you ever taken a short cut and gotten lost?
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