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« on: March 22, 2008, 03:59:43 PM »
This is weird, but interesting!
 
if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
cna yuo raed tihs? olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.  The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrning to  a rscheearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl  mses and you can sitil rade it whotuit a pboerim. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istief, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 04:23:01 PM »
No problimo I can read that just as good as a regular post.
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2008, 04:27:08 PM »
I wonder if that is why some read faster than others.  I read very fast and never read word for word---mostly line by line.  Guess my mind is putting the letters in order for me. :thumbup;
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2008, 04:52:34 PM »
No problem reading it.  I tech grade 2 and can read  just about anything!!! Problem is they don't always have the first letter and the last letter right.  I get a big kick out of their spelling. It's so cute sometimes!!! :bandance;




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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2008, 05:06:17 PM »
No problem reading it either. I did get a similar email about this in my email a couple years ago.
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 06:09:52 PM »
no  problem :yahoo;
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2008, 10:25:40 PM »
This is called Kitspeak, because I type like this all of the time!
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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2008, 10:31:42 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on March 22, 2008, 10:25:40 PM
This is called Kitspeak, because I type like this all of the time!
:Kit n Stik;
Thought that was Kitspeak  :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2008, 10:54:32 PM »
Ya got me. It is!
 :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik;

This is Sir Ken speak:
 :sir ken; :sir ken;
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2008, 12:25:32 AM »
Looks like we can all read it - so now I won't feel quite so bad when I forget to hit spell check before I post  :rofl;
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2008, 05:02:19 AM »
I didn't have any problem reading it. Should that bother me?
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2008, 06:20:44 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on March 22, 2008, 10:54:32 PM
Ya got me. It is!
 :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik;

This is Sir Ken speak:
 :sir ken; :sir ken;






Snee enghou fo my asre yte? :sir ken; :sir ken; :sir ken; :sir ken; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2008, 06:41:46 AM »
 :sir ken; Nvere Sri Kne!  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2008, 07:17:18 AM »
I can read that original message just fine -- I guess it's 20 years of reading high school kids' spelling (and I'm pretty good at reading the worst handwriting in the world, too).

And...

Quote from: kitkatz on March 22, 2008, 10:54:32 PM
This is Sir Ken speak:
 :sir ken; :sir ken;

...for this message, I didn't even need the words.  I knew just from the pic that it was Sir Ken "speaking" to us.
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2008, 09:26:41 AM »
Quote from: del on March 22, 2008, 04:52:34 PM
No problem reading it.  I tech grade 2 and can read  just about anything!!! Problem is they don't always have the first letter and the last letter right.  I get a big kick out of their spelling. It's so cute sometimes!!! :bandance;


Sorry, that made me laugh!  :)   Or is "teching" something I just don't know about?  I don't have kids...   ???






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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2008, 10:51:13 AM »
Been teaching gr. 2 for 9 years. Guess I am learning some of their spelling.  :rofl;  Glad it made you laugh!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2008, 12:40:32 PM »
You should try sixth grader's writing!  Oh Lordy when the kid asked me how to spell can, I about lost my mind.
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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2008, 12:41:01 PM »
Quote from: twirl on March 22, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
This is weird, but interesting!
 
if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
cna yuo raed tihs? olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.  The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrning to  a rscheearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl  mses and you can sitil rade it whotuit a pboerim. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istief, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

no all the teachers could read this at my school
55 out of 100 is low for IHD
we hvae a lrage nmuber of plepoe wtih sgrante mnids
are we sartmer tahn the aervage preson
is it in the dilsayis mchaine
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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2008, 12:55:52 PM »
Kitkatz, I've had them ask how to spell TV, it, is, etc. :banghead;
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2008, 01:31:26 PM »
Some of them aren't any better at spelling by the time they get to me (high school).  Over the years, I have taught some of the smartest kids .... and some of the dumbest!
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« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2008, 01:56:31 PM »
I ran it through spell chech and accepted all the corrections - this is what I got - it is like a mAd LiB  :rofl;
 
 
if you Can Read Tish, you have a strainer mind too
Can you Read Tish? only 55 plop out of 100 can.

i Donalt believe that I cloud audacity audacity what I was range.  The phenomenal power of the human mind, squadroning to  a research at Cambridge Inverts, it doesn't mutate in what ordure the letterers in a word are, the only word tong is that the Frost and LSAT latter be in the grit pickle. The rest can be a total  Mses and you can STOL Reade it whiteout a Porrima. Tish is bucksaw the human mind does not Read Evey letter by stiff, but the word as a loge. Izanami huh? yeah and I always tugboat spelling was imprint!

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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2008, 03:05:47 PM »
Quote from: del on March 23, 2008, 12:55:52 PM
Kitkatz, I've had them ask how to spell TV, it, is, etc. :banghead;
Hmmm, Did you say TV is spelled t e l e v i s i o n  :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2009, 02:24:54 PM »
 :bump;    did this so members who have not red it can read it

red was on purpose

read the first post please and see how you do
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »
No porbelm. But I alawys knew I had a stanrge mind.  :rofl;
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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2009, 06:42:17 PM »
Quote from: CW on March 23, 2008, 01:56:31 PM
I ran it through spell chech and accepted all the corrections - this is what I got - it is like a mAd LiB  :rofl;
 
 

And where did you find that special Spell chech  (er)?
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