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« on: December 08, 2007, 08:41:40 PM »
Here is a bumpersticker I want for my car:

Who are all these people and WHY are they on MY freeway?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2007, 10:15:09 PM »
  :rofl;  :rofl;   :rofl;
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 02:36:03 AM »
My son beat up your honor student
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 12:49:07 PM »
My rescue dog is smarter than your honor student.
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I received a 6 out of 6 antigen match transplant on January 9, 2008. Third transplant, first time on The List.
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 06:05:29 AM »
I love this one:

"Sorry for driving so close in front of you."

 :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 06:34:07 AM »
For those of us in the USA:

Our national health plan -- DON'T GET SICK!
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 08:19:29 AM »
If You Can Read This Please Call Your Insurance Company.
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 07:03:12 PM »
Your child may be an honor student, but you drive like an idiot!
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2007, 09:08:06 AM »
Don 't have a sticker, but the tirecover on my jeep
is the Tazmanian Devil saying "Back Off!!!!!"  Was a
Christmas gift from hubby a few yrs ago :rudolph; :christmastree;

Anne
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 09:38:03 AM »
My favorites are:

God made us sisters ; Prozac made us friends.

I got in a traffic jam on my road to riches.

If you can read this you're not the president.
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 07:21:41 AM »
Actually I have one that says...

If they outlaw guns can we use swords?
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2011, 02:03:05 AM »
"You can't scare me I'm a teacher."
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 07:21:13 AM »
My dad used to love these two -
"Old age and trickery will always win over youth and skill"
"Avenge yourself on your children - live long enough to be a burden to them!"
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 02:37:09 PM »
My mom saw one once that I really liked.. "Cyberspace scares me so much, I've downloaded in my pants."

My bro has one that says, "thanks for the wave, but next time use all your fingers."
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2011, 11:47:34 AM »
Be nice to your children; they'll choose your nursing home.

This is NOT an abandoned vehicle

Lottery: a tax on people who flunked math
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« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2011, 12:11:10 PM »
This thread has been reserected~   :yahoo;  I like that

"If it ain't country.... It ain't music"

or  "Let's keep one thing clear.... water"
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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2011, 01:01:57 PM »
I got a few...

Flies carry disease, keep yours closed please!...

At my age, Getting any??? means sleep...

At my age, Happy Hour is a nap...

Retiring... Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension...

Young at heart... A bit older in other places...

and my favourite....

I ALWAYS have sex on a first date... At my age, there probably won't be a second!....
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« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2011, 01:48:12 PM »
Quote from: Rerun on January 17, 2011, 12:11:10 PM
This thread has been reserected~   :yahoo;  I like that

"If it ain't country.... It ain't music"

or  "Let's keep one thing clear.... water"

yes I love looking through old posts and seeing which ones I can bump up! :)
Quote from: Darthvadar on January 17, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
I got a few...

At my age, Getting any??? means sleep...


I ALWAYS have sex on a first date... At my age, there probably won't be a second!....

yes love the sexy ones! lol  :rofl;

Here's one....."save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate."

xo,
R
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
Now scans every 3 months to watch for new tumors.
Now Status 7 on the wait list for a liver.
How about another decade of solid health?
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2011, 12:39:20 PM »
My Aunt Florence had one on her car that said, "I call my car Baby, cuz it always has a rattle."

She also had a sign over her basement door, which was also her ceramics studio, that said "No fart zone"

She had a sign in the bathroom too, but I can't remember how it goes.. I'll bet Dad remembers..
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« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2011, 04:03:59 AM »
I'm a former smoker, and I confess to being a Nicotine Nazi... I've a sign in my hallway warning smokers not to smoke in the house... It says...

'If you're smoking in this house, you'd better be on fire'...

Being a dog owner, I've another sign that says...

'The dog and his houskeepers live here'...

The third is at the front door... It says...

'Never mind the dog, beware of the mother!'...

Darth...
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« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2011, 11:32:48 AM »
Oh Darthy , i want the pooch ones !
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OH NO!!! I have Furniture Disease as well ! My chest has dropped into my drawers !
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« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2011, 05:47:12 AM »
Quote from: KICKSTART on January 27, 2011, 11:32:48 AM
Oh Darthy , i want the pooch ones !

Had an idea you'd appreciate the doggy ones, Kicky!...

Hope all's well, and that the pooches are well...

Love...

Darth...
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« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2011, 09:42:28 AM »
P.E.T.A.

People eating tasty animals
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2011, 11:18:57 AM »
 :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  paul.karen ...how could you !  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o :o  :o :o  :o
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2011, 11:30:32 AM »
There so tasty.  BBQ-FRIED-BROILED Yum.  :beer1;



Not a bumper sticker but a shirt i have  says.

If you can read this the B***H fell off.
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