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« on: May 05, 2006, 09:06:10 AM »
My Older Sister sent me this e-mail >:( She said she has already booked me for the full two days.

Once again for telling the truth ;D I got into trouble ::) She said I may learn something, but she said, you can not teach a OLD DOG NEW TRICKS >:( >:( :o

Here's poor me being nice, honest, truthful, a lot younger than my sister ;D, Cute?, handsome and do not forget MODEST ;D

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Got asked to change the post (FORCED :'( :'() It's my younger Sister. Right you can let go of my arm now :o

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But this little saying keeps me going!!

"RENAL PATIENTS NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2006, 09:49:03 AM »
I like that I think I will have to send that to my brothers   8)
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Isn't it nice to go where every body knows your name.
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2006, 10:42:23 AM »
LOL, I LOVE it!!  Thank you.  Am sending to several friends, including Hubby.
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Husband Mike Diagnosed with PKD Fall of 2004
Fistula Surgery  1/06
Fistula Revision  11/06
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2006, 07:58:25 PM »
That was great!  Although I need most of those lesson such as the toilet paper rolls. I never put the new roll on the tubes!  And I am a woman. Hear me roar!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2006, 06:32:04 AM »
Can I send Joe?  Don't feel bad, Kevno.  I need to take 3 or 4 of those classes myself. LOL   :D
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Sara, wife to Joe (he's the one on dialysis)

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 11:11:27 PM »
i posted this in the employee's  rest room his and hers  - it is the best thing i had come my way in a long time thanks
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2006, 11:54:54 PM »
LOL to funny...
I just had to print this out..
was not gonna respond till I made out my intro but could not resist
Thanks for the laugh kevno



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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 03:11:20 PM »
just read this post :banghead;
I need two reservations
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 03:20:25 PM »
Screaming...my computer would not let me open it...what did it say????
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 05:01:24 PM »

This is what it said:

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

Sign up early and get a discount on registration

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
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Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2008, 09:25:34 PM »
Can i sign up my man for two or three of these classes? Or is it a weekend outing? Like man camp?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 12:30:05 AM »
I'm printing this for the notice board at work!!!!!!!!! :rofl;
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 04:34:23 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; Thanks Kevno
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 06:56:09 PM »
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did


And that's why we invented GPS, no more nagging if we make a wrong turn. Just a polite voice to change directions  :rofl;  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2008, 11:18:03 AM »
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

My husband would argue that I need this one...don't know what he's talking about, I always get us there eventually!
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2008, 02:16:45 PM »
Quote from: KT0930 on July 27, 2008, 11:18:03 AM
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

My husband would argue that I need this one...don't know what he's talking about, I always get us there eventually!

 :rofl; or  :banghead; if I was the husband
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2008, 08:58:48 AM »
Quote from: Chris on July 27, 2008, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: KT0930 on July 27, 2008, 11:18:03 AM
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

My husband would argue that I need this one...don't know what he's talking about, I always get us there eventually!

 :rofl; or :banghead; if I was the husband

Thankfully, he's usually  :rofl;
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"Dialysis ain't for sissies" ~My wonderful husband
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