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« on: September 15, 2007, 09:13:15 PM »
Ok, less than a month to go 'til Vegas, we have to get ready with some chat up lines.

I talked to my nephrologist and I promised him that I'd watch my fluid intake, so I'll only do shots.  >:D

How about:

Is that your fistula throbbing, or are you just happy to see me?

comeon' people, let's be creative  add you best chat up lines to this topic!
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52 with PKD
deceased donor transplant 11/2/08
nxstage 10/07 - 11/08;  30LS/S; 20LT/W/R  @450
temp. permcath:  inserted 5/07 - removed 7/19/07
in-center hemo:  m/w/f 1/12/07
list: 6/05
a/v fistula: 5/05
NxStage training diary post (10/07):  http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=5229.0
Newspaper article: Me dialyzing alone:  http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=7332.0
Transplant post 11/08):  http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=10893.msg187492#msg187492
Fistula removal post (7/10): http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=18735.msg324217#msg324217
Post Transplant Skin Cancer (2/14): http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=30659.msg476547#msg476547

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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2007, 09:59:41 PM »
Is that a Kidney in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
 8)
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Dialysate flow (Qd)=600;  Blood pump speed(Qb)=315
Fresenius Optiflux-180 filter--without reuse
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World's Best Beach..Lanikai..Oahu, Hawaii
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2007, 10:19:51 PM »
Let Mae West rest in peace. :yahoo;
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He is the love of my life......
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2007, 10:42:26 PM »
Wanna stick your organ in me?  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2007, 10:53:57 PM »
  Let's do it in a recliner! :bandance;
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 06:10:27 AM »
In Vegas, what goes in the kidney, stays in the kidney.
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No transplant.  Not yet, anyway.  Only decided to be listed on 11/9/06. Inactive at the moment.  ;)
I make films.

Just the facts: 70.0 kgs. (about 154 lbs.)
Treatment: Tue-Thur-Sat   5.5 hours, 2x/wk, 6 hours, 1x/wk
Dialysate flow (Qd)=600;  Blood pump speed(Qb)=315
Fresenius Optiflux-180 filter--without reuse
Fresenius 2008T dialysis machine
My KDOQI Nutrition (+/ -):  2,450 Calories, 84 grams Protein/day.

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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 07:22:32 AM »
What's your sign? I'm an "O".
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 02:43:02 PM »
By the way just what is your blood type?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2007, 04:34:46 PM »
You'd look great with a laproscopy scar  ;)
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 04:23:42 PM »
It that your right kidney, or are you just glad to see me?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 05:33:14 PM »
 :secret; Call me kinky, but I've got an ice-filled bathtub with your name on it!
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 07:15:40 PM »
Hey baby...wanna feel my fistula?
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Received a new kidney from my sister on Dec. 5, 2006.
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 09:18:00 PM »
Want to play doctor?  I'll be the doctor first.
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No transplant.  Not yet, anyway.  Only decided to be listed on 11/9/06. Inactive at the moment.  ;)
I make films.

Just the facts: 70.0 kgs. (about 154 lbs.)
Treatment: Tue-Thur-Sat   5.5 hours, 2x/wk, 6 hours, 1x/wk
Dialysate flow (Qd)=600;  Blood pump speed(Qb)=315
Fresenius Optiflux-180 filter--without reuse
Fresenius 2008T dialysis machine
My KDOQI Nutrition (+/ -):  2,450 Calories, 84 grams Protein/day.

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2007, 07:03:44 PM »
Wanna come up and see my nxstage?
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52 with PKD
deceased donor transplant 11/2/08
nxstage 10/07 - 11/08;  30LS/S; 20LT/W/R  @450
temp. permcath:  inserted 5/07 - removed 7/19/07
in-center hemo:  m/w/f 1/12/07
list: 6/05
a/v fistula: 5/05
NxStage training diary post (10/07):  http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=5229.0
Newspaper article: Me dialyzing alone:  http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=7332.0
Transplant post 11/08):  http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=10893.msg187492#msg187492
Fistula removal post (7/10): http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=18735.msg324217#msg324217
Post Transplant Skin Cancer (2/14): http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=30659.msg476547#msg476547

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WOO HOO NEW KIDNEY PEEING !!!(Transplant 23/10/07)
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2007, 03:34:43 PM »
Are you into threesomes?..................you, me, the machine................................. ;)
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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 03:51:00 PM »
Ford or Chevy.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2007, 04:02:14 PM »
C'mon baby ...light my ?
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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2007, 04:06:17 PM »
WHEN THE MUSIC IS OVER?
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« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2007, 04:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Sluff on October 04, 2007, 03:51:00 PM
Ford or Chevy.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Dodge my Hemi.
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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2007, 04:21:11 PM »
Quote from: Jill D. on September 18, 2007, 07:15:40 PM
Hey baby...wanna feel my fistula?
Can I use BOTH hands?
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« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2007, 04:31:31 PM »
Quote from: tamara on October 04, 2007, 03:34:43 PM
Are you into threesomes?..................you, me, the machine................................. ;)
Numerologist?
What IS ur sign?
I ask ?'s that scare my DOC.
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« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2007, 05:25:29 PM »
I dont think you understand the concept of this thread ssticker, we are trying to make up lines that we would say in Vegas as dialysis patients.  :popcorn;  (but i do dig the Doors)  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2007, 09:07:26 PM »
Hey Baby want to come on up and see my machine sometime?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2007, 10:36:25 PM »
Hello Nurse!  :bandance;
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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