Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[paris]

What exactly did Sir Sluff do on his weekend of frolic?? I don't think he ever told us.  Frolic sounds like a whole lot more fun than anything I ever do

[Hawkeye]

Lady Paris regarding the  duel. Problem is is that there aren't enough men posting to this thread for this kind of contest and besides your talking about spears and stuff. Spears can hurt, spill blood....MY BLOOD!!!! Besides me and the Mighty Weaponed one will need some kilnd of protection for the contents of our kilts!

I love to read it, but there is no way I want to get caught up in this thread.  You all are . 

[paris]

Hawkeye, come on in and join the fun (madness).  I don't know how this thread took a wrong turn, but we definately are wayyyyyyy off topic! 

[goofynina]

HEAR YE HEAR YE.....  The Damn Dame has returned from a brief "hiatus" if you will   Thus my eyes deceive me?  How could this have happend?  How did the men flip the royal script and get the ladies in porridge (which i am still digging out of my nooks and crannies)   No No No,  this must not go on any longer!!!  LADIES, we are losing control, we have these men out numbered, i believe we can overtake them and MAKE them beg for mercy    I dont know about you all but i wouldnt mind seeing the men in a french maids outfit and serving us tea and being our servants for a month, ooooooh, sha sha la laaa  

[paris]

That would make grammalady happy!  The visual is already making me laugh!  They keep getting out of dueling or wearing kilts.  Now could be the time to revolt       don't tell Ken!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

What exactly did Sir Sluff do on his weekend of frolic?? I don't think he ever told us.  Frolic sounds like a whole lot more fun than anything I ever do

Don't answer that Viscount. It's not a question that a lady should be asking a gentleman.

[Romona]

Count Von Hawkeye, Please help stop this madness! What size kilt do you need? 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Hawkeye, come on in and join the fun (madness).  I don't know how this thread took a wrong turn, but we definately are wayyyyyyy off topic! 

It started when  Stauphenburg asked to be an honorary Brit and when I gave him a title you all wanted one.
Then there was a threatened revolt from the ladies but the Mighty Weaponed One and I turned the tables which resulted in the porridge fight.

 Now I sense treachery again. We need to recruit more knights to this thread.

French Maids outfits you say........mmmmmmmmm  

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Where is the new world champion Princess Angela (lovely name) the Confused.

She needs to come and claim her night out with Sluff and me.

[thegrammalady]

We'll protect you but you've got to stop drinking all that tea. Jeeeez the gas!!!

you could probably get me to give up the tea, but the port NEVER, besides you're missing the whole point, it's not just "the tea" it's everything else, witness the following:

A F T E R N O O N T E A A T
T H E B R O W N P A L A C E H O T E L
Luncheon Tea, Afternoon Tea,
Monday - Friday 12:00pm – 2:00pm Monday – Sunday 12:00pm – 4:00pm
THE BROWN’S TEA $24.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By Scones Served
with Devonshire Cream and Preserves, Savory Tea Sandwiches and A
Delightful Array of Classic Tea Pastries
CHOCOLATE SENSATION $26.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By A
Luxurious Selection of Chocolate Pastries and Savory Tea Sandwiches
with Scones and Devonshire Cream
ROYALE PALACE TEA $29.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By Scones with
Devonshire Cream and Strawberry Preserves, Savory Tea Sandwiches, A
Delightful Array of Classic Tea Pastries and The Brown’s Kir Royale


EDITED: Fixed Quote Error - Sluff/ Admin

[Romona]

What?
I don't think I heard you right. My ears must be still full of prorridge.
I am not invited? After I loving hand stitched your lovely kilt, loin cloth and various items to protect your vital areas???  
Paris can you believe this?

Count Hawkeye rescue me!! Or I'll settle for the Rimbo Brothers!


And get Grammalady tea ASAP!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Oh MY Gosh!!!!!!!!!! I just read this thread for the first time!! I haven't laughed this hard in ages and ages- you crazy people crack me up !!!! and 'Back boobs' and all are shaking!!! LOL


 

Come on there Glitter, join in. There's a title in in for you and if you behave with loyalty and no treachery there may even be a tiara for you.  

[Romona]

Don't fall for it Glitter, he will just break your heart. 
All you'll do is give and give and he'll break promises.
He's broke. He is just like Rhett Butler.
And you don't want to be around his "wind".
Now Sir Sluff is trust worthy, he is happy and frolics. 


Beware of the man that says "Come here, I'll give you a tiara." Sounds like a pick up line for Vegas.

[Sluff]

 
Happy viscount has held on tight to his reputation, Romona I will take you under my wing and I will get you a credit card for Harrods. You can spend up to $ 1000.00 for your loyalty. The only stipulation is you must fashion what you purchase. Then you can join me for a weekend of frolic.

[kitkatz]

REMATCH! REMATCH!  I want a REMATCH!  Only the rematch I want is with the credits cards and Harrods. 

Lady Kitkatz Of Chocolatedom wants a rematch. Slipping in sticky oatmeal was no way to go down in the Fight of the Century!  Next time let's wrestle in chocolate!

[thegrammalady]

and i won't participate this time, but sit on the sidlines in a lawn chair with the chocolate tea from the brown palace (or british equivalent)

[paris]

Romona, how dare Kinky Ken treat you with such disrespect!  I thought all Englishmen were gentlemen!  I am simply dumbfounded!!!!     And Sluff-- you're picking one Lady over all the others??  You men really do want to start a revolution(sounds like a good Beatle song!).. Ahhh, the Beatles now those were/are some fine Englishmen!    

[Sluff]

I'm not picking one lady over the other, she was the only choice I had, now if any other lady would like the same treatment then ye must apply.

[Romona]

Happy viscount has held on tight to his reputation, Romona I will take you under my wing and I will get you a credit card for Harrods. You can spend up to $ 1000.00 for your loyalty. The only stipulation is you must fashion what you purchase. Then you can join me for a weekend of frolic.

 
Ok, just return my whips!

Romona, how dare Kinky Ken treat you with such disrespect! I thought all Englishmen were gentlemen! I am simply dumbfounded!!!! And Sluff-- you're picking one Lady over all the others?? You men really do want to start a revolution(sounds like a good Beatle song!).. Ahhh, the Beatles now those were/are some fine Englishmen!

I know dear Paris the man is a scondrel.
 

I'm not picking one lady over the other, she was the only choice I had, now if any other lady would like the same treatment then ye must apply.

Hey, you make it sound like the last man picked for the baseball game. You know "I guess we'll take him".
 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

What?
I don't think I heard you right. My ears must be still full of prorridge.
I am not invited? After I loving hand stitched your lovely kilt, loin cloth and various items to protect your vital areas???  
Paris can you believe this?

Count Hawkeye rescue me!! Or I'll settle for the Rimbo Brothers!


And get Grammalady tea ASAP!

Romona how unforgivably remiss of me. How could I ignore such a loyal servant of the court. Of course you're invited and you can have the Viscounts credit cards too.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

We'll protect you but you've got to stop drinking all that tea. Jeeeez the gas!!!

you could probably get me to give up the tea, but the port NEVER, besides you're missing the whole point, it's not just "the tea" it's everything else, witness the following:

A F T E R N O O N T E A A T
T H E B R O W N P A L A C E H O T E L
Luncheon Tea, Afternoon Tea,
Monday - Friday 12:00pm – 2:00pm Monday – Sunday 12:00pm – 4:00pm
THE BROWN’S TEA $24.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By Scones Served
with Devonshire Cream and Preserves, Savory Tea Sandwiches and A
Delightful Array of Classic Tea Pastries
CHOCOLATE SENSATION $26.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By A
Luxurious Selection of Chocolate Pastries and Savory Tea Sandwiches
with Scones and Devonshire Cream
ROYALE PALACE TEA $29.00
A Pot of Properly Brewed English Tea Accompanied By Scones with
Devonshire Cream and Strawberry Preserves, Savory Tea Sandwiches, A
Delightful Array of Classic Tea Pastries and The Brown’s Kir Royale


EDITED: Fixed Quote Error - Sluff/ Admin

Ah Lady Gramma it's high tea you are refering to.That's a fantastic mouth-watering menu and you could help yourself to anything there if only Lady Paris would pay something back of what she ows me.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Don't fall for it Glitter, he will just break your heart. 
All you'll do is give and give and he'll break promises.
He's broke. He is just like Rhett Butler.
And you don't want to be around his "wind".
Now Sir Sluff is trust worthy, he is happy and frolics. 


Beware of the man that says "Come here, I'll give you a tiara." Sounds like a pick up line for Vegas.

  Oh infamy infamy they've all got it in for me.

[Sluff]

All Ladies interested in shopping at Harrods see me in the dungeon at sundown Friday and we can frolic for the weekend. I will make a decision Sunday evening as to who gets a $1000.00 credit card to shop at Harrods. Use your imagination as best as you can while we frolic, may the best lady win.

Romona will help in the judging.

Sign up and be prepared to serve me whip and beat me into submission if necessary, and prepare only the best meals and desserts.

Hint: (I love strawberry's and whipped creme, yes !!)

[Bajanne]

As one actually BORN under the Union Jack , as a subject of the British Empire who sang "God Save The Queen" until age 16, whose grammar school was called "Queen's College, and who is presently a member of the British Commonwealth, I MUST PROTEST!  I should have had first dibs on Harrods (and I have been there) and the credit card.

[Hawkeye]

Count Von Hawkeye, Please help stop this madness! What size kilt do you need? 

So everyone is giving away titles now, and how would dressing me in a kilt help stop this madness?  Though I have to say my wife has been teasing me for a few years now that she was going to get me one.  Since I opened my big mouth and posted in this crazy world I guess I am stuck now.  If I am to be a Count I think a monocle will be in order to complete the look.  I don't know why but I have always thought of Counts having monocles unless they are of the Dracula variety.  Too many cheesy movies I guess.