Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[Sluff]

Viscount, all is strangely quiet in the kingdom. Do you smell a Rat?

I'm not quite sure if that stench is a rat, could it be something fishy going on?

[Romona]

Viscount, all is strangely quiet in the kingdom. Do you smell a Rat?

I'm not quite sure if that stench is a rat, could it be something fishy going on?

No, I just think he should put his shoes back on!

[kitkatz]

All I want to know is Where was SIR KEN when all this went down?

Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle
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May 1, 4:17 PM (ET)

LONDON (AP) - Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn't take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.
"One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates - and lots of windows opened up," witness Mark Robinson told The Sun newspaper.
"The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom."
Japanese tourists filmed the couple, who only stopped when police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses said.
Thames Valley Police said the man and woman were arrested and given a written warning about outraging public decency.
The queen was in the castle at the time, but her office declined Friday to comment about what had happened.

[okarol]

All I want to know is Where was SIR KEN when all this went down?

  

[Sluff]

It looks like Sir Ken slipped away again...

[Ken Shelmerdine]

I arranged it all to embarrass the Queen. She has dared to dispute the legality of my kingdom!!!!

[kristina]

Well spoken Sir Ken!
I was wondering how Your Lordship
might answer! Well done!

[kitkatz]

How is the dispute going oh Sir Ken?   Have you  the Queen.  If she does not listen to you the Purple Feather Boa Brigade will come to your rescue!

[Bajanne]

Though I was granted nobility by Lord Ken, I am still a humble resident of one of Her Majesty's colonies and as such could not permit any disrespecting of or violence against her august person.
I am sure that she would be open to reason were she to hear of the tremendous job Lord Ken has been doing on her behalf with those over the pond, bringing them back to nobility, pomp and circumstance.

[kristina]

Hear, hear !

[Ken Shelmerdine]

We must unite against the British Monachy. Most of you honourary Brits are American. You fought the Brits  once, you can do it again. I call upon all loyal subjects of my kingdom to take up arms and fight for our kingdom. Also can somebody stand my bail after I am arrested under the anti-terrorism act for writing this. See you in Guantanamo!

[monrein]

These are treasonous words to most Canadians Sir Ken as their admiration for and loyalty to the British Monarchy runs very deep indeed.   As for my own colonial past in the West Indies (original ancestor was a physician with the British Navy in the 1700's...did he jump ship at the lure of the palms or was he dumped???) well, those Jamaicans are more supportive of the monarchy than even these Canadians...so thoroughly enamoured with dreams of garden parties, cucumber sandwiches and curtsies to HRH.   

I, as befitting a person of my standing, shall watch this skirmish from the sidelines. 

Respectfully
The Baroness Monrein

[Bajanne]

Dear Baroness Monrein, I take up my position with you.

Awee nuh wan dem fuh tink awee gwine go gainst awee Queen!

[monrein]

A trut dat yu a seh Missis.

[kitkatz]

These are treasonous words to most Canadians Sir Ken as their admiration for and loyalty to the British Monarchy runs very deep indeed.   As for my own colonial past in the West Indies (original ancestor was a physician with the British Navy in the 1700's...did he jump ship at the lure of the palms or was he dumped???) well, those Jamaicans are more supportive of the monarchy than even these Canadians...so thoroughly enamoured with dreams of garden parties, cucumber sandwiches and curtsies to HRH.   

I, as befitting a person of my standing, shall watch this skirmish from the sidelines. 

Respectfully
The Baroness Monrein

COWARD!  We must assist Sir Ken in his quest to  the Queen of the isles!

[monrein]

Excellent!  I do so love cheekiness.

[Romona]

We are on our way. Someone grab the Cheeto (see other thread) shaped like Jesus! And some booze!

[Sluff]

I have the Royal Crown (Booze) thought it was fitting considering the current circumstances.

[kitkatz]

Royal Crown, isn't that related to RC cola?

[okarol]

While Sir Ken is off on holiday I have to wonder how he could have left the UK when there was THIS happening:

102 men and women naked ride roller coaster to break the world records.
London : United Kingdom | Sep 11, 2010

There are just human doings-who want to become popular and famous throughout the world. In Essex, England there are 102 men and women naked desperate. However, the 102 men and women who are naked-gil are not doing nasty. They arrived at the playground Adventure Island, Southend ride roller coaster; want to carve into world history and records.

Apparently the 102 men of this naked woman managed to break the old record, carved into 22 male-female nude, which play rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers amusement park, in Staffordshire in 2004.
.............
 

[Sluff]

While Sir Ken is off on holiday I have to wonder how he could have left the UK when there was THIS happening:

102 men and women naked ride roller coaster to break the world records.
London : United Kingdom | Sep 11, 2010

There are just human doings-who want to become popular and famous throughout the world. In Essex, England there are 102 men and women naked desperate. However, the 102 men and women who are naked-gil are not doing nasty. They arrived at the playground Adventure Island, Southend ride roller coaster; want to carve into world history and records.

Apparently the 102 men of this naked woman managed to break the old record, carved into 22 male-female nude, which play rollercoaster ride at Alton Towers amusement park, in Staffordshire in 2004.
.............
 

Sir Ken caught in the act! 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

It was either miss Dialysis (what say yee to a Miss Dialysis Beauty Contest) oh dear I digress and die happy, or accept my forced exile in the in the Italia. Verilly as I put quill to parchment I am incarcerated on my return in the tower for treason to Her Majesty.

I call upon all my loyal subjects and even the disloyal purple boa brigade to unite in support of your leader who has bullshitted served you so well and bountifully bestowed on yee thy thoroughly deserved titles plus my credit cards (now maxed out)  in honour of the court of King Kenneth.

Come fourth yee loyal brethren and stormeth yon tower and release your Lordship from this tyranny. We'll fight them on the polo courts, we'll fight them at Wimbledon (You always win there anyway) we'll fight them in Harrod's, Selfridge's
and any pub that serves good beer. WE WILL NEVER EVER BE SOBER ...ur Surrender.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

My loyal subjects where art thou. Read previous post urgently

[Sluff]

Sir Kenneth I must remain loyal to my leader. I am here sir ken, what happened to all the ladies ? are they still sickened from the green leafy stuff in those brownies?

[okarol]

Did someone say beer?