Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[monrein]

Once you've read all 43 pages Carla13, you might like to request an appropriate title from Sir Kenneth, lord of the realm.  His mood occasionally permits the granting of titles.
Yours truly, The Baroness Monrein.

[Sluff]

I think we should start a revolt until we force all women to obey the man law of leaving the toilet seat in the upright position.

[monrein]

Now Sluff (baby) let's think this through....one man and one woman in a bathroom.  Each uses the toilet for two functions.  That's four functions total, three of the four requires the seated position, only one is done standing up.  Clearly, logically, the only solution is for men to sit down and relax when taking a pee.

[Sluff]

Now Sluff (baby) let's think this through....one man and one woman in a bathroom.  Each uses the toilet for two functions.  That's four functions total, three of the four requires the seated position, only one is done standing up.  Clearly, logically, the only solution is for men to sit down and relax when taking a pee.

You are just picking on me.

[monrein]

Of course I am, I like to practice all of my skills regularly.  And you know that you love being picked on. 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Now Sluff (baby) let's think this through....one man and one woman in a bathroom.  Each uses the toilet for two functions.  That's four functions total, three of the four requires the seated position, only one is done standing up.  Clearly, logically, the only solution is for men to sit down and relax when taking a pee.

If we sit down for a pee how would we reach the toilet bowl? And my bathroom floor is very cold to sit on!

[monrein]

You'll manage to reach the bowl...aim is the word, aim for the bowl....just like you do when standing up.  You'll probably achieve roughly the same rate of accuracy in either position.  Roughly 50% I reckon.

And of course, from a menopausal female perspective, that cold floor sounds like a real treat.

[Sluff]

If I sit down i afraid I might drown. 

[kitkatz]

Put the seat down and you will not drown.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

The female population won't be happy until the entire world male population sits down to pee!
Gentlemen of the realm STAND UP AND PEE COUNTED

[Romona]

I am appalled at all this potty language!
 

Guys just walk outside go to the first tree on your right, do your business and leave the toilet seat in the house alone.
Men should be banished from bathrooms. Ladies have you ever missed the seat in the middle of the night because a man in your life left the toilet seat up?

[paris]

 "Pee counted" 

[Sluff]

I pee standing up and thats just the way it is...... I'm removing the toilet seat.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Good for you Sluff lets PEE strong about this!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Hi!
New to the boards and a Brit! Now, i haven't read all the pages of this thread (C'mon there's 43 of them!) but I'm afraid that I have to disappoint you Ken with my total ignorance of football - or any other sport for that matter... but I'm definitely British (living in Chester)

xx

Carla I've been meaning to reply to you so now welcome to the court of King Kenneth. I hope thy will pledge thine allegence to the gentlemen of the court and not to the rebellious purple boa toilet seat down brigade. I do recomend that you read the posts from the beginning as there are some hilarious contributions and well worth a read.
So Arise COUNTESS CARLA OF CHESTER!

[Sluff]

Collect and burn the toilet seats and roast your marshmellows, stand united!!  Welcome Countess Carla!

[Hawkeye]

Though I like a good campfire and roasting marshmallows there is just something gross about roasting marshmallows on a campfire of burning used toilet seats that really makes me want to 

[Romona]

Though I like a good campfire and roasting marshmallows there is just something gross about roasting marshmallows on a campfire of burning used toilet seats that really makes me want to

I won't comment about a roasted weinie.

[paris]

Good one Romona!!

Carla, don't go to the dark side!  Please don't fall for the men's smooth talk.  The women must stand strong together

[rose1999]

Paris of course means that the women must sit strong together - it's the men who stand, Paris 

Countess Carla don't be taken in by their charm and promises, it's the purple boa brigade for all ladies - particularly us English ladies. Just look back over these pages and see the gorgeous shoes, boas, bags and underwear you will be entitled to wear!!!! You will look as gorgeous as we do

Welcome to the Purple Boa Brigade 
Countess Rose

[monrein]

I, for one, will smile with wicked glee as the "gentlemen" (pardon my loose use of the term) having removed their toilet seats, fall one by one into their privies as they attempt to squat over said privies to do their "other" business there.  My laughter will only be greater should they attempt THAT standing up.  It is truly befuddling to me that for centuries they've been referred to as the superior sex.  Hogwash, stuff and rubbish. 

We ladies of course know that to stand is plebian, to sit divine and so united we SIT.
   Note ladies the gentle purplish hue of this bloom.  Auspicious indeed.

[carla13]

I pray you! Argue not over the whys and wherefores of privvy use! Let us join together and gang up on those in our fair land who can pee WHENEVER THEY WANT! for surely they are the enemy!
Can't you see my renal brothers and sisters that the 'normals' want us to squabble amongst ourselves so that they may use the 'loo' whenever they desire? Let us take away their toilets so that they may be left hopping in desperation while we take over the world!
Mu hah hah hahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Countess Carla of Chester

Thanks King Kenneth I love it!!
xx

[Sluff]

mere hogwash... burn the seats and watch as the ladies get their behinds wet....

[Romona]

This sit or stand thing is getting us nowhere. 


I guess while the gentlemen are dismantling toilets, the ladies regain control!

[paris]

It is really isn't a valid point because many don't pee at all! 

Yeah, Carla!  So glad you didn't fall for the men's tricks and stand (sit) tall with the wonderful women of this lovely kingdom.  You fit right in!

  We are always in control!  There are moments we might let the men think they are, but we know the truth.



EDITED: Fixed smiley error - Sluff/Admin