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Slywalker
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Wisdom
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August 24, 2007, 09:51:50 AM »
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the
donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking &the boy was riding.
The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed
positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes
that little boy walk."
They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more
people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent
donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the
donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal
& he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!
Have A Nice Day &
Be Careful With Your Donkey
Sandyb
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Joe Paul
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"The history of discovery is completed by those who don't follow rules"
Angels are with us, but don't take GOD for granted
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goofynina
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He is the love of my life......
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August 24, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »
thanks Sandyb, i needed that
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....and i think to myself, what a wonderful world....
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Sluff
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August 24, 2007, 12:38:58 PM »
Been there done that...
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Romona
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Let's go steal some pic-nic baskets Boo-Boo
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