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« on: August 24, 2007, 09:51:50 AM »

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the
donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking &the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed
positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes
that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more
people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent
donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey.


The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the
donkey.   As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal
& he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!

 
Have A Nice Day &
Be Careful With Your Donkey


Sandyb
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 10:41:10 AM »

 :rofl;
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"The history of discovery is completed by those who don't follow rules"
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He is the love of my life......

« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 11:21:28 AM »

 :rofl;  :2thumbsup;  :clap;   thanks Sandyb, i needed that  :beer1;
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....and i think to myself, what a wonderful world....

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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 12:38:58 PM »

Been there done that... :rofl;
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 02:09:53 PM »

 :rofl;
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Let's go steal some pic-nic baskets Boo-Boo

« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2008, 07:39:58 PM »

 :bow;
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