Sunrise or Sunset? Sunrise, Tequila Sunrise please
Sweet or Sour? Sweet (like me)
Sahara or Himalaya? Him-a-laya me 5 times
Dolphin or Eagle? Dolphin fo sho
Old or new? Old, everything old has a story behind it
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
Soft or hard? Hard, PUHLEASE
Train or Plane? Amtrak here i come
Yesterday or Tomorrow? If i cant have today, then i guess i will have yesterday cuz tomorrow may never come.
Red or Blue? Red
Fast or Slow? Slow
Beatles or Elvis? Elvis (the young one please)
Blind or Deaf? Huh? Who? oh, ok, Deaf
Bath or Shower? Shower
Square or Circle? Circle
Fire or Water? Water
Lightning or Thunder? Thunder (closest thing to Sam's Farts i guess)
Black or White? Black
Ocean or Forest? Ocean
Dogs or Cats? Cats
Day or Night? Night
Left or Right? Right
Cremation or Burial? Cremation
Victim or Criminal? Criminal
Even or Odd? Even
Carpet or Hardwood? Hardwood
City or Countryside? City
Earthquake or Hurricane? Earthquake
Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate
Written or Spoken? Spoken
Briefs or Boxers? Boxers
Horns or Strings? Strings
Silver or Gold? Gold
Destiny or Choice? Choice
OK, now i need a drink