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Cochranme
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« on: May 27, 2017, 01:31:21 AM »
had 14.....FOUR TEEN alarms last night..  Here are a few new ones I swear I saw..

ALARM B35 - WARNING!!! PATIENT IS FALLING ASLEEP!!!


ALARM M10 - WARNING!!! DIALYSIS!!!!


ALARM C79 - WARNING!!!   THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!


ALARM T88 - WARNING!!!  GHOSTS!!!


ALARM Y46 - WARNING!!!   WARNING IMMINENT!!!

Only thing better is the letter I get every two months from my insurance company stating that "based on your recent insurance claims, you MAY have kidney disease."   

Feel free to add your own...
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2017, 12:17:22 PM »
ALARM SW1 - WARNING!!! SOCIAL WORKER APPROACHING!   :rofl;
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I am a renal social worker.  I am happy to help answer questions, but please talk to your clinic social worker for specifics on your particular situation.
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2017, 09:48:51 PM »
Alarm HYS- Hide your snacks- Dietitian approaching

Alarm YBRH- Your blood results are here.

Alarm YMIBNO- Your machine is beeping for no reason

Alarm YMYA- You moved your arm

Alarm IAMCLASOB- I am cramping like an SOB
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