"Karol needs..."

What do you need?

Here's the deal: if you want to find out what it is that you really need, google can help. Go to google and type "(your FIRST name) needs" - and let the internet determine what your life has been lacking. And don't cheat by looking for the one you like; just take the first link Google gives you.

1. Anthony needs coaching in the game of life.

2. Jamie Needs a kid.

3. Michelle Needs Wie bit of luck...

4. Keri needs healing.

5. Frances needs to find an old friend.

6. Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!

7 Alesha needs to take medication to help with her digestive track. (WTF?

? lol.)

8. Sexy lil Shorty needs sum 1 who can drop it like it's hot! (haha, I cracked the p*ck up!)

9. Joshua needs a disciple and a soul mate. (how does google know everything?)

10.Shawna needs to put a picture up soon so she can show the rest of the world how p*ckin hot she is (hahaha yeahh ok)

11. Renee needs to gain weight. (hahahahahahahahaha.......hahahahahahahaha.......hahahahahahahaha - f'n hilarious)

12. Curtis needs some pajamas. WTF?!? I sleep NAKED!!! LMAO

13. Lola needs....a home, a boyfriend, and to watch some porn!!!LMAO....How the hell did they know?....It's just creepy!!!

14. (equally as creepy) - Matt needs prayers, and help and maybe just a balloon, a rainbow or a little fairy dust now and then.

15. Lisa needs braces. Too late. Already had 'em... twice.

16. Ryan needs special care. .............................. Oh yes, yes he does.

17. Karly needs therapy.

18. Mandi needs professional management.

19. Rich needs a shave..... hahha thats the story of my life.

20.Shawn needs to go stay with cory before moving back to the trailer park! (Boy meets world is the shit)

21. Native needs a double lung transplant!....sweet!

22. Jacob needs a rest before he is tied up again in a new position.....Damn my secret's out.

23. Sally needs....the sequel. yep, its true.

24. TattooNOW : Amber needs some ideas: Tattoos (that's EXACTLY what it said)

25. Brittney needs to put some clothes on in the first place. hahahaha. that's great.

26. Chandler need a Margarita- thats just p*cking amazing

27. Savannah needs a hot dog social in the park- What the hell? Plus I don't even eat those nasty things.

28. CHRISTINA NEEDS... to own her whiteness and stop trying to be a rapper... WHAT??? CAUSE I RAP ALL THE TIME

29. Kristin needs to move, and check other corners -- ACTUALLY I AM QUITE FINE WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!

30. Hibl needs St. Lukes Family Practice... imagine that

31.Kelsey needs to quit throwing kids into the stands--this isn't WWF (hahahhahaa... 2nd link was "Kelsey needs anger management)

32. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films.

33. Brandon needs to suffer severe bodily harm. Whoa, really? Might be true.

34. Fallon needs more time to settle! so true!

35. Scott needs nude models. (lucky me!)

36. Katy needs a pony?!?

37. Rachael needs a late night dessert.... (ha!)

38. Nicki needs a parent. Huh. That's ironic.

39. Morgan needs federal funds for special needs voting machines

40. Magda needs little introduction!!!!!!!!

41. Sarah needs a cold shower

42. Joe needs to remember that he is vulnerable to anything that gives an emotional uplift (the "high") as a temporary escape ('the fix") from everyday reality.

43. ERIN NEEDS ANOTHER MIRACLE!

44. Kristi needs to get out of the house more.

45. Patrick needs to win a race to keep from becoming a pretty face

46. Mark needs a chick. (love it!)

47. Becca needs a boyfriend (hahaha. p*ck that.)

48. Dinah needs a giraffe (and apparently everyone else needs a camel?)

49. Kelly needs to be in a loving and committed marriage! (haha, wow)

50. Sandra needs to be punched in the neck...(okay, now that's pretty damn funny:)

51. Melinda needs to be a mixture of sexual predator and sympathetic lost soul. Haha. Watch it, I'm a predator...;-)

52. A night with Melinda ;-) as a predator!

53. Michelle needs your help.

54. Trish needs to always be in control of the situation.

55. Christina needs to realize that she in fact is not a bad ass (am, too!)

56. Meredith needs to be given medication throughout the day (I could have told you that!)

57. Jenny needs to do some more kegels to keep it in. (wow that is pretty BAD!!!)

58. star needs TLC and a new home....i'll take the new home over tlc any day!!!!!...lmao

59. Charlie needs...a cloak, to die, and to be writing for major news magazines. I think the latter suits me best.

60. Randi needs: 'No introduction' LOL

61. Alayne needs a personal bodyguard we don't know. (After the weekend I had this is definitely true!

LOL)

62. Karen Needs to Grow Up! :-)

63. Adrienne needs to sing louder. (I don't know how many of you would appreciate it if I did)

64. Vince needs friends (preferably ones w/ "benefits")

65. Siobhan needs Joanna's Diary (must be interesting!)

66. Ron needs the sugar quill. (sounds kind of dirty)

67. Bacon needs unwrapped (nuff said)

68. Keith needs a spotlght (ok)

69. The Mailman needs missing modules! ( keep your p*ckin modules im just glad to be number 69 ha haa...)

70. Steve-O needs to grow up in more ways than one!

71.Kate needs to sell her locket to get money for the shell game and to buy the items she ...

72. Jen needs a smack daddy! Whoo-Hoo....Hang on guys this may get good!!!! "Oh Jamie!!!!!"

73. Roberta needs to acknowledge that Microsoft products are insecure because of poor design choices that are not inherent in other operating systems. (I decided to go with my newest alter-ego on this one - ha ha ha)

74. Natalie needs a nightie. Haha!

75. Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the f**k up! (Hey, that's not very nice!)

76. Shawn needs sleep badly. (Thats appropriate cause I have Apnea)

77. Vaughn needs therapy (#2 was "a happy pill", but they all start with Vince).

78. Ed needs a hummer!!! That's what it said and who am I to disagree.....

79. Karol needs a bleep button though. (STFU!)