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« on: July 23, 2011, 06:29:28 PM »
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330591109342#ht_512wt_1078

got this off web, read description then Q and A

you'll  :rofl; yourself silly
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2011, 08:00:10 PM »
 :2thumbsup; :rofl; :clap;
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2011, 08:50:04 PM »
How funny!
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2011, 09:35:57 PM »
absolute classic :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2011, 05:12:34 AM »
What a hoot!  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2011, 06:57:30 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2011, 11:06:47 AM »
Love it!  Particularly the Q&A bit!

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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2011, 11:32:20 AM »
    :rofl;
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2011, 06:41:28 PM »
Lol!
no wonder that person only has a 94 percent rating!
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2011, 09:01:39 PM »
soooo my mistake is that I'm not a gay footballer (with an obnoxious watch)??! No wait, I mean soccer player.... who knew?!

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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2011, 03:50:09 AM »
its great ain't it! this guy needs to do professional writing.
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2011, 10:04:59 AM »
This reminds me of the wedding dress guy on eBay from 2004. For those who missed it:

http://weddingdressguy.com/original_ebay_ad/ebaylisting.html

Take a look at the hit counter!
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2011, 11:15:42 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

i just read the wedding dress one! what a hoot! i didn't know ebay let these in but sure glad they did!
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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2011, 06:46:57 PM »
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