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Constantcrave40
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« on: October 06, 2010, 08:41:24 PM »

I swear I like people,but I have sat by some rude and gross ones! Farting,takin adump every treatment m the camode begnd curtain,ever dao treatment and smells,and they walked in,not like they cant be taken off 10min like others and use reg bathrm.its like they plan it right as I go to have my breakfast! Lmao! Or do the suckin up the nose thing is the latest! Lmao! Geez!
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 12:13:29 AM »

I swear I don't know what to say.
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 07:54:38 AM »

Yesterday I had the guy who picks pieces of skin off his body and drops them on the floor in front of him across from me.  The pieces of skin on his hand he gets off with his teeth and spits them out.  I know he has "problems" but it is pretty nasty.
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 12:43:08 PM »

We had one guy jump up and drop his pants and poop in the garbage can.

It is a nut house!      :stressed;
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2010, 01:42:40 PM »

Omg im not alone! I have seen some nasty stuff and I dmt mean things medical I mean people do nasty crap that they do on their own and dont think we dont want to hear or see it!
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2010, 01:28:03 PM »

I will not use the bathroom in our dialysis unit. It smells most of the time like someone got in there and went crazy.  I always wondered why it was like that, then I met some of the day patients.  WHooo whee!
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2010, 06:02:09 PM »

Makes me think that I am glad I am on first shift. :sir ken; Not unless the night time cleaners clean vary sparingly. YUCK :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2010, 08:39:06 PM »

This is absolutely unbelievable!  I think I will appreciate my unit much more after reading this.  Nothing like this ever happens in our unit, and the bathrooms there ire squeaky clean!  The greatest problems that we have with one another is that (1) sometimes your remote can change another person's channel if you are not careful and (2) sometimes a neighbour's tv is too loud and they solved that by giving everyone headphones.
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