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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2009, 11:25:11 PM »
Dear Diary,
    What do you mean I have to come back to this place three days a week?  They told me I had to come back! Can you believe it.  Needles and four hours in the so-called reclining chair, with a mid evil torture device of a blood pressure cuff on me.  I was invited back permanently they said.
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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2009, 11:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Treasure on May 30, 2009, 11:07:45 PM
oh, rerun. you are so  :rofl;   i would totally "wet 'em" but i no longer pee!  :rofl;

i know, i know...excessive use of 'moties.

but that was some funny shit. and yes, i said that.  :sir ken; btw, hehehe.

ps, rerun, can i include your diary on my blog? hehehe...

I would be honored Treasure!  Change it up or whatever you want to do. 

                           :thumbup;
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2009, 09:45:41 AM »
RERUN IS IN DENIAL

she thinks I am her biggest fan ; her only fan --- well, that is okay because that makes me her smallest fan too ...... :cheer:
but I know differently --- now that you have read her --- you feel like I do --- too bad Jay Leno left --
rerun could be a comic writer for him

she has no idea how great she is .... :yahoo;
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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2009, 09:51:02 AM »
Reun, I want to print the first part of your diary and give it to my nurse at the center.  She will get a charge from it (well I also want to get what your wrote in "Survey" log.  That one really cracked me up.  We need laughs....  keep making us laught)
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2009, 09:55:14 AM »
see there Rerun     Crawford is a fan  and there are others
                            SO THERE -- do I hear requests for talk shows



WRITE A BOOK OR A SHORT STORY AND GET THE MONEY NOTARITY YOU DESERVE    :waving;
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« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2009, 09:58:38 AM »
I think you could make more by submitting articles to the appropriate periodicals.  Yours would be a perfect fit for Reader's Digests.  Or maybe try a regular piece in a Kidney publications....  I guess just that tech that you filled out the form for doesn't have a job as an editor or something.  You're dead if he does....
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2009, 10:22:40 AM »
Dear Rerun,
I am a fan of your diary too.l
You write deliciously witty
and give hints
what should and
could be improved.
And you give those hints
in such a very classy
and witty way!
Thanks again.
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« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2009, 02:29:28 PM »
Hilarious, Rerun :rofl; :rofl;   Please don't stop!!!
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« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2009, 10:56:19 PM »
First time I read this and got a great laugh out of it.
What a funny sense of you you have.
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« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2009, 03:14:42 AM »
Everything you wanted to know about dialysis and were afraid to ask -
a diary by Rerun ( when you become a well known author you can use your real name )
you will laugh, cry and learn tons about dialysis
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« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2009, 04:48:24 AM »
Dialysis for (and by) Dummies
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Come to think of it, nothing is funny anymore.

Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2009, 05:32:05 AM »
I LOVE this post.. It is Hysterical.
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« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2009, 01:38:32 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on June 01, 2009, 04:48:24 AM
Dialysis for (and by) Dummies

there is your title    half the job is done    just add 200 pages    ;D
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« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2009, 05:13:07 PM »


Dear Diary,

Today they sent me to get a "fistulagram".  They said it was "no big deal".  I got there at 8:15 a few minutes early, and waited 3 hours.  I read about all the nice places to travel that I will never get to go.  Some jerk little kid had already circled all the hidden pictures in the Highlights Magazine and the coffee was cold.  They finally got me in and prepped my arm with a cold soulition.  Then he said he was going to put in a local sedation.  It hurt a little... like lidocaine.  Then he sticks this wire in my arm.  That hurt waaaayyy more.  Then he said he was going to inflate a balloon.  I passed out and woke up in the hospital room.  I now have a new definition for "no big deal".

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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2009, 10:03:41 PM »
Been there, done that!  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2009, 07:40:07 PM »
I just read this. It is great!  :rofl;
 Aren't you do for another entry?
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« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2009, 03:05:25 PM »
I was quite depressed after a rotten dialysis last night. But then I read your diary and I had to laugh. It bought a smile back on my face. Every time I feel bad, I'll go your diary.
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« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2009, 11:58:30 AM »

Yes, an update would be great!  :waving;  Hey Rerun!
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« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2009, 12:18:05 PM »
  I just found this thread.....    I see that okarol wants a update from ReRun.........   and thats sound good to me too.....

    but  I wanted to say  that I too have done pretty well  on my second time with D..... even if it was only for three hours....   After all the weeks stressing about starting D......  and worring about everything...... it seems to be going good.....  still last hour of sitting is way hard..... I am one of those people who dont sit anyway......  Taking the tape off  seems to be the hardest part.....  and paper tape does not like me.....Silk for me......  I wish it didnt stick so well...... 

     So   Dear   Diary..........  I hope my next session goes just as well......  and I hope that I have successfully removed all the hairs on my arm so the tape doesnt hurt as much..........
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« Reply #44 on: October 31, 2009, 12:50:06 AM »
Rerun, I have been feeling bloody miserable to-day after starting dialysis this week per a vasc cath. You have just made me laugh. I love you!
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« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2009, 07:07:40 PM »
To borrow a phrase from Oliver Twist.....More Please!
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« Reply #46 on: November 01, 2009, 04:10:24 PM »
To hell with you for making me laugh outloud before I completely healed from the extensive damage to my internal oragns from peritonitis.

Only kidding, it doesn't hurt that bad anymore and I could have stopped reading at the first laugh but I didn't want to. If i had read this a couple of weeks ago I would have been in some serious pain though!

Very funny post though thanks fo rthe laugh! :-)
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