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« on: September 02, 2009, 02:05:52 PM »

I had my own trainer but .... Yogi ate him ...
I was in the pool for awhile before I noticed that I was not alone -- there was a snake with me --
you should have seem me get the hell out of the pool ---- used up lots of calories -- I bet --
the snake swam over by the slide in the deep end and Yogi reached down and grabbed him and shook him real hard --- that was the last I saw of the snake -- Lady Bird tried to get in on the action -- she was howling and howling ---  it was kind of funny :boxing;
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 02:12:50 PM »

OMG  what kind of snake?   That would be freaky.
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 03:11:08 PM »

he looked like a skinny, long copperhead -- he was aggressive and he would hold his head up in a striking position in the water   :pray;
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 03:53:28 PM »

Oh my God I would think twice!
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 05:26:01 PM »

I bet you had a well elevated heart rate too  :rofl;

Go Yogi.
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 07:04:34 PM »


I would have walked on water!  :o
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 08:01:08 PM »

they would have had to drain the pool, because I know I would have p****ed my pants!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 08:15:11 PM »

I don't pee so I would have shit mine!

Good Boy YOGI~
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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2009, 08:53:16 AM »

WOW - I'm glad you were saved!!!!!!   :clap;

Good Yogi with backup from Lady Bird!!!

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« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2009, 12:42:42 PM »

Great story twirl.  Good doggies!!

Rerun, you always crack me up.
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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2009, 01:35:50 PM »

 :rofl; twirl, the strangest things do happen to you. i hate snakes! i'm glad the dog took care of it.
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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2009, 01:50:11 PM »

I don't pee so I would have shit mine!

Good Boy YOGI~

ha ha ha ha ha   rerun -- I'd rather have a snake in the pool instead of shit    :rofl;
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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2009, 02:42:54 PM »

I am afraid I am with rerun on this one- My Dad has killed 4 snakes in the last two weeks in my yard-, I hate them!!!  Give that dog a BIG BONE!
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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2009, 03:38:22 PM »

Wow! I am not coming to a pool party at your house.
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2009, 04:01:56 PM »

Wow! I am not coming to a pool party at your house.

bring your fire batons and we can burn snakes
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« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2009, 04:20:31 PM »

that's what you get for living in Texas  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2009, 03:05:07 AM »

Was that Yogi I saw flying overhead?  Seems to be a hero!
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« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2009, 03:10:14 PM »

OMG (gosh )
and thanks
I love the Underdog
 :yahoo; :yahoo; :yahoo;
now I know what Yogi needs for Halloween
and thanks
it is soooooo cute
made me laugh and I have the headache of all times --
thanks  :cheer:
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