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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 05:24:16 PM »
 :yahoo;

what do sharks call human children?

appetizers

why can't sharks be lawyers?

sharks are too nice
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« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2009, 08:58:11 AM »
 :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2009, 09:05:26 AM »
I was watching something last night and the family had there 7 year old son and grandson in a cage!!!!!! 7!!!!! I was mad.... :rant;
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« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2009, 10:56:48 AM »
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that is too funny and when we get a new ink cartridge I am going to copy it -
too funny
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« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2009, 02:08:33 PM »
What do you call a shark from Tennessee?





A  Chattanooga chew-chew.
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« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2009, 02:09:16 PM »
that is so cute  :yahoo;
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« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2009, 11:08:19 AM »
Beth and I are sitting here watching Shark Week right now.  We are sucked in!  Might not get anything done this afternoon but shark watching!!
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« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2009, 11:15:43 AM »
I thought of you guys on Thursday.  This entire week in my country was filled with all kinds of celebration - August Festival.  On thursday, I went to a village on the North Shore where they had competitions.  One was fishing.  And there on the ground not far from me were two young sharks.  One was about three feet long and the other about 2 feet long.  My grandson was thrilled to be able to go right up to look at them.
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« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2009, 11:21:21 AM »
I bet he was excited!   :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2009, 04:18:33 PM »
We watched three hours of Shark Week. Anyone want to go swimming in the ocean?    :rofl;
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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2009, 04:21:53 PM »
How do you communicate with a shark?




Drop him a line.
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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2009, 05:49:16 PM »
Quote from: jbeany on August 08, 2009, 04:21:53 PM
How do you communicate with a shark?




Drop him a line.
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2009, 07:34:36 PM »
 :rofl;
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« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2009, 11:50:47 PM »
I got waaay to close to a shark last weekend!  So did a few other people!  Legoland can be a dangerous place!
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« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2009, 11:25:44 AM »
looks like fun
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« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2009, 11:26:45 AM »
hehe.   cool pictures
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« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2009, 10:52:11 PM »
 :)
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« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2009, 10:55:39 PM »
 :o
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2009, 11:41:53 PM »
Here are a few animated friends  :rofl;
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« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2009, 11:49:30 PM »
Some more  ;D
Click on the picture itself to enlarge and see animation.
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     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

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« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2009, 10:31:22 AM »
thanks, Chris
those are amazing
and it took my mind off Lady Bird as I watched them over and over

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« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2009, 01:12:23 PM »
What do you get when you cross a shark with the Loch Ness Monster?




Loch Jaw.
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« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2009, 02:50:06 PM »
Quote from: jbeany on August 12, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
What do you get when you cross a shark with the Loch Ness Monster?




Loch Jaw.

The first two are as close to finding something quick for Loch Jaw which reminds me of the old cartoon Jabberjaw.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
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« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2009, 03:04:37 PM »
those are great  :yahoo;     and I love Jabber Jaws  -  I called some students Jabber Jaws   :waving;
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« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2009, 07:14:11 PM »
What do you call a man who sticks his right arm down a shark's throat?



Lefty


I've got more - they just get worse. . .
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