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I have 16 hats, all the same style!
« on: June 07, 2009, 12:55:43 PM »
I was in the market today and read the back of a man's shirt: "There is no problem so insurmountable that it cannot be solved with explosives."  I burst out laughing.  When he turned around he pointed out the logo on the front of his shirt - bomb squad.  Then I noticed the medic alert around his neck and showed him mine.  He said his was a little different, and invited me to read it.  You're gonna love this:

"Help, I need a beer.  If not breathing, two beers."
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 01:11:00 PM »
I love your hat.
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 01:54:43 PM »
ohhhhhhhh, crawford - you have the cutetest asses  - just adorable
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 02:31:53 PM »
Thanks twirl.  I wish I had a real one....
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2009, 05:50:58 PM »
Quote from: peleroja on June 07, 2009, 12:55:43 PM
I was in the market today and read the back of a man's shirt: "There is no problem so insurmountable that it cannot be solved with explosives."  I burst out laughing.  When he turned around he pointed out the logo on the front of his shirt - bomb squad.  Then I noticed the medic alert around his neck and showed him mine.  He said his was a little different, and invited me to read it.  You're gonna love this:

"Help, I need a beer.  If not breathing, two beers."
That's funny, I don't care who you are.

Wish I knew where to get that shirt and necklace. I know a friend who would burst out laughing too.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
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