Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Star Wars

Everything I Need to Know In Life I Learned from Star Wars
(I do not know who to give credit to)

Never trust men in dark helmets.

It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over six million forms of
communication.

Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure they're not related to you.

You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.

Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.

Cute cuddly widdle teddy bears may eat you alive unless you can prove you are a
god.

Never stand on a trap door leading to a Rancor pit.

Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

Always let the Wookiee win.

The probability of succesfully navigating an asteriod field is approximately
3,720 to 1.

Never tell someone the odds.

Wars not make one great.

Whining about something never helps.

Watch your hands when sword fighting.

Electricity really hurts.

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Don't get cocky.

Mind what you have learned, save you it can.

The hard part of a jail-break is getting out. Plan for it.

Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate.

Never underestimate the powers of a Jedi.

Don't give into your anger.

Grasping at your throat will not stop the choking.

You shouldn't always listen to your parents.

Certain things smell worse on the inside.

There is no such thing as luck.

Stormtroopers are really bad shots.

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops.

Dont make old people angry, they might just electrocute you.

Trust your feelings.

The British accent has spread to a galaxy far far away.

Good guys don't always wear white and bad guys don't always wear black.

Belief and faith are far more powerful than any technology man can devise.

You will, throughout your life, be thrust into impossible situations by fate.

Never declare that there is "nothing to stop [you] this time."

THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there.

No disintegrations.

You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of
view.

Donâ€™t be overconfident.

Never judge a "piece of junk" from the outside. More often than not, "she's got
it where it counts."

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.

Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You may end
up eating those words.

Never judge anything by its size.

Never cast your lightsaber away, you might need it.

When you protest about the terms of an agreement, the terms might be altered
further.

Size matters not.

Control, control, you must learn control.

If somebody cuts your hand off, don't trust him to betray his boss for you.

You can't escape your destiny.

When you say that you are "ready for anything," actually be ready for anything.

Don't give into your anger.

Do everything in your power not to make the same mistakes as the previous
generation.

Donâ€™t always look to the horizon. Keep your mind on where you are and what you
are doing.

If youâ€™re not afraid, you will be. You will be.

Stay on target.

Your insight serves you well.

Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

You must do what you feel is right.

Patience... you must have patience.

Let go of your feelings.

You should always listen to a Jedi master when they tell you something; they
probably know what they are talking about.

Even Jedi can make mistakes sometimes.

Only Sith Deal in absolutes

It is unwise to lower your defenses

No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for
redemption.

Pass on what you have learned.

The Force Will Be With You Always