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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2010, 08:18:51 PM »
hee hee hee 
inspired by des's idea:
it can be really hard to get it in, and the first few times are usually a shambles.

also: 
they say bigger is better, but really its how you do it that counts!
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Natalya – Sydney, Australia
wife of Gregory, who is the kidney patient: 
1986: kidney failure at 19 years old, cause unknown
PD for a year, in-centre haemo for 4 years
Transplant 1 lasted 21 years (Lucy: 1991 - 2012), failed due to Transplant glomerulopathy
5 weeks Haemo 2012
Transplant 2 (Maggie) installed Feb 13, 2013, returned to work June 17, 2013 average crea was 130, now is 140.
Infections in June / July, hospital 1-4 Aug for infections.

Over the years:  skin cancer; thyroidectomy, pneumonia; CMV; BK; 14 surgeries
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 10:05:46 AM »
It is like sex, get it in, get it on then get me off.  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 07:40:19 PM »
You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.
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« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2011, 09:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Bill Peckham on October 19, 2011, 07:40:19 PM
You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.
:clap;
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« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2011, 01:14:11 AM »
Quote from: Bill Peckham on October 19, 2011, 07:40:19 PM
You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.

I get passed around... different person every time.. and they're mostly female.......although, that doesn't really bother me...
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« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2011, 11:33:45 AM »
Anyone can get you off
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New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2011, 07:19:09 PM »
another good laugh...   :rofl;
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« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2011, 08:02:39 PM »
You can get yourself off.....
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2011, 09:22:50 PM »
 ;D
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
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« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2011, 09:39:59 PM »
If it hurts you're doing it wrong.
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Home Hemodialysis: 2001 - Present
NxStage System One Cycler 2007 - Present
        * 4 to 6 days a week 30 Liters (using PureFlow) @ ~250 Qb ~ 8 hour per treatment FF~28
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