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« on: January 15, 2007, 11:47:51 AM »

Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better

Richard  C/O  Jessie







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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 04:33:11 PM »

Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better

Richard  C/O  Jessie

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 05:42:36 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 08:04:09 PM »

Dialysis is like sex:    Get it over with!

                            :wine;
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2007, 08:36:17 PM »

Dialysis is like sex:    Get it over with!

                            :wine;

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 09:42:20 AM »

Well thanks glad you like it but the words are not meant to be a poem

We believe the author, a heavy weight in the dialysis community and champion of the nocturnal cause, did not intend to have his words misinterpreted and taken in a sexual context. But merely his way of conveying a factual  message to  those who haven’t a clue about options available to them. I guess you could/should compare nocturnal to lovemaking and likewise compare PD.. CAPD, CCPD and in-center hemo   to raw sex..... ya that wam- bam sort of thing  Jester
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2007, 07:14:12 PM »


Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better

Richard  C/O  Jessie




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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 10:40:34 AM »


Hi

Yes I see that..... it came from another site that I had posted at in.... November... the original author Dr. John Agar.. Geelong clinic... Australia " nocturnalhaemodialysis.org"     had given us  ( Jess and I ) permission to use it....

Richard  C/O  Jessie
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2007, 07:19:09 PM »

Hmmm. Well, in my mind-boggled state, those words are puzzling to me because I have had neither good dialysis nor good sex in a long, long time.
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2007, 05:32:12 PM »

Hmmm. Well, in my mind-boggled state, those words are puzzling to me because I have had neither good dialysis nor good sex in a long, long time.
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2007, 09:41:38 AM »

 :o Can't compare love making to dialysis. Would much rather have the love making than sitting in that big green chair stuck on a machine. At least with love making you can move all over the place.  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 07:38:01 PM »

Dialysis is like sex:    Get it over with!

                            :wine;


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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 08:39:28 PM »

Nope, sorry, not buying it.  Even boring sex is better than good dialysis!  >:D
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 08:47:26 PM »

I think it all depends on what you are really doing in that chair for four hours!
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 08:55:22 PM »

I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2008, 08:57:37 PM »

I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.


Me too!
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2008, 10:03:11 AM »

I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.


Me too!



yes and it would never last 4 hours....... :beer1; :beer1; :beer1; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2008, 10:23:56 AM »

 :rofl; :rofl; john r  :rofl; :rofl;

                                                    and if it lasts four hours the commericals say to go to the ER     
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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2010, 10:46:40 AM »

 :bump;  :lol;
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2010, 09:02:50 PM »

well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine
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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2010, 09:03:51 PM »

well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine

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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010, 09:31:30 PM »

well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine

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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2010, 07:12:12 PM »

Dialysis is like sex:  Try not to fall asleep in the middle of it.
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2010, 08:42:23 PM »

Dialysis is like sex:  I have it three times a week.

I should wish!  :rofl;
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2010, 06:13:19 AM »

Just get "it" in, but keep the lights on.!
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