Why...?

[kitkatz]

Okay. I am going off topic...But you should see the ants on my desk tonight.  I am sitting back from the computer screen off the main desk area and am watching the ants go crazy for the bait the bug man left. I have already wiped the desk down and got rid of a bunch of ants tonight.  These came back in the last half hour I have been on line.  You will not believe it . They are swimming in the bait. I hope they take the bait back to the nest and die little suckers! I hate ants! I am letting the line of ants go nuts tonight. I expect no ants tomorrow because the bait will get them all. ahahahaha!

Why did they get on the desk? I had a little ball of sweets sitting on the desk. It got bumped open and whala ant city.

WHY?

[sandman]

Probably the same reason why I have ants in my kitchen sometimes.  You drop one little thing then, BAM!  Ants are everywhere.  I have no idea why the pest control man left a bug bait on your desk but whatever.  As long as the ants are taking the bait.  I wouldn't count on them being gone by tomorrow but there should be less as each day passes.  The more ants that take the bait and can return to the nest, the faster the colony dies. 

[imacrash]

ok, here's one that I've been thinking about.....there are women saints, such as Santa Maria, Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, etc... does that make Santa Claus a woman??