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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: kitkatz on August 18, 2006, 01:47:28 AM

Title: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 18, 2006, 01:47:28 AM
Why do flies always land on the computer screen when you are busy and have nothing in your hands to swat them with except your keyboard?

Why do I sometimes wake up at midnight with itchies?  Why is it midnight and not four?

Why does my cat have to sit in front of the computer monitor when I am reading email or posting?  Why does the other cat have to lie across the mail on the desk?  Why does the cat have to sit on the newspaper or magazine I am currently reading and have spread out on the counter? Why do the cats follow me into the kitchen in the mornings?

Why does my dog hide her chewy bones around the house for snacks later?

Why is everyone and everything in my house completely bonkers?




Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Epoman on August 18, 2006, 01:58:41 AM
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATM's?

Why are there personal flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment; but
when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan.

Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?

You know that indestructible "black box" that always flies with airplanes--why
not make the whole plane out of the same stuff?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


Why ask Why?   ;D
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: sandman on August 18, 2006, 05:45:42 PM
Why ask why when the answer is always why not?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Zach on August 18, 2006, 06:49:25 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Epoman on August 19, 2006, 12:03:08 AM
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be Close to you.  ;)
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 19, 2006, 10:14:11 AM
Why ask why?   Because....
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: goofynina on August 19, 2006, 10:18:11 AM
OK Zach and Epoman,  whats the dealio?? lol,  (j/k)  ahhhh, the sweet sounds of the Carpenters,
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 19, 2006, 11:47:07 PM
Why do the ants march one by one...across my desk???
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: goofynina on August 20, 2006, 01:26:48 AM
OK, this isnt a "why" question it is a "how" question... How is it i can put 6 pairs of socks in the dryer and get 5 1/2 out?  hmmmmm?  never fails, baffles ones mind dont it?  ??? ::)
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 20, 2006, 07:44:45 AM
I can answer the sock question.  there is a black hole in the back of every dryer that eats socks. It must have a certain amount of socks each day.  One day this black hole will implode and every sock ever taken will blow back into the dryer!
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: goofynina on August 20, 2006, 11:22:53 AM
well it better hurry cuz pretty soon, hubby aint gonna have any socks and he is going to have to resort to wearing my booties with the pink fuzzy ball on the ankle,  ;D
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Hephs-little-lady on August 20, 2006, 01:20:50 PM
WHY? Because I say so, thats why!  ;D
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 20, 2006, 07:33:42 PM
Why the hell not?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: sandman on August 20, 2006, 07:56:14 PM
Why ask why?  Try bud dry.  :P
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Zach on August 20, 2006, 08:08:55 PM
"Some people see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not?"

-Robert Kennedy


 :'(
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Hawkeye on August 21, 2006, 10:16:16 AM
Here is one I'm surprised no on has asked yet.

Why did that chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 21, 2006, 09:30:32 PM
The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!

Now, why did the chicken only go half way across the road?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Hawkeye on August 22, 2006, 06:38:56 AM
The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!

Now, why did the chicken only go half way across the road?

He realized he forgot his wallet?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Sluff on August 22, 2006, 06:57:01 AM
Some things are just unexplainable.
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Sluff on August 22, 2006, 06:58:01 AM
Why do birds have to fly in front of moving cars when they have the entire sky to fly in?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: Hawkeye on August 22, 2006, 07:03:46 AM
Why do the morons of the world unite in front of your car when you are running late?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kevno on August 22, 2006, 03:38:45 PM
Why? Is my driver going on holiday again for 3 weeks. That means I will have to get up at 5.30am for 3 weeks, and not 6.15am. The other drivers get me in for 6.45am. I much perfer to get in for 7.30am last on. Not with the loonies who get there for before 6.30am just to be first on the machine. The unit does not open till 7am. Can not understand them :-\
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 22, 2006, 04:31:41 PM

Now, why did the chicken only go half way across the road?

She wanted to lay it on the line!
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 22, 2006, 04:39:12 PM
Why are the ants still marching across my desk one by one?? I have killed everyone of them I have seen, but they still come into the room. Bug man coming today to see them.  Ahahahaha! *Evil grin*
Gonna get them suckas!
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: sandman on August 22, 2006, 06:47:27 PM
The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!

Now, why did the chicken only go half way across the road?

Because the chicken was only have baked.  :P
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: kitkatz on August 24, 2006, 10:39:27 PM
Okay. I am going off topic...But you should see the ants on my desk tonight.  I am sitting back from the computer screen off the main desk area and am watching the ants go crazy for the bait the bug man left. I have already wiped the desk down and got rid of a bunch of ants tonight.  These came back in the last half hour I have been on line.  You will not believe it . They are swimming in the bait. I hope they take the bait back to the nest and die little suckers! I hate ants! I am letting the line of ants go nuts tonight. I expect no ants tomorrow because the bait will get them all. ahahahaha! ;D >:D

Why did they get on the desk? I had a little ball of sweets sitting on the desk. It got bumped open and whala ant city.

WHY?
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: sandman on August 24, 2006, 10:57:13 PM
Probably the same reason why I have ants in my kitchen sometimes.  You drop one little thing then, BAM!  Ants are everywhere.  I have no idea why the pest control man left a bug bait on your desk but whatever.  As long as the ants are taking the bait.  I wouldn't count on them being gone by tomorrow but there should be less as each day passes.  The more ants that take the bait and can return to the nest, the faster the colony dies.  >:D
Title: Re: Why...?
Post by: imacrash on September 03, 2006, 12:59:40 PM
ok, here's one that I've been thinking about.....there are women saints, such as Santa Maria, Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, etc... does that make Santa Claus a woman?????