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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: kitkatz on July 25, 2006, 09:21:56 PM
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Almost an Ode to Angie and her Pee
So our little Angie
Does not pee
Even when she drinks Pepsi!
Teehee!Teehee!
Whama! Whamsa!
For Sandmansa.
He can go pee
When he drink Pepsi.
And he should not tease
Poor little Angie and Me
Bad bad man
That's what you are Sandman!
Sandman, Sandman
Bad little man
You should not pee
all over me
when you drink tea!
Nor should you offer Pepsi
to Angie or me.
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The art of dialysis is
when a complicated machine
Helps you take a whiz!
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Almost an Ode to Angie and her Pee
So our little Angie
Does not pee
Even when she drinks Pepsi!
Teehee!Teehee!
Whama! Whamsa!
For Sandmansa.
He can go pee
When he drink Pepsi.
And he should not tease
Poor little Angie and Me
Bad bad man
That's what you are Sandman!
Sandman, Sandman
Bad little man
You should not pee
all over me
when you drink tea!
Nor should you offer Pepsi
to Angie or me.
Me blushes immensely :-[ :-[ :-[
That is soooo cool!!!! Thank you :) Hee hee
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HA HA HA!!! That's great. But honestly, im not that bad, am I?
Post edited by Sandman[SA]
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Oh come on, i dont think that was necessary to post that... ENOUGH WITH THE GOLDEN SHOWERS PEOPLE... :(
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Mea culpa! Goofynina did not mean to offend . Hanging head in shame.
Goofynina had a day
Nothing went her way.
She got online to have her say
And Katherine was there to ruin her day!
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I think it was to include something in reference to what I said but later deleted. ::) I didn't meen to offend anyone by it.
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(psst .. I thought it was a great poem!)
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I was not referring to the poem (but since you brought it up) I was referring to what Sandmansa had put in his post but it has been edited by him, which by the way is greatly appreciated....
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I think it was to include something in reference to what I said but later deleted. ::) I didn't meen to offend anyone by it.
I was not referring to the poem (but since you brought it up) I was referring to what Sandmansa had put in his post but it has been edited by him, which by the way is greatly appreciated....
I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused :( (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol
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I did not say DELETE, I said Edited.....
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I did not say DELETE, I said Edited.....
I was referring to what Sandman said... he did the same thing I did
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He did not delete the whole post, he edited out something he wrote IN the posts which was (what i found) to be offensive
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He did not delete the whole post, he edited out something he wrote IN the posts which was (what i found) to be offensive
Oh don't get me wrong. I wasn't saying you did anything.
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I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol
I was clarifying what you wrote in this post, no one DELETED anything, it was edited...
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I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused :( (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol
Let me clarify the position of the message board. Moderators do not delete posts, but if a moderator finds a post offensive, he can inform the relevant party, and if that person cooperates, he can delete or edit his post himself - which is what seemed to have happened in this case.
If moderators edit, we make it clear what we edited.
I hope this makes it very clear.
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I thought we weren't supposed to delete posts? I am confused :( (it was something Epoman said before) ... but of course I think I missed what was said by Sandman lol
Let me clarify the position of the message board. Moderators do not delete posts, but if a moderator finds a post offensive, he can inform the relevant party, and if that person cooperates, he can delete or edit his post himself - which is what seemed to have happened in this case.
If moderators edit, we make it clear what we edited.
I hope this makes it very clear.
Everyone is missing what I was talking about!
Never mind .... I give up ... let's just post a poem..
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I am so glad it was not me
That got Goofynina so angry.
If I wanted to offend
Then this peom I would end.
So it is with great glee
That I send this message out to thee.
Come on folks the sillier the poem the better!
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I admit, something I wrote could have been considered rude or discusting and was why I edited my post. No one deleted it, "I" myself edited it because I realized that what I said may have been inappropriate.
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Geez, after all this fuss I wish I had read it!
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Ya he told me what he said :P Don't worry you didn't miss anything :P Just a disqusting story of something he did for money ::) lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything ;) lol
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>:D >:D >:D >:D ;D ;D ;D
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Ya he told me what he said :P Don't worry you didn't miss anything :P Just a disqusting story of something he did for money ::) lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything ;) lol
Yes! DO NOT EDIT your posts just to make another member happy.
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Ya he told me what he said :P Don't worry you didn't miss anything :P Just a disgusting story of something he did for money ::) lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything ;) lol
Yes! DO NOT EDIT your posts just to make another member happy.
Epoman, why are you quoting what Angie said about my editing my own post? She was not the one that edit it nore did she ask me to. I felt that what I said was inappropriate so I removed it. No big deal, really.
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Ya he told me what he said :P Don't worry you didn't miss anything :P Just a disgusting story of something he did for money ::) lol but I still felt that he shouldn't have edited his post (until he told me what it said lol) because when I edited a post upon people's requests .. I was told by Epoman to never do that because we are allowed to speak our minds.. But ya .. you didn't miss anything ;) lol
Yes! DO NOT EDIT your posts just to make another member happy.
Epoman, why are you quoting what Angie said about my editing my own post? She was not the one that edit it nor did she ask me to. I felt that what I said was inappropriate so I removed it. No big deal, really.
Because I was making a big deal about how come you had to change your post. No biggie. Anyway, who is gonna post the next poem?
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Can they be dirty poems? I may have a few. ;)
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Asking about the next poem
Can be dangerous in your home.
You might be reading some posts
And then whammo some crazy host
Goes and writes a tome.
Is it so hard to write?
Not when you feel so right.
Teehee! Teehee!
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sleep sleep
always tired
but sleep I can't keep
The Sandman I must fire.
I am awake
at 3am
My dreams I can't make
The hours I must cram.
Why can't I sleep?
I miss good sleep so I weep.
I daydream of good health
and a good job that brings me wealth.
One day I will be normal
and my bladder will be full
I will have pizza
with lots of mozzarella
I won't feel faint
My blood won't be of taint
and I will have energy
to run and catch a Frisbee!
Be able to walk
in the kidney walk
and feel proud
of all accomplishments all around
Maybe one day
we can say
a transplant is a cure
I am sure
but for now
this is how
we live to say
live day by day
© 2006 A. Essery
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I know not that good but I wrote it off the top if my head :-[
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Pretty good poem there Angie.
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Pretty good poem there Angie.
Really?? Wow! I rarely get complements lol :-[
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Agreed, that is very well said there Angie. A poem doesn't have to rhyme, it just has to come from the heart.
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but it does rhyme ..
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Too tired to sleep
Over my head
and in way to deep.
I try to slumber in my bed.
I awake with the itchies
To tired to really scratch
It makes me get the bitchies
I wonder if it's chicken pox I catch.
No, it is not the chicken pox
So I wander the house
Checking the locks
Tip toeing quiet as a mouse.
I do not want to wake
The sleeping one.
Two Benadryl I will take
Then hopefully off to sleep I will run.
Sleep, sleep blessed sleep!
I settle back into my bed.
I count millions of sheep.
I see them all in my head.
Soon I am asleep.
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Too tired to sleep
Over my head
and in way to deep.
I try to slumber in my bed.
I awake with the itchies
To tired to really scratch
It makes me get the bitchies
I wonder if it's chicken pox I catch.
No, it is not the chicken pox
So I wander the house
Checking the locks
Tip toeing quiet as a mouse.
I do not want to wake
The sleeping one.
Two Benadryl I will take
Then hopefully off to sleep I will run.
Sleep, sleep blessed sleep!
I settle back into my bed.
I count millions of sheep.
I see them all in my head.
Soon I am asleep.
I love that!!! heheh bad itchies ;) Phosphate must be high ;)
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I hate dialysis and I'm just the wife,
It sneaks up on you and takes over life!
Now "Boris" he has come to stay,
And Baxter feeds him everyday! ;)
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Yay, good one, Hope the Hephman is doing better and you are hanging in there girlfriend, *taps fingers* just waiting for some pics here... ;) J/k
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If you want pics quick, just take a trip over the pond and help me unpack! ;D
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Okay.
*Flaps arms as hard as she can to take off to fly*
Hey this is not working. Sorry HephLL. I just can't get the plane to work. You will have to unpack yourself.
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ROFLMAO ;D
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Eeny,meeney, miney moe
Where in the access will the needles go?
I went to dialysis the other day
And wouldn't you know it I lost my way!
The tech came out
I started to pout.
I guess in the long run
I just wanted to have some fun!
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Eeny,meeney, miney moe
Where in the access will the needles go?
I went to dialysis the other day
And wouldn't you know it I lost my way!
The tech came out
I started to pout.
I guess in the long run
I just wanted to have some fun!
The fistula rolled left
The fistula rolled right
Come on you can stick it
Don't let it win the fight!
Never thought I would win
but now it is finally in
Then my BP drops
I just want to plop
Lay me back so I can faint
Looks like my face is white paint.
Turn off my UF, take me off
When it alarms please don't scoff!
Let me go home to bed
Hurry up. go ahead!
Can't wait til I get a kidney
Then will my machine miss me? :P
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Cool poem, Angie. Very creative.
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A look into the mind of a 16 yr old.
About to start dialysis.
This is how I saw my family....my LIFE.
COURAGEOUS
I'm courageous you must believe
through thick in thin I stick it out.
The doctors say you'll tough it out
be strong be willing be a man.
My mother says, "oh he's not ready
dint put pressure on him already".
My dad is a jerk through it all
doesn't give a damn if I fall.
My sister Michelle says like this
he can't have mine or have this.
My sister Sheila doesn't know
what to say or for me to know.
I can say I am not ready
To say the doctors are all ready.
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I wrote some dialysis haiku a few months ago while on the machine:
dialysis chair
sitting here watching my blood
i need a kidney
drinking dark soda
is something i cannot do
i don't pee it out
oh to pee again
to take lots of potty breaks
sweet release of pee
it ain't shakespeare but..... ;D
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IHD
Who do you know
That cheers at the sight
Of a bag full of yellow
And a smile so bright?
Where do you go
When you need help and hugs
Overwhelmed by the challenge
Of dialysis and drugs?
How long do you stay
At the keyboard to see
The friends and the topics
Or is it just me?