I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: kitkatz on December 08, 2007, 08:41:40 PM
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Here is a bumpersticker I want for my car:
Who are all these people and WHY are they on MY freeway?
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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My son beat up your honor student
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My rescue dog is smarter than your honor student.
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I love this one:
"Sorry for driving so close in front of you."
:rofl;
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For those of us in the USA:
Our national health plan -- DON'T GET SICK!
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If You Can Read This Please Call Your Insurance Company.
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Your child may be an honor student, but you drive like an idiot!
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Don 't have a sticker, but the tirecover on my jeep
is the Tazmanian Devil saying "Back Off!!!!!" Was a
Christmas gift from hubby a few yrs ago :rudolph; :christmastree;
Anne
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My favorites are:
God made us sisters ; Prozac made us friends.
I got in a traffic jam on my road to riches.
If you can read this you're not the president.
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Actually I have one that says...
If they outlaw guns can we use swords?
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"You can't scare me I'm a teacher."
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My dad used to love these two -
"Old age and trickery will always win over youth and skill"
"Avenge yourself on your children - live long enough to be a burden to them!"
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My mom saw one once that I really liked.. "Cyberspace scares me so much, I've downloaded in my pants."
My bro has one that says, "thanks for the wave, but next time use all your fingers."
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Be nice to your children; they'll choose your nursing home.
This is NOT an abandoned vehicle
Lottery: a tax on people who flunked math
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This thread has been reserected~ :yahoo; I like that
"If it ain't country.... It ain't music"
or "Let's keep one thing clear.... water"
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I got a few...
Flies carry disease, keep yours closed please!...
At my age, Getting any??? means sleep...
At my age, Happy Hour is a nap...
Retiring... Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension...
Young at heart... A bit older in other places...
and my favourite....
I ALWAYS have sex on a first date... At my age, there probably won't be a second!....
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This thread has been reserected~ :yahoo; I like that
"If it ain't country.... It ain't music"
or "Let's keep one thing clear.... water"
yes I love looking through old posts and seeing which ones I can bump up! :)
I got a few...
At my age, Getting any??? means sleep...
I ALWAYS have sex on a first date... At my age, there probably won't be a second!....
yes love the sexy ones! lol :rofl;
Here's one....."save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate."
xo,
R
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My Aunt Florence had one on her car that said, "I call my car Baby, cuz it always has a rattle."
She also had a sign over her basement door, which was also her ceramics studio, that said "No fart zone"
She had a sign in the bathroom too, but I can't remember how it goes.. I'll bet Dad remembers..
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I'm a former smoker, and I confess to being a Nicotine Nazi... I've a sign in my hallway warning smokers not to smoke in the house... It says...
'If you're smoking in this house, you'd better be on fire'...
Being a dog owner, I've another sign that says...
'The dog and his houskeepers live here'...
The third is at the front door... It says...
'Never mind the dog, beware of the mother!'...
Darth...
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Oh Darthy , i want the pooch ones !
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Oh Darthy , i want the pooch ones !
Had an idea you'd appreciate the doggy ones, Kicky!...
Hope all's well, and that the pooches are well...
Love...
Darth...
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P.E.T.A.
People eating tasty animals
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:o :o :o :o :o paul.karen ...how could you ! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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There so tasty. BBQ-FRIED-BROILED Yum. :beer1;
Not a bumper sticker but a shirt i have says.
If you can read this the B***H fell off.