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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: kitkatz on December 08, 2007, 08:41:40 PM

Title: Bumpersnickers
Post by: kitkatz on December 08, 2007, 08:41:40 PM
Here is a bumpersticker I want for my car:

Who are all these people and WHY are they on MY freeway?
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: thegrammalady on December 08, 2007, 10:15:09 PM
  :rofl;  :rofl;   :rofl;
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Sluff on December 09, 2007, 02:36:03 AM
My son beat up your honor student
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: KT0930 on December 09, 2007, 12:49:07 PM
My rescue dog is smarter than your honor student.
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on December 11, 2007, 06:05:29 AM
I love this one:

"Sorry for driving so close in front of you."

 :rofl;
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on December 11, 2007, 06:34:07 AM
For those of us in the USA:

Our national health plan -- DON'T GET SICK!
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Hawkeye on December 11, 2007, 08:19:29 AM
If You Can Read This Please Call Your Insurance Company.
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: xtrememoosetrax on December 12, 2007, 07:03:12 PM
Your child may be an honor student, but you drive like an idiot!
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: 2_DallasCowboys on December 13, 2007, 09:08:06 AM
Don 't have a sticker, but the tirecover on my jeep
is the Tazmanian Devil saying "Back Off!!!!!"  Was a
Christmas gift from hubby a few yrs ago :rudolph; :christmastree;

Anne
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: angellady07 on December 13, 2007, 09:38:03 AM
My favorites are:

God made us sisters ; Prozac made us friends.

I got in a traffic jam on my road to riches.

If you can read this you're not the president.
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Hawkeye on December 14, 2007, 07:21:41 AM
Actually I have one that says...

If they outlaw guns can we use swords?
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: rsudock on January 16, 2011, 02:03:05 AM
"You can't scare me I'm a teacher."
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Bajanne on January 16, 2011, 07:21:13 AM
My dad used to love these two -
"Old age and trickery will always win over youth and skill"
"Avenge yourself on your children - live long enough to be a burden to them!"
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Riki on January 16, 2011, 02:37:09 PM
My mom saw one once that I really liked.. "Cyberspace scares me so much, I've downloaded in my pants."

My bro has one that says, "thanks for the wave, but next time use all your fingers."
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: knittingdan on January 17, 2011, 11:47:34 AM
Be nice to your children; they'll choose your nursing home.

This is NOT an abandoned vehicle

Lottery: a tax on people who flunked math
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Rerun on January 17, 2011, 12:11:10 PM
This thread has been reserected~   :yahoo;  I like that

"If it ain't country.... It ain't music"

or  "Let's keep one thing clear.... water"
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Darthvadar on January 17, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
I got a few...

Flies carry disease, keep yours closed please!...

At my age, Getting any??? means sleep...

At my age, Happy Hour is a nap...

Retiring... Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension...

Young at heart... A bit older in other places...

and my favourite....

I ALWAYS have sex on a first date... At my age, there probably won't be a second!....
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: rsudock on January 17, 2011, 01:48:12 PM
This thread has been reserected~   :yahoo;  I like that

"If it ain't country.... It ain't music"

or  "Let's keep one thing clear.... water"

yes I love looking through old posts and seeing which ones I can bump up! :)
I got a few...

At my age, Getting any??? means sleep...


I ALWAYS have sex on a first date... At my age, there probably won't be a second!....

yes love the sexy ones! lol  :rofl;

Here's one....."save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate."

xo,
R
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Riki on January 18, 2011, 12:39:20 PM
My Aunt Florence had one on her car that said, "I call my car Baby, cuz it always has a rattle."

She also had a sign over her basement door, which was also her ceramics studio, that said "No fart zone"

She had a sign in the bathroom too, but I can't remember how it goes.. I'll bet Dad remembers..
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Darthvadar on January 26, 2011, 04:03:59 AM
I'm a former smoker, and I confess to being a Nicotine Nazi... I've a sign in my hallway warning smokers not to smoke in the house... It says...

'If you're smoking in this house, you'd better be on fire'...

Being a dog owner, I've another sign that says...

'The dog and his houskeepers live here'...

The third is at the front door... It says...

'Never mind the dog, beware of the mother!'...

Darth...
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: KICKSTART on January 27, 2011, 11:32:48 AM
Oh Darthy , i want the pooch ones !
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: Darthvadar on January 28, 2011, 05:47:12 AM
Oh Darthy , i want the pooch ones !

Had an idea you'd appreciate the doggy ones, Kicky!...

Hope all's well, and that the pooches are well...

Love...

Darth...
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: paul.karen on January 28, 2011, 09:42:28 AM
P.E.T.A.

People eating tasty animals
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: KICKSTART on January 28, 2011, 11:18:57 AM
 :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  paul.karen ...how could you !  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o :o  :o :o  :o
Title: Re: Bumpersnickers
Post by: paul.karen on January 28, 2011, 11:30:32 AM
There so tasty.  BBQ-FRIED-BROILED Yum.  :beer1;



Not a bumper sticker but a shirt i have  says.

If you can read this the B***H fell off.