I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: kitkatz on February 01, 2017, 09:38:28 PM
-
Why do eggs not appreciate jokes?
It cracks them up.
-
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the forrest?
-
Can vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?
-
If a dog sweats with it's tongue, what are it's armpits for?
-
How many animals did Moses put on the Ark??
-
How many animals did Moses put on the Ark??
A classic, right up there with "If a plane crashes on the US/Canada border, and the passengers are all Mexican, in which country do they bury the survivors?".
-
Thus the topic...
:rofl;
-
If you live in a house with 4 walls, and all walls face south, who are you?
-
Here's another one I like.. just cuz it's a bit of a thinker
You're driving a bus. At the first stop, 3 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off, and 5 get on. At the third stops, 4 people get off and 2 get on. What color is the bus driver's eyes?
-
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
-
I'm going to Hell for this one.
Why aren't the Seattle Fairyboats in San Francisco?
-
:rofl; :rofl;
-
What did the monkey think when he gave birth to the first human?
-
What did the monkey think when he gave birth to the first human?
:rofl;
-
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
I say the chicken, since the chicken had to get laid before the egg could be laid.
-
Are you SURE?
It may be possible that a Lizard egg was genetically modified by radiation from a nearby meteor strike. A VERY strange creature emerged from that/those egg(s).. the nose(s) hardened, the rear legs were thinner, longer, the upper arms no longer had fingers, and the whole body began growing feathers.
Allakazam, presto-chango, the chicken (sort of) was born.
-
Is a glass half full or half empty?
-
Are you SURE?
No.
-
You're lost in the woods in the middle of the night. It's cold and dark. You stumble upon a cabin. Inside you find a match box with one match in it, an oil lamp, and a wood stove. Which do you light first?
-
ahhh I know but don't want to ruin it. :thumbup;
-
I prefer to use my Zippo.
-
The oillamp if there's oil in it?
-
the match -
-
If you have 25 odds and ends on a table...and 24 fall off, what do you have left...an odd or an end? :rofl;
-
I want answers, PLEASE!!!!
-
If you have 25 odds and ends on a table...and 24 fall off, what do you have left...an odd or an end? :rofl;
A big mess on the floor and one odd item left on the table. It has to be odd cause one is not an even number.
I want to know WHO made this mess and I ain't cleaning it up!
-
I prefer to use my Zippo.
:rofl;
I want to know WHO made this mess and I ain't cleaning it up!
The cat did it...