I Hate Dialysis Message Board
Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: okarol on March 24, 2007, 11:26:13 PM
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What do you need?
Here's the deal: if you want to find out what it is that you really need, google can help. Go to google and type "(your FIRST name) needs" - and let the internet determine what your life has been lacking. And don't cheat by looking for the one you like; just take the first link Google gives you.
1. Anthony needs coaching in the game of life.
2. Jamie Needs a kid.
3. Michelle Needs Wie bit of luck...
4. Keri needs healing.
5. Frances needs to find an old friend.
6. Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!
7 Alesha needs to take medication to help with her digestive track. (WTF??????????? lol.)
8. Sexy lil Shorty needs sum 1 who can drop it like it's hot! (haha, I cracked the p*ck up!)
9. Joshua needs a disciple and a soul mate. (how does google know everything?)
10.Shawna needs to put a picture up soon so she can show the rest of the world how p*ckin hot she is (hahaha yeahh ok)
11. Renee needs to gain weight. (hahahahahahahahaha.......hahahahahahahaha.......hahahahahahahaha - f'n hilarious)
12. Curtis needs some pajamas. WTF?!? I sleep NAKED!!! LMAO
13. Lola needs....a home, a boyfriend, and to watch some porn!!!LMAO....How the hell did they know?....It's just creepy!!!
14. (equally as creepy) - Matt needs prayers, and help and maybe just a balloon, a rainbow or a little fairy dust now and then.
15. Lisa needs braces. Too late. Already had 'em... twice.
16. Ryan needs special care. .............................. Oh yes, yes he does.
17. Karly needs therapy.
18. Mandi needs professional management.
19. Rich needs a shave..... hahha thats the story of my life.
20.Shawn needs to go stay with cory before moving back to the trailer park! (Boy meets world is the shit)
21. Native needs a double lung transplant!....sweet!
22. Jacob needs a rest before he is tied up again in a new position.....Damn my secret's out.
23. Sally needs....the sequel. yep, its true.
24. TattooNOW : Amber needs some ideas: Tattoos (that's EXACTLY what it said)
25. Brittney needs to put some clothes on in the first place. hahahaha. that's great.
26. Chandler need a Margarita- thats just p*cking amazing
27. Savannah needs a hot dog social in the park- What the hell? Plus I don't even eat those nasty things.
28. CHRISTINA NEEDS... to own her whiteness and stop trying to be a rapper... WHAT??? CAUSE I RAP ALL THE TIME
29. Kristin needs to move, and check other corners -- ACTUALLY I AM QUITE FINE WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!
30. Hibl needs St. Lukes Family Practice... imagine that
31.Kelsey needs to quit throwing kids into the stands--this isn't WWF (hahahhahaa... 2nd link was "Kelsey needs anger management)
32. Jessica needs to rethink her position on doing adult films.
33. Brandon needs to suffer severe bodily harm. Whoa, really? Might be true.
34. Fallon needs more time to settle! so true!
35. Scott needs nude models. (lucky me!)
36. Katy needs a pony?!?
37. Rachael needs a late night dessert.... (ha!)
38. Nicki needs a parent. Huh. That's ironic.
39. Morgan needs federal funds for special needs voting machines
40. Magda needs little introduction!!!!!!!!
41. Sarah needs a cold shower
42. Joe needs to remember that he is vulnerable to anything that gives an emotional uplift (the "high") as a temporary escape ('the fix") from everyday reality.
43. ERIN NEEDS ANOTHER MIRACLE!
44. Kristi needs to get out of the house more.
45. Patrick needs to win a race to keep from becoming a pretty face
46. Mark needs a chick. (love it!)
47. Becca needs a boyfriend (hahaha. p*ck that.)
48. Dinah needs a giraffe (and apparently everyone else needs a camel?)
49. Kelly needs to be in a loving and committed marriage! (haha, wow)
50. Sandra needs to be punched in the neck...(okay, now that's pretty damn funny:)
51. Melinda needs to be a mixture of sexual predator and sympathetic lost soul. Haha. Watch it, I'm a predator...;-)
52. A night with Melinda ;-) as a predator!
53. Michelle needs your help.
54. Trish needs to always be in control of the situation.
55. Christina needs to realize that she in fact is not a bad ass (am, too!)
56. Meredith needs to be given medication throughout the day (I could have told you that!)
57. Jenny needs to do some more kegels to keep it in. (wow that is pretty BAD!!!)
58. star needs TLC and a new home....i'll take the new home over tlc any day!!!!!...lmao
59. Charlie needs...a cloak, to die, and to be writing for major news magazines. I think the latter suits me best.
60. Randi needs: 'No introduction' LOL
61. Alayne needs a personal bodyguard we don't know. (After the weekend I had this is definitely true! :( LOL)
62. Karen Needs to Grow Up! :-)
63. Adrienne needs to sing louder. (I don't know how many of you would appreciate it if I did)
64. Vince needs friends (preferably ones w/ "benefits")
65. Siobhan needs Joanna's Diary (must be interesting!)
66. Ron needs the sugar quill. (sounds kind of dirty)
67. Bacon needs unwrapped (nuff said)
68. Keith needs a spotlght (ok)
69. The Mailman needs missing modules! ( keep your p*ckin modules im just glad to be number 69 ha haa...)
70. Steve-O needs to grow up in more ways than one!
71.Kate needs to sell her locket to get money for the shell game and to buy the items she ...
72. Jen needs a smack daddy! Whoo-Hoo....Hang on guys this may get good!!!! "Oh Jamie!!!!!"
73. Roberta needs to acknowledge that Microsoft products are insecure because of poor design choices that are not inherent in other operating systems. (I decided to go with my newest alter-ego on this one - ha ha ha)
74. Natalie needs a nightie. Haha!
75. Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the f**k up! (Hey, that's not very nice!)
76. Shawn needs sleep badly. (Thats appropriate cause I have Apnea)
77. Vaughn needs therapy (#2 was "a happy pill", but they all start with Vince).
78. Ed needs a hummer!!! That's what it said and who am I to disagree.....
79. Karol needs a bleep button though. (STFU!)
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I dont get it? are these actual people that you know? ???
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Katherine needs...some rules to follow.
Victor needs help.
Danielle needs more self respect when it comes to the boys she chooses.
Maria needs coffee.
Christy needs a little more humility.
Betty needs a real sanctuary.
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I dont get it? are these actual people that you know? ???
Those are people who did it before me... Here, I did yours for you...
Susie Needs to go to Cake School.
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Epoman needs our support. Right off of our site!
Goofynina needs some help with some kind of brain teaser.
Livecam needs JAVA.
Sluff needs a music scene.
Rerun needs the transportation of the specimen to a different analyzer.
Bigsky needs a safer Highway 191
Okarol and I are not listed. Drat! I guess we have no needs. Bajanne joins us, too
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Soto needs to work with weights that fully fatigue her.
Jenna needs a friend she can count on.
Edward Needs Sunscreen.
James Needs A Hat Petition. (huh?)
Rebecca needs enlightenment!
Johnny needs a classy, beautiful date for that reception.
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Franks needs a technical advisor.
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Franks needs a technical advisor.
Yeah!
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Jenna needs a friend she can count on.
I think she found that friend in Patrice!! :cuddle;
Too funny... I need a sequel. I am hoping its better than the first run. :P
oh... and Wattle needs collecting.
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Tubes needs our love to break his Telco corruption habit.
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George needs to put Laura in her place.
That's a pretty funny idea ;D
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Kim Needs to Take Off the Gloves
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
That is so silly
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you guys aren't going to believe this..............
thegrammalady needs.................
TheI Hate Dialysis Message Board
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I dont get it? are these actual people that you know? ???
Those are people who did it before me... Here, I did yours for you...
Susie Needs to go to Cake School.
LMAO... I literally choked when i read this cuz the LAST thing i need is CAKE!!! lol ::)
you guys aren't going to believe this..............
thegrammalady needs.................
TheI Hate Dialysis Message Board
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess what grammalady,
The i hate dialysis board needs....................YOU!!! :2thumbsup; :clap;
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but Janel needs to get him neutered before he goes there. ...
Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha! How did they know that? :clap;
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Jane needs.......to feed the cats.
(Absolutely true, always give them a snack before bedtime & that's where I'm off to in a few minutes.)
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Jill needs to earn enough money to buy a new skateboard that costs $48.50.
This is a randomly, funny thing to try!
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Darrell need to be adopted by the same family.
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Darrell need to be adopted by the same family.
who the heck is Darrell?? (as if i didn't know)....
cheers,
Rolando
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Darrell need to be adopted by the same family.
Rock on! sluff needs a music scene!
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Darrell need to be adopted by the same family.
who the heck is Darrell?? (as if i didn't know)....
cheers,
Rolando
Rolando needs time to heal
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According to google...
Hawkeye Needs Reboot?
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Jimneedsakidney.com
(Jim is my husband....oh man, I hope he never needs a kidney!)
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recent search:
Franks needs fire in his belly
hmmm... better stock up on Rolaids
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Otto needs a dog collar. :rofl; wonder if it's spiked? :rofl; :rofl;
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Amy needs to get out the monkeysicle "wtf?"
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Lola needs quality high heeled shoes :rofl; i look better on the pole baby!!!! :bandance;
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I thought I would run another one....
Hawkeye needs a bargeload of trick arrows to take down the foe.
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I thought I would run another one....
Hawkeye needs a bargeload of trick arrows to take down the foe.
Wow! A bargeload!?! Watch your back!
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I put my real first name in and got something obscene! :rant; Who made up this game!
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Kim needs some guinea pigs? LOLOL :rofl;
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... katherine needs to get a picture up because I almost forget what she looks like...
...Katherine needs to be smacked more. I am very afraid!
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Tubes needs our love to break his Telco corruption habit.
Uh, what! ! ! No, I think I will keep that habit. Thank you very much!
new search
Robert needs money. (that is so effing true. now can goodle tell me where to get it?)
Tubes needs suggestions. (all right people tell me where to get it. how cool was that?)
Rob needs a job. (it was the 4th one that came up, just had to use it.)
That was pretty cool. :2thumbsup;
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Amy needs some helping drinking :wine;
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AMY DOES NEED REHAB :rofl; :rofl; :beer1; after Vegas
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Amy Needs Some Lovin!!! Amy needs to close her legs :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Keith needs content???
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Delphine needs a job!!
SS Delphine needs a crew!!
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Did hubby's
Walt needs to hit the treadmill
Walt needs to chill out (true most of the time!!)
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I got a different result this time:
When Karol needs to fake his death, for example, he acquires a corpse...
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Romona needs your help Prayer Warriors!! That is way too funny. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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This is funny:
Larraine needs a desktop computer and monitor for use in her Hispanic Ministry for recording and burning CD’s of Spanish translation guides.
Here's another one:
Larraine needs a sexpartner and has a total unblushing fanny. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; What the hell is a "total unblushing fanny"??? I think Rob has filled the first part. :2thumbsup;
Here's one for Rob:
Rob needs a hero - clearly, somebody! - Woohoo, he totally does. Very fitting!
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NEVER SAW THIS THREAD BEFORE!! AMAZING!
Aurora needs a new guitarist!!!
What am I to do with this new guitarist? Is he new to the guitar, or new to me, or just new?
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After all that excitement, Katherine needs another Diet Coke!
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MARK NEEDS A CHIC LYRICS...say what?? Boxman
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I've totally missed this thread 'til now...
Katie needs your help!!! << Morning Coffee
Jason needs to SHUT UP (not true, most of the time)
Billy needs an airplane to tell his story
:rofl;
I also put in a few other people I know, and the one that came up for the General Manager at my office, whom nobody likes, was "Eddie needs something better to do". That's really funny, since the main complaint about him is he needs SOMETHING to do.
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The first one mine comes up with is
Rose needs you!
I can't argue with that :2thumbsup;
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Here is 1st up for me : Joe needs to remember that he is vulnerable to anything that gives an emotional
uplift (the "high") as a temporary escape ('the fix") - Say man, what you smokin over there? :rofl;
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just an answer to Katherine's temporal needs
Victor needs the money
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Spooky topic Karol. Mine said "Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman". I would love one of
those to get rid of the number of non-native Fox squirrels proliferating in my neighborhood.
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"My friend Jenna needs help with a boy ..."
ain't it the truth, wish she would meet someone fun
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"Persimmon needs the contrast of the bright red fruit & green leaves." Yup, that's what I need alright! Glad you said we had to take the first cause the second was "Persimmon needs a lot of manure" Hmmm, not so much.
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I tried my first name (which I don't use) and this is what I got -
"O sweet Jesus: patsy needs you." (true!)
And the next one was.....
"Patsy" needs to know there are others in the same situation with similar anxiety-depression disorders and that she is not alone or unique in her behavior.
And futher down (I nearly died with this one) -
Patsy needs a facelift and Eddy's ingrown toenail is giving her grief...time for a trip to the hospital. :rofl; ( I dated an Eddie some years ago!)
But there are some other things about this Patsy that are quite shocking -
"Patsy needs men like the rest of us need air to breathe - she can't help herself
and
Patsy needs to lie low following the revelation of her affair with a politician – and the revelation of her real age
this Patsy is quite a gal!!!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA>...Kevin needs your money!
It's like they saw what we owe the IRS this year or something!
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Angela needs randomage.
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Here are a few...
Kim Needs to Take Off the GlovesCommentary
Kim needs some Guinea pigs
What Kim Needs — Blogs, Pictures, and more on WordPressFind other items tagged with “what-kim-needs”
Kimberly Needs...Kimberly needs to eat something and shut her ugly mouth-
Kim Needs Some Hints!Kim Needs Some Hints!
Seems that Kims needs all sorts of things :-\
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Katherine needs some rules to follow.
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Katherine needs prayer
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NEVER SAW THIS THREAD BEFORE!! AMAZING!
Aurora needs a new guitarist!!!
What am I to do with this new guitarist? Is he new to the guitar, or new to me, or just new?
:rofl;
Spooky topic Karol. Mine said "Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman". I would love one of
those to get rid of the number of non-native Fox squirrels proliferating in my neighborhood.
:rofl;
This thread get funnier everyday!
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In that case, all Karol needs to do is paste copies of the emails involved
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i put my daughter's name in and came up with "heartstrings'
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Mike is in need of a date
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i'm in need of " a ride"
what does it mean
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How weird! I did this using my husband's name and here's what I got:
Henry still needs another month to recover from injury. ...
The funny thing is, he broke his collar bone a few weeks ago when he fell off a motorcycle. Today, he got a call from a chemical company to come out and do the physical test where he has to climb a 40 foot ladder. I told him that I hoped his collar bone would be healed by then. He said everything should be fine because he had 1 more month to heal before the date of the physical test!
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Kim needs some Guinea pigs (this is a new one)
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Mine says Katherine needs prayers. What's with that?
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Fat Karol Needs To Die - WTH?? http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=7492467512&#
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mikey needs to know the truth - is he gay?
(Pretty funny. I actually know that I am gay.)
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Katherine needs some rules to follow.
Why?
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It said I needed a date.
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I just typed "Jess21 needs", and 4 down it talks about Chris needing beer from some topic on IHD. Apparently Chris is more important!
"Print Page - Chris is in the hospital He needs more beer! Wish you weren't feeling so poorly. .... :thx; for the update Jess21. I hope Chris is doing better. We have been dealing with stomach ..." lol
Jessica needs
Jessica needs coffee ------but I don't like coffee!!!!! or need the fluids! :beer1;
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Traci needs to face reality ....
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Rerun needs someone with long arms to come clean her oven. Bacon wrapped water chestnuts are good but not worth the mess!
:Kit n Stik;
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Yo Rerun do you look like Shakira?
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Someone needs to give Ann a good spanking. For her own good..............me thinks there are some kinks there. :rofl;
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Odd, I replied to this thread earlier today and it is not showing up.I'll have to redo search.
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Mark needs a chick...no doubt...Boxman
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Chandi Maa needs YOU.
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i tried this again today and it brought up what i think is a porn site. what i really need in boots. i've go 3 inches of snow since last nite. the dogs are in heaven. i'm just cold.
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Yikes, I felt better before I did this:
Linda needs to be a part of a loving, committed marriage.
Linda needs mental help.
Linda needs a new best friend.
Linda needs a fresh perspective.
Linda needs prayer and encouragement.
Linda needs to be helped to postpone big decisions until she is at the proper stage.
Linda needs to be guided in how to make proper overtures to others.
Linda needs help (more than usual).
Linda need someone to set her straight.
Linda needs a home tonight.
so I thought I'd try Pelagia...
Pelagia needs some work to be truly likeable.
:rofl;
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I did mine again. Here's what I got.
Manuela needs to turn 56 more or gain 1394 more Zombie points to reach the next level: Zombie Samurai! Manuela should get out there and bite some people!
Watch out! I may use my teeth and take a big C H O M P ! ;D
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Nice one Karol!!
I didn't read past the first two....
1. Cindy needs a labotomy!
2. Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU!
So....that is exactly what I am going to do.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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So...Cindy now wants to see what Lucinda wants.....
Lucinda wants nothing but a convent and a single bed!!! :rofl;
Just for fun I did Stauffenbergs because we know it is not the kind of thing he would do himself.
Stauffenberg wants it to snow!
Stauffenberg doesn't want Tom Cruise to be his father!
Stauffenberg wants to think positively!
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1. Gail needs to ask for her drinks the same time she is asking how late the bar is open then she might be served more promptly.
2. Gail needs some cheer me up free dating.
3. Gail needs some easy instructions to speed up my computer.
4. Gail needs a knife.
5. Gail needs to separate its gas trading business from gas transmission activity.
6. Gail needs time.
7. Gail needs to step away.
8. Gail needs a copy editor.
9. Gail needs to secure LPG supplies.
10. Gail needs some much needed rest.
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I just did it for my sister Anna.
Anna needs to be excused from class today.
Anna needs a room.
Anna needs sex.
Anna needs money.
She is gonna love that!!! :rofl;
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5. Gail needs to separate its gas trading business from gas transmission activity.
Get right on it Gail! :rofl;
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I'm totally worn out from all my gas activities. Between the trading and the transmitting it all gets so tedious.
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Now Gail..lay down the knife and step away from it..... :rofl;
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Aurora still needs a new guitarist, I note.
Aurora needs another $40K to erase grafitti problem. (leave the grafitti; give me the money!)
Aurora needs a home
Aurora needs a Mexican holiday gala
Aurora needs work
Aurora needs approvals
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The Mayor of Katherine says the town faces the prospect of more frequent floods and must look at building developments on higher ground
Katherine needs tourism focus
wipes, water, are all necessary items that Katherine needs on an everyday basis
Lake Katherine needs help with building benches, boardwalks, bridges and more
Katherine needs to leave poor T.R. alone
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Today's google for "Karol needs"
Karol needs to expand her horizons - see if she can write about something other than gay sex.
:rofl;
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I missed this thread before. This is what comes up on the first link:
Marc Needs You!
Marc needs to get a clue. [...] Marc needs to get a life.
Marc needs to visit your web site and check out your nude beach shots.
Marc needs to pay this balance
Marc needs our help now more than ever.
Hmm, which advice do you think I should take? :shy;
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Dan needs a kidney. (no lie - that's what came up first)... http://danneedsakidney.blogspot.com/)
Daniel needs to walk around with no shirt on! (pity the rest of the people around)
Danny needs a new show name. (apparently he's a horse)
I played your kind of weird game. Eerie!
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Katherine needs some rules to follow.
I don't know about that one!
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Kelly needs to answer some tough questions for Notre Dame...
Did I do this right?
There was one that said "Kelly needs airbrushing". I'm down with that. :thumbup;
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kathy needs and will get a kidney
kathy needs to self cannulate
kathy needs to slow down and not start too many things at once
kathy needs to finish projects
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It doesn't work for me - or I just don't get it ... it just takes me to some random blog and a site about Bernadette Peters...
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That's what it does... maybe your name has been censored by google...
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Karol needs to decide if she has the courage to try to dream again...
(Wow that is the truth!)
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You won't know unless you try.
:flower;
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Katherine needs some rules to follow.
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troy needs to clean up his clogged alogrithms to prevent,,
lol to prevent what?
Abby needs to have a very expensive surgery to help her become a normal girl. (Okay, not so sure I'm enjoying this anymore)
roger needs two hands for his instrument!
carolyn needs a spankin