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Title: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: okarol on February 10, 2007, 11:51:18 AM: This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
(well in this case, post your sentence)

~DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE~

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September--- I danced with
October------I sang to
November---- I yelled at
December---- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you guys get stuck with.
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Joe Paul on February 10, 2007, 11:57:14 AM: I danced with a llama because I was drunk :beer1;
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Post by: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 12:28:07 PM: I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself :o :-\
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Jill D. on February 10, 2007, 12:47:11 PM: I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 12:50:19 PM: Quote from: Jill D. on February 10, 2007, 12:47:11 PM
I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.

We all know that Jill, but what did you come up with for your sentence?? ::) :P j/k (couldnt resist) 8)
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Jill D. on February 10, 2007, 12:54:01 PM: Quote from: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: Jill D. on February 10, 2007, 12:47:11 PM
I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.

We all know that Jill, but what did you come up with for your sentence?? ::) :P j/k (couldnt resist) 8)

It's the only way I will sing to anyone...no joke! :beer1;
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Bajanne on February 10, 2007, 12:54:46 PM: I kicked a noodle because I am sexy and I do what I want, and I am cool like that. (wearing blue and white!)
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Joe Paul on February 10, 2007, 01:29:43 PM: Quote from: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: Jill D. on February 10, 2007, 12:47:11 PM
I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.

We all know that Jill, but what did you come up with for your sentence?? ::) :P j/k (couldnt resist) 8)
Anyone want to meet my llama?
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Sluff on February 10, 2007, 01:35:18 PM: I yelled at my self because that's how I roll.
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Joe Paul on February 10, 2007, 01:39:04 PM: Quote from: sluff on February 10, 2007, 01:35:18 PM
I yelled at my self because that's how I roll.
You aint dolly are ya? ( llama of course)
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Sluff on February 10, 2007, 01:47:11 PM: Quote from: Joe Paul on February 10, 2007, 01:39:04 PM
Quote from: sluff on February 10, 2007, 01:35:18 PM
I yelled at my self because that's how I roll.
You aint dolly are ya? ( llama of course)

I guess that is dependant on what it is I roll. :2thumbsup;
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Sluff on February 10, 2007, 01:49:11 PM: Quote from: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 12:28:07 PM
I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself :o :-\

Tell us something we don't know about you Goodynina.
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 01:58:22 PM: Quote from: sluff on February 10, 2007, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 12:28:07 PM
I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself :o :-\

Tell us something we don't know about you Goodynina.

I'd prefer to leave it up to one's imagination ;) ::) :P 8)
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: Joe Paul on February 10, 2007, 01:59:02 PM: Quote from: sluff on February 10, 2007, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 12:28:07 PM
I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself :o :-\

Tell us something we don't know about you Goodynina.
Hello Dolly ;D
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: charee on February 10, 2007, 02:24:07 PM: I ran over a noodle because i was high ;D
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Post by: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 03:18:36 PM: Quote from: charee on February 10, 2007, 02:24:07 PM
I ran over a noodle because i was high ;D

:o Puff Puff Pass Please ;) ::)
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Post by: boxman55 on February 10, 2007, 03:33:04 PM: I chocked on my science teacher because thats how I roll. What the hell does that mean :o
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Post by: kitkatz on February 10, 2007, 04:19:36 PM: I ran over a homeless man because I am sexy and do what I want.
The hubby yelled at a fireman because he is cool like that!
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Post by: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 04:45:18 PM: OH HELL NO!! My hubby dry humped his best friends boyfriend because he is cool like that... First of all, what the hell is his "best friend" doing being a girl? who the hell is she? where did she come from? where does she live? I WANT, NO, I DEMAND ANSWERS DAMMIT... Oooooh, he is going to be sorry when he gets home from work ;) ;)

(my poor hubby) his wife is a weirdo :-\
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Post by: angela515 on February 10, 2007, 05:03:53 PM: I yelled at a squirrell because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Post by: kimcanada on February 10, 2007, 05:32:46 PM: I sang to your mom because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Man thats deep
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Post by: brenda on February 10, 2007, 05:53:56 PM: I sang to my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Post by: kelliOR on February 10, 2007, 06:59:29 PM: I danced with a phone because I was high.
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Post by: angieskidney on February 10, 2007, 08:22:19 PM: I yelled at a Mexican because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars and because I'm sexy and I do what I want! (blue and yellow shirt)
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: glitter on February 10, 2007, 09:41:03 PM: Quote from: kelliOR on February 10, 2007, 06:59:29 PM
I danced with a phone because I was high.
:rofl; :rofl;
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Post by: anja on February 10, 2007, 10:42:53 PM: I danced with a gangster because I'm a Ninja.
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Post by: tubes on February 11, 2007, 01:15:44 PM: I dry humped my science teacher because I'm cool like that.

Sorry Mr. Gottschalk, all the cool kids were doing it. :o :lol;
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Post by: Ohio Buckeye on February 11, 2007, 03:26:34 PM: I ran over a monster because I'm sexy and do what I want. lol
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Post by: Rerun on February 11, 2007, 06:34:29 PM: I did the Macarena with your Mom because I'm not a homosexual. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
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Post by: aharris2 on February 11, 2007, 06:56:51 PM: Quote from: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 04:45:18 PM
OH HELL NO!! My hubby dry humped his best friends boyfriend because he is cool like that... First of all, what the hell is his "best friend" doing being a girl? who the hell is she?

Goofy, calm down!!! This is the next millennium, who says that this means your hubby's best friend is a girl? "She" may be a "he" (not that there's anything wrong with that!) ;)
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Post by: shay_pcb on February 11, 2007, 10:26:50 PM: I choked on an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want. ....IDK how that's sexy, but okay... lol

As for my fiance: He danced with a pickle because he can't control himself. :D
Title: Re: I ran over your mom because I am cool.
Post by: del on February 12, 2007, 08:18:18 AM: I choked on your Mom because I'm cool.
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Post by: nextnoel on February 12, 2007, 12:56:05 PM: I did the Macarena with a Mexican because the Voices told me to.

Who knew? - I thought it was all a dream!
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Post by: jbeany on February 12, 2007, 12:58:29 PM: I yelled at a pickle because I was drunk.

Sounds like a good reason to yell at a pickle. . .
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Post by: goofynina on February 12, 2007, 06:02:06 PM: Quote from: aharris2 on February 11, 2007, 06:56:51 PM
Quote from: goofynina on February 10, 2007, 04:45:18 PM
OH HELL NO!! My hubby dry humped his best friends boyfriend because he is cool like that... First of all, what the hell is his "best friend" doing being a girl? who the hell is she?

Goofy, calm down!!! This is the next millennium, who says that this means your hubby's best friend is a girl? "She" may be a "he" (not that there's anything wrong with that!) ;)

Well now hey, you just may have something there my friend, hmmmm, if that was the case then i can be cool with that ;) ;) oh yeah, i surrrrre can :P :P
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Post by: mcjane on February 12, 2007, 08:13:06 PM: I yelled at my cell phone because I'm sexy & do what I want.

Yada Yada Yada