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« on: February 10, 2007, 11:51:18 AM »


    This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
              (well in this case, post your sentence)
     
    ~DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE~
     
    Pick the month you were  born:
    January------I kicked
    February-----I loved
    March---------I smoked
    April-----------I dry humped
    May-----------I  choked on
    June----------I murdered
    July-----------I did the Macarena  With
    August-------I had lunch with
    September--- I danced with
    October------I sang to
    November---- I yelled at
    December---- I ran over
     
    Pick the day (number) you were born on:
    1-------a birdbath
    2-------a monster
    3-------a phone
    4-------a fork
    5-------a  Mexican
    6-------a gangster
    7-------my cell phone
    8-------my dog
    9-------my best friends boyfriend
    10-------my neighbor
    11-------my  science teacher
    12-------a banana
    13-------a fireman
    14-------a  stuffed animal
    15-------a goat
    16-------a pickle
    17-------your mom
    18-------a spoon
    19-------myself
    20-------a baseball bat
    21-------a ninja
    22-------Chuck Norris
    23-------a noodle
    24-------a squirrel
    25-------a football player
    26-------my sister
    27-------my brother
    28-------an iPod
    29-------a permanent marker
    30-------a llama
    31-------a homeless guy
     
    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
    White--------because I'm cool like that.
    Black---------because that's how I roll.
    Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
    Red----------because the voices told me to.
    Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
    Green---------because I hate myself.
    Purple--------because I'm cool.
    Gray----------because I was drunk
    Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
    Orange-------because I hate my family.
    Brown--------because I was high.
    Other---------because I'm a ninja.
    None----------because I can't control myself.
     
    Now type out the  sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you guys get stuck with.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2007, 11:57:14 AM »

I danced with a llama because I was drunk   :beer1;
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2007, 12:28:07 PM »

I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself   :o  :-\
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2007, 12:47:11 PM »

I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2007, 12:50:19 PM »

I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.

We all know that Jill, but what did you come up with for your sentence??   ::) :P j/k  (couldnt resist)  8)
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2007, 12:54:01 PM »

I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.

We all know that Jill, but what did you come up with for your sentence??   ::) :P j/k  (couldnt resist)  8)

It's the only way I will sing to anyone...no joke!  :beer1;
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2007, 12:54:46 PM »

I kicked a noodle because I am sexy and I do what I want, and I am cool like that.  (wearing blue and white!)
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2007, 01:29:43 PM »

I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk.

We all know that Jill, but what did you come up with for your sentence??   ::) :P j/k  (couldnt resist)  8)
Anyone want to meet my llama?
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2007, 01:35:18 PM »

I yelled at my self because that's how I roll.
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2007, 01:39:04 PM »

I yelled at my self because that's how I roll.
You aint dolly are ya? ( llama of course)
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2007, 01:47:11 PM »

I yelled at my self because that's how I roll.
You aint dolly are ya? ( llama of course)


I guess that is dependant on what it is I roll. :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2007, 01:49:11 PM »

I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself   :o  :-\


Tell us something we don't know about you Goodynina.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2007, 01:58:22 PM »

I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself   :o  :-\


Tell us something we don't know about you Goodynina.

I'd prefer to leave it up to one's imagination ;)  ::)  :P  8)
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2007, 01:59:02 PM »

I sang to a noodle because i cant control myself   :o  :-\


Tell us something we don't know about you Goodynina.
Hello Dolly  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2007, 02:24:07 PM »

I ran over a noodle because i was high ;D
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2007, 03:18:36 PM »

I ran over a noodle because i was high ;D

 :o Puff Puff Pass Please ;)  ::)
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2007, 03:33:04 PM »

I chocked on my science teacher because thats how I roll.  What the hell does that mean :o
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2007, 04:19:36 PM »

I ran over a homeless man because I am sexy and do what I want.
The hubby yelled at a fireman because he is cool like that!
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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2007, 04:45:18 PM »

OH HELL NO!!  My hubby dry humped his best friends boyfriend because he is cool like that...  First of all, what the hell is his "best friend" doing being a girl? who the hell is she? where did she come from? where does she live? I WANT, NO, I DEMAND ANSWERS DAMMIT... Oooooh, he is going to be sorry when he gets home from work ;) ;)   

(my poor hubby) his wife is a weirdo  :-\
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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2007, 05:03:53 PM »

I yelled at a squirrell because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2007, 05:32:46 PM »

I sang to your mom because I'm NOT a homosexual.


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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2007, 05:53:56 PM »

I sang to my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2007, 06:59:29 PM »

I danced with a phone because I was high.
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« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2007, 08:22:19 PM »

I yelled at a  Mexican because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars and because I'm sexy and I do what I want! (blue and yellow shirt)
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2007, 09:41:03 PM »

I danced with a phone because I was high.
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