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Title: Fistula driven pleasure? Wtf?
Post by: HouseOfDialysis on November 21, 2011, 03:41:23 PM

I have a virgin fistula. Made, never used. And when I'm in the shower and the water is hot and it hits my fistula just right from an angle, it's almost like an orgasm. Am I the only one this happens to?

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Post by: sullidog on November 21, 2011, 06:41:49 PM

I don't mean to lol but this is interesting, and no I don't notice that.

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Post by: ToddB0130 on November 21, 2011, 06:43:27 PM

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............. excuse me while I go and take a shower ...................... HA !!!

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Post by: HILINE on November 21, 2011, 06:49:34 PM

that;s sick  :Kit n Stik;

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Post by: Rerun on November 21, 2011, 07:30:28 PM

Quote from: HouseOfDialysis on November 21, 2011, 03:41:23 PM

I have a virgin fistula. Made, never used. And when I'm in the shower and the water is hot and it hits my fistula just right from an angle, it's almost like an orgasm. Am I the only one this happens to?

yes.

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Post by: fearless on November 21, 2011, 08:57:57 PM

hey, you better be careful about that!   ha ha ha!

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Post by: The Lady on November 21, 2011, 10:24:50 PM

It's probably unique nerve damage.

Consider it a bonus gift for playing the game of Life. :lol:

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Post by: Ken Shelmerdine on November 22, 2011, 06:16:03 AM

erm...........(cough) does it have to be a powerful shower. Did you measure the angle. Erm..... just curious....

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Post by: Cordelia on November 22, 2011, 09:01:49 AM

Oh my      :o           :shy;

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Post by: kporter85db on November 22, 2011, 01:26:29 PM

Now see, I've been on the fence about getting a fistula as a backup to my PD. This information just might push me over the fence. :yahoo;

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Post by: jeannea on November 22, 2011, 01:45:21 PM

Now I know why I read here every day. You never know what you'll learn. Dang that's an unusual effect.

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Post by: HouseOfDialysis on November 22, 2011, 01:57:10 PM

It seems to be more intense when it is at a catty-corner angle. But I first discovered this about a year ago, when I first took a shower after my fistula surgery site healed up. But it's gotten more pronounced by the month. By next year, I can probably give up on that goal of self-fellatio.

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Post by: mcclane on November 22, 2011, 01:59:57 PM

hmmmmmm, i'm going to have to crank up the hot water, close the bathroom door, and hope to dear god I have at least an hours worth of hot water in the tanks  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

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Post by: Cordelia on November 22, 2011, 02:16:51 PM

 :rofl;      :rofl;      :rofl;      Mcclane

Uhhhm dare I ask what a catty-corner angle is? LOL Never heard of that, that's a new phrase I've never heard of            :rofl;   

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Post by: Bill Peckham on November 22, 2011, 02:48:22 PM

um ... where exactly did they place your fistula?


I guess the only down side would be the pruney skin from being in the shower so much

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Post by: ToddB0130 on November 22, 2011, 02:52:30 PM

If this is really happening,  maybe there needs to be a site I *REALLY* Love Dialysis .............Mwaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaa

Title: Re: Fistula driven pleasure? Wtf?
Post by: HouseOfDialysis on November 22, 2011, 03:08:50 PM

HA!

Yes, I can vouch it does happen. I've experimented with cold and lukewarm water but there is no reaction. Hot water, works.

I have my fistula in my forearm about three inches from my wrist.

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Post by: HouseOfDialysis on November 22, 2011, 03:09:30 PM

Catty corner is perpendicular.

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Post by: Cordelia on November 22, 2011, 03:19:24 PM

Quote from: HouseOfDialysis on November 22, 2011, 03:09:30 PM

Catty corner is perpendicular.

Ooooh!       :shy;

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Post by: kitkatz on November 22, 2011, 04:50:23 PM

Oh my.  That says a lot for having a fistula!

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Post by: sullidog on November 22, 2011, 04:55:23 PM

I'm sure my surgeon will get a kick out of this

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Post by: HouseOfDialysis on November 22, 2011, 04:57:13 PM

I was talking to a friend of mine about it being the already mentioned nerve damage. He asks if I wanted it corrected. I responded, "HELL, NO, I don't want it fixed. It's working just damn fine, thank you!"

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Post by: Cordelia on November 22, 2011, 05:06:42 PM

Quote from: HouseOfDialysis on November 22, 2011, 04:57:13 PM

I was talking to a friend of mine about it being the already mentioned nerve damage. He asks if I wanted it corrected. I responded, "HELL, NO, I don't want it fixed. It's working just damn fine, thank you!"

ROTFLMAO!   :rofl;       :rofl;      :rofl;     

Well, I guess pleasure is better than pain         :rofl;       :shy;       :P

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Post by: tbarrett2533 on November 22, 2011, 06:40:14 PM

How come I can't have this problem!!!
WTF?
I swear everything about HEMO hates me  :rofl;