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Title: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: jester on January 15, 2007, 11:47:51 AM
Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better

Richard  C/O  Jessie







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Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Epoman on January 15, 2007, 04:33:11 PM
Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better

Richard  C/O  Jessie

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Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Sluff on January 15, 2007, 05:42:36 PM
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Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Rerun on January 15, 2007, 08:04:09 PM
Dialysis is like sex:    Get it over with!

                            :wine;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: kitkatz on January 16, 2007, 08:36:17 PM
Dialysis is like sex:    Get it over with!

                            :wine;

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: jester on January 17, 2007, 09:42:20 AM
Well thanks glad you like it but the words are not meant to be a poem

We believe the author, a heavy weight in the dialysis community and champion of the nocturnal cause, did not intend to have his words misinterpreted and taken in a sexual context. But merely his way of conveying a factual  message to  those who haven’t a clue about options available to them. I guess you could/should compare nocturnal to lovemaking and likewise compare PD.. CAPD, CCPD and in-center hemo   to raw sex..... ya that wam- bam sort of thing  Jester
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Sluff on January 17, 2007, 07:14:12 PM

Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better

Richard  C/O  Jessie




This was posted earlier here:   (http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=1781.msg23256#msg23256)
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: jester on January 18, 2007, 10:40:34 AM

Hi

Yes I see that..... it came from another site that I had posted at in.... November... the original author Dr. John Agar.. Geelong clinic... Australia " nocturnalhaemodialysis.org"     had given us  ( Jess and I ) permission to use it....

Richard  C/O  Jessie
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Treasure on January 19, 2007, 07:19:09 PM
Hmmm. Well, in my mind-boggled state, those words are puzzling to me because I have had neither good dialysis nor good sex in a long, long time.
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: boxman55 on January 20, 2007, 05:32:12 PM
Hmmm. Well, in my mind-boggled state, those words are puzzling to me because I have had neither good dialysis nor good sex in a long, long time.
Hi Treasure- I am trying to figure out which problem I need to help you with >:D
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: bluedove57 on February 19, 2007, 09:41:38 AM
 :o Can't compare love making to dialysis. Would much rather have the love making than sitting in that big green chair stuck on a machine. At least with love making you can move all over the place.  :2thumbsup;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: twirl on March 30, 2008, 07:38:01 PM
Dialysis is like sex:    Get it over with!

                            :wine;


 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;    :clap; :clap; :clap;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: jbeany on March 30, 2008, 08:39:28 PM
Nope, sorry, not buying it.  Even boring sex is better than good dialysis!  >:D
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: kitkatz on March 30, 2008, 08:47:26 PM
I think it all depends on what you are really doing in that chair for four hours!
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: flip on March 30, 2008, 08:55:22 PM
I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: kitkatz on March 30, 2008, 08:57:37 PM
I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.


Me too!
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: jonn r on April 10, 2008, 10:03:11 AM
I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.


Me too!



yes and it would never last 4 hours....... :beer1; :beer1; :beer1; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: twirl on April 10, 2008, 10:23:56 AM
 :rofl; :rofl; john r  :rofl; :rofl;

                                                    and if it lasts four hours the commericals say to go to the ER     
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: okarol on July 22, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
 :bump;  :lol;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Riki on July 25, 2010, 09:02:50 PM
well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: RichardMEL on July 25, 2010, 09:03:51 PM
well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine

I do 5 hour treatments. What are you trying to tell me?!
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: okarol on July 25, 2010, 09:31:30 PM
well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine

 :rofl; :clap;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: RightSide on August 11, 2010, 07:12:12 PM
Dialysis is like sex:  Try not to fall asleep in the middle of it.
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Stoday on August 11, 2010, 08:42:23 PM
Dialysis is like sex:  I have it three times a week.

I should wish!  :rofl;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Des on August 12, 2010, 06:13:19 AM
Just get "it" in, but keep the lights on.!
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: natnnnat on August 12, 2010, 08:18:51 PM
hee hee hee 
inspired by des's idea:
it can be really hard to get it in, and the first few times are usually a shambles.

also: 
they say bigger is better, but really its how you do it that counts!
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Iwannabean on October 19, 2011, 10:05:46 AM
It is like sex, get it in, get it on then get me off.  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Iwannabean
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Bill Peckham on October 19, 2011, 07:40:19 PM
You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: okarol on October 19, 2011, 09:31:22 PM
You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.
:clap;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Riki on October 21, 2011, 01:14:11 AM
You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.

I get passed around... different person every time.. and they're mostly female.......although, that doesn't really bother me...
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: okarol on November 28, 2011, 11:33:45 AM
Anyone can get you off
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: boswife on November 28, 2011, 07:19:09 PM
another good laugh...   :rofl;
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: kitkatz on December 04, 2011, 08:02:39 PM
You can get yourself off.....
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: okarol on December 04, 2011, 09:22:50 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
Post by: Bill Peckham on December 04, 2011, 09:39:59 PM
If it hurts you're doing it wrong.