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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: jester on January 15, 2007, 11:47:51 AM
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Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better
Richard C/O Jessie
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Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better
Richard C/O Jessie
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Dialysis is like sex: Get it over with!
:wine;
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Dialysis is like sex: Get it over with!
:wine;
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Well thanks glad you like it but the words are not meant to be a poem
We believe the author, a heavy weight in the dialysis community and champion of the nocturnal cause, did not intend to have his words misinterpreted and taken in a sexual context. But merely his way of conveying a factual message to those who haven’t a clue about options available to them. I guess you could/should compare nocturnal to lovemaking and likewise compare PD.. CAPD, CCPD and in-center hemo to raw sex..... ya that wam- bam sort of thing Jester
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Good dialysis is like good lovemaking
The longer, the better
The slower, the better
The more gentle, the better
The more "frequent", the better
Richard C/O Jessie
This was posted earlier here: (http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=1781.msg23256#msg23256)
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Hi
Yes I see that..... it came from another site that I had posted at in.... November... the original author Dr. John Agar.. Geelong clinic... Australia " nocturnalhaemodialysis.org" had given us ( Jess and I ) permission to use it....
Richard C/O Jessie
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Hmmm. Well, in my mind-boggled state, those words are puzzling to me because I have had neither good dialysis nor good sex in a long, long time.
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Hmmm. Well, in my mind-boggled state, those words are puzzling to me because I have had neither good dialysis nor good sex in a long, long time.
Hi Treasure- I am trying to figure out which problem I need to help you with >:D
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:o Can't compare love making to dialysis. Would much rather have the love making than sitting in that big green chair stuck on a machine. At least with love making you can move all over the place. :2thumbsup;
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Dialysis is like sex: Get it over with!
:wine;
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :clap; :clap; :clap;
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Nope, sorry, not buying it. Even boring sex is better than good dialysis! >:D
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I think it all depends on what you are really doing in that chair for four hours!
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I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.
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I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.
Me too!
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I think it's a frequency issue....if I had sex as often as I have dialysis, I might be a happy camper.
Me too!
yes and it would never last 4 hours....... :beer1; :beer1; :beer1; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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:rofl; :rofl; john r :rofl; :rofl;
and if it lasts four hours the commericals say to go to the ER
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:bump; :lol;
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well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine
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well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine
I do 5 hour treatments. What are you trying to tell me?!
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well, the viagra commercial does say that if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention... if dialysis lasts longer than 4 hours, I'd be seeking attention as well.. of the nurese.. to get me off the damn machine
:rofl; :clap;
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Dialysis is like sex: Try not to fall asleep in the middle of it.
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Dialysis is like sex: I have it three times a week.
I should wish! :rofl;
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Just get "it" in, but keep the lights on.!
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hee hee hee
inspired by des's idea:
it can be really hard to get it in, and the first few times are usually a shambles.
also:
they say bigger is better, but really its how you do it that counts!
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It is like sex, get it in, get it on then get me off. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Iwannabean
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You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.
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You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.
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You're suppose to have a partner but if you have to just do it alone.
I get passed around... different person every time.. and they're mostly female.......although, that doesn't really bother me...
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Anyone can get you off
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another good laugh... :rofl;
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You can get yourself off.....
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;D
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If it hurts you're doing it wrong.