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Off-Topic => Off-Topic: Talk about anything you want. => Topic started by: Rerun on December 27, 2008, 06:57:30 PM
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Get on IHD to see what's going on.
Hide from the dog.
Rehash your divorce.
Check the weather report to see when the next storm is coming in.
Wash dishes.
Iron sheets. (when things get really bad)
Watch "True Grit" for the millionth time.
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Open the door and look for snow outside!
Send the dog out into the rain and cold and watch her beg to come back in immediately!
Make hot cocoa.
Throw marshmallows into your full hot cocoa cup from two feet away. Give your self a point for each marshmallow in the cup.
Put christmas music on the stereo and try not to crazy now Christmas is over!
Undecorate the tree
Decorate something/anything in your house.
Smile at nothing it really make people around you think...
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Shovel and plow, :guitar: shovel and plow.. :guitar: to the tune of silver and gold.
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HA! Made me think of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4:00, wallow in self pity. — 4:30, stare into the abyss. — 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one! — 5:30, Jazzercize. — 6:30, dinner with me; I can't cancel that again! — 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing — I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness. (pause) But what would I wear?!
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Say "Who's that?" To see how many times your dog will run out the doggie door to check.
Complain that there's so much snow on the satellite that you get no reception.
Wonder when the plow guy is going to show up.
Take pictures of your driveway from you livingroom window.....
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clean out the closets
make soup
drink a martini (only after the closets are cleaned out)
play Scrabble
watched "Lord of the Rings" cause there's no chance I'll get to choose what to watch when both husband and son are in the one tv house
sit on the window seat and watch it snow (we don't get much, so it's fun to watch)
go out in snow and make snow angels
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HA! Made me think of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4:00, wallow in self pity. — 4:30, stare into the abyss. — 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one! — 5:30, Jazzercize. — 6:30, dinner with me; I can't cancel that again! — 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing — I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness. (pause) But what would I wear?!
;D :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
1. Let cat go outside, watch him jump around in the snow
2. Clear snow off truck, turn on both heated seats, crank the heat and fans up to defrost Windows, crank stereo up get out and go to garage to get shovel, plug in Heated Coffee cup and crank temp up on cup.
3. Shovel driveway while listening to Aerosmiths Permanent Vacation CD
4. Take a break, get in truck to warm up and drink some coffee, maybe change CD to AC/DC
5. Get back out finish driveway, check mail, clear path to front door.
6. Put shovel away, get in truck, finish coffee. Turn 4 - wheel drive on and go dashing through the snow, do a couple power slides thru a parking lot, park up a snow mound at a store, look like an idiot, but take a picture.
7. Go home and yell at the idiots who can't remember how to drive in the snow on the way home.
8. Get inside, get warm, download previous picture, get on the internet, waste a few hours there, watch the news till they can't say anything new or relevant.
9. Check to see how much snow is falling and built up
10. Start cleaning the house, let cat back out side to shut up his begging to go out.
11. Forget cat is outside till you hear whining while your upstairs and can't figure where the noise is coming from.
12. Find cat outside, let his snow covered butt back in, dry him of and let him eat
13. Kick cat off bed who is laying on your warmed up electric blanket and go to sleep for tomorrow is another day of shoveling.
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what to do on a sunny Dec day
read all the posts of what to do in the snow storms and go outside and read a book in the sunshine while your dog swims in the pool
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I'm with Twirl,
On a sunny December day I went outside and planted 40 scrubs (yesterday and today) with plenty of help from the missus... at night I hope the roos and wallabies don't eat them and while I'm plugged in I read about what people on the other side of the world do when they are snowed in! :bandance;
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Cry because the pool is frozen. Oh ya watch people ice skate on the pool...Boxman
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Get in bed together to stay warm. (we lost power and I told my wife that was the only reason !!! )
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what to do on a sunny Dec day
read all the posts of what to do in the snow storms and go outside and read a book in the sunshine while your dog swims in the pool
Let's do a house swap!!! I'll buy your plane ticket up here (If the airports are open).
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Get in bed together to stay warm. (we lost power and I told my wife that was to only reason !!! )
AND she believed you??? ;)
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Cry because the pool is frozen. Oh ya watch people ice skate on the pool...Boxman
Sur those aren't the gerbils ice skating on the pool? :rofl;
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If you live in Michigan, you can call all the Lions fans you know and just laaaaaaauuuuuuuugh! :rofl;
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If you live in Michigan, you can call all the Lions fans you know and just laaaaaaauuuuuuuugh! :rofl;
I was a little worried that the Pack would give them their first win, but we came thru...Boxman
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It was 78 degrees (F) here today. Lots of folks in shorts. :yahoo;
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Play on the phone, make up songs, call Japan, run up the phone bill
Hide when the phone bill comes!
Get a box for the cat to play in and then get your camera ready.
Of course when you have the camera ready, the cat will have nohting to do with the box!
Check IHD.com for silly things to send to people.
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Attend to His Royal Highness.... feeding, watering, massaging, rubbing, praising and generally spoiling King Leon
Pack Boxes for move to PA
Do Laundry
Cook dinner
Watch bad television shows
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Throw the ball outside for the dachshund and laugh while she tries to find it.
:rofl;
Trying again to add a picture...
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Mikey where you moving to??
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Great picture Deanne!!
Right now I'm watching two guys shovel off the roof of the carports. We had to move our cars because they thought it would cave in.
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Mikey where you moving to??
I am moving to Stroudsburg, PA. (The Pocconos)
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Use the United States weather map and find somewhere warmer to live. :rofl;
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Start posting so you can be the 200,000 post on IHD and win some goodies! http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=8034.40
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I'm trying! :rofl;
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Oh boy, just what I always wanted IHD goodies! What could they be? Stay tuned. :rofl; :rofl;
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I'd be happy with just chocolate :rofl; ;D
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:snowman; :snowman; :snowman; :snowman; sleep
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:bow; Snow :bow; Snow, ohhh let it snow :bow;
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Find the Christmas chocolate and get into it!
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??? ??? ??? snow?????
What's Snow????
hehehe no cold stuff here! :-*
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:bow; Snow :bow; Snow, ohhh let it snow :bow;
:thumbdown; we just got rid of it all!
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:bow; Snow :bow; Snow, ohhh let it snow :bow;
:thumbdown; we just got rid of it all!
Sure, rain on my parade of wishing. :rofl; :rofl;
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When it's cold all I can think of is sleeping. Maybe I am part bear, need to hibernate!
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Survey Say's "Do Taxes"
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Look out into the backyard and wish you could mow the grass...Boxman
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Pee on things? If you can pee.
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Lesson plans. :rofl;
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Pee on things? If you can pee.
:rofl;
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Survey Say's "Do Taxes"
i hate to gloat... but who? does those? (it just goes to show how poor i am)
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Pee on things? If you can pee.
:rofl;
Awww, the poor male dialysis patients can't write their names in the snow anymore!
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Pee on things? If you can pee.
:rofl;
Awww, the poor male dialysis patients can't write their names in the snow anymore!
Just my initials...Boxman
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Just my initials...Boxman
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :clap; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Tooooo funny!
Edited: Fixed quote tag error - okarol/admin
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When it's cold all I can think of is sleeping. Maybe I am part bear, need to hibernate!
. . .or part tortoise! ;)
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When it's cold all I can think of is sleeping. Maybe I am part bear, need to hibernate!
. . .or part tortoise! ;)
:rofl; Yes!
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Hibernation is ok....but putting on my "winter fat layer" isn't always a good thing!
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Do Facebook stuff
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Just my initials...Boxman
pufft...just choked on my 7 up
you is too funnay :rofl;
EDITED: Fixed quote tag error - okarol/admin
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pet your King Leon
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Cook! Make soup!!
Eat soup..
Look at the History channel. See what happened 500 years ago.
Eat soup.
Look at the Health channel. See how you can stay healthy.
Eat more soup.
Finish up all your sewing and mending.
Eat soup.
Don't be mean to your animals. Let them eat some soup, too.
Read that boring book you started 2 years ago. Let the book put you to sleep. Take a long
nap. When you wake up eat more soup.
Put all the Xmas things away.
Cook! Make somemore soup!!
Mimi
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CLEAN the house.
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Have a nap, preferably with company. :thumbup;
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Throw the cats on the bed and take that nap.
Organize a closet.
Clean out your junk drawer. (You know you have one!)
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More snow today! My god I'm sick of this crap!
I think I will clean today. :puke;
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Waitaminute......clean?.......organize????
Have ya'll frozen your brains??? YUCK! lol
:P
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you wait in your freezing cold room for your friend, Twirl, to send you a couple of home grown lemons from her lemon tree - currently producing big fresh lemons
when life freezes you, make hot tea with lemons
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TO-DO LIST:
1.) Look at housing market in ARIZONA
2.) Seek personal ads for single male, 18-65 with house in ARIZONA
3.) Convince young/old man that he needs to marry me and move me to ARIZONA
4.) Buy new bikini :-)
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you wait in your freezing cold room for your friend, Twirl, to send you a couple of home grown lemons from her lemon tree - currently producing big fresh lemons
when life freezes you, make hot tea with lemons
me, me, little hand waving frantically in air. to heck with tea i want fresh squeezed leomade!, sweetened with honey.
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Im gonna buy a house in Arizona ;)
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Go into WalMart and start SCREAMING "The Roof Is Collapsing" And then run out of the building! You will probably get trampled!!!
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you wait in your freezing cold room for your friend, Twirl, to send you a couple of home grown lemons from her lemon tree - currently producing big fresh lemons
when life freezes you, make hot tea with lemons
me, me, little hand waving frantically in air. to heck with tea i want fresh squeezed leomade!, sweetened with honey.
twirl has a lemon tree! I have two little lemon trees in pots and so far in three years I have had two lemons ???
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Sit at the end of your driveway and give the bird to the street plow truck that just came by and left 4 feet of snow in your way. Ohh maybe not a good idea know there is 8 feet...Boxman
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Im gonna buy a house in Arizona ;)
PERFECT!!!! :-)
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Boxman gave me the idea to give the snow plow drive the finger repeatedly. Then shout obsenities at him in hopes that he puts all the snow from the cul de sac in the driveway to make a ram so I can use my 4 wheel drive to jump thru snow to spread it all over. Then do a few snow donuts acting like I won a race waving a flag going wooohooo. ;D
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Sit at the end of your driveway and give the bird to the street plow truck that just came by and left 4 feet of snow in your way. Ohh maybe not a good idea know there is 8 feet...Boxman
Oh man, the other day the snow plow went thru and left a good pile. He was still on the cul-de-sac. So, I went down and shoveled it away. Not sooner did I walk back to garage, but you see the truck pull back past my driveway, hesitate, and pushes snow back across my driveway. Some people think that snowplow man is against them. I KNOW.
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Ask the mail lady if she will go down and pick up my chinese order and deliver it...Boxman
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Oh man..I have tried lemon trees several times with no luck. Found out Saul has not been watering my mother in law's tongue in ND..he thought it was silk but said it looks beautiful..probably has roots growing into the radiator :rofl;
Chris..I like your idea of a ramp. I could be the flag waver or snowmobile driver. :cheer:
Boxman..good thing you don't have my mail lady. I live on a corner..she makes the turn on 1 and 1/2 wheels (has a jeep), throws the mail at the boxes..sometimes hits the boxes, most often hits the street and off she goes so we all generally have to pick up and swap mail..good thing all older people who take care of each other. If someone complains then her husband does the route for a few days..not much better. However, if someone sends me a snowmobile, I will definately deliver your chinese food. :rofl;
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Snuggle In A Warm Blanket!!!
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who does he sleep with when you spend nights at dialysis ???
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She sleeps by herself until I get home at 5:30 and then we get to snuggle together until about 9:00.
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she keeps it warm for you :rofl;
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Awww Rerun that is the cutest photo!!!
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What to do when you're snowed in - climb in and out of your car from the wrong side. My car door froze shut in this last storm!
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Do y'all still have snow? It was 70 F here in Virginia today. 8)
P.S. Rerun, I love your dog!
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I'm express shipping the last foot we got just for you, pelagia!
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Rerun, your dog is really, really cute! :2thumbsup;
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She is a Miniature Pincher.... since you can't see much of her. I think they are cute dogs and plan on getting another one someday.
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Do y'all still have snow? It was 70 F here in Virginia today. 8)
P.S. Rerun, I love your dog!
That snow that jbeany is shipping you... has it arrived yet?
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Do y'all still have snow? It was 70 F here in Virginia today. 8)
P.S. Rerun, I love your dog!
That snow that jbeany is shipping you... has it arrived yet?
Yes, it came in by air and is landing now!