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twirl
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« on: April 17, 2008, 07:53:13 AM »
let's write a country song and send it to Keith Urban






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Going through life tied to a chair!
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 07:58:50 AM »


My life was once beautiful when you weren't in it.

I lived in peace and harmony with the world damn it.

Now I live with you day in and day out!

I hate you so much I want to shout.

Dialysis Machine....Dialysis Machine.... all you do is alarm and whine.

I wish I could leave you behind.        :bandance;
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 10:18:47 AM »
Yes, I admit I've got a peein' problem
Urines always on my mind
The memory goes round and round
I've tried to pee a thousand times
Yes, I admit I've got a peein' problem
Fill the glass up to the top
I'll start with sipping her
But I don't know when to stop
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Might as well smile
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 11:21:43 AM »
No no I have a much better idea.  Why don't you all write TO Keith and then send HIM  to me.  Lee won't mind if Nicole won't. :guitar:
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 12:31:32 PM »
you can't have all the fun     we have to share          I've read Nicole can be a real bitch
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 12:48:37 PM »
Weeelll ookkaayy.  If I have to.  But only with the ladies on this thread.   :rofl;
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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