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« Reply #75 on: November 21, 2006, 10:33:29 PM »
Okay Idea:

Women solve things by talking.
Men just beat the shit out anyone who disagrees with them.
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #76 on: November 23, 2006, 01:21:25 AM »
Okay idea (got from a post by Rerun):

Quote from: Rerun on November 22, 2006, 12:45:31 PM
;musicalnote; ;musicalnote;
"I lost my kidney"
"I lost my dawg"
"I lost my Husband"
"and I lost my jawb"
 ;musicalnote; ;musicalnote;

Can't help it! I love it!  :yahoo; I am dancing to it right now!  :yahoo;
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« Reply #77 on: December 03, 2006, 01:08:33 PM »
Okay kitkatz - here it is. .

More T-shirt quotes - "Cold Hands, Warm Heart, Bad Kidneys"
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"Asbestos Gelos"  (As-bes-tos yay-lohs) Greek. Literally, "fireproof laughter".  A term used by Homer for invincible laughter in the face of death and mortality.
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« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2006, 02:15:43 PM »
Kidney patients do it better.
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« Reply #79 on: December 03, 2006, 10:29:27 PM »
From tonight's chat - --

"My doctor sentenced me to the chair."

Perhaps with the "I Hate Dialysis.com" logo under it?
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"Asbestos Gelos"  (As-bes-tos yay-lohs) Greek. Literally, "fireproof laughter".  A term used by Homer for invincible laughter in the face of death and mortality.
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« Reply #80 on: December 04, 2006, 04:57:16 AM »
Quote from: jbeany on December 03, 2006, 10:29:27 PM
From tonight's chat - --

"My doctor sentenced me to the chair."

Perhaps with the "I Hate Dialysis.com" logo under it?
Oh WOW I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!! Pleeeeeeaaaase can I have that one for Christmas Santa?? (They say he sees you when you are sleeping and awake so I figured he might see this too  :P lol !!
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« Reply #81 on: December 04, 2006, 08:38:31 AM »
IF YOU CAN READ THIS  
      I Hate Dialysis .com
I'M STILL ON DIALYSIS
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« Reply #82 on: December 09, 2006, 06:03:05 PM »

     I lost 6 lbs. in a day!
        Ask me how!


~Karol
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« Reply #83 on: December 09, 2006, 08:09:04 PM »
Quote from: okarol on December 09, 2006, 06:03:05 PM

     I lost 6 lbs. in a day!
        Ask me how!


~Karol

HA! NICE!

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« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2006, 12:07:27 AM »
I have a detachable kidney...

.. ASK ME about it!!  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #85 on: December 11, 2006, 10:04:56 AM »
Is anyone familiar with the Broadway musical, Urinetown?  There is a song in the production called "It's a Privilege to Pee". I think that would make a terrific slogan for a dialysis Tee. Of course, would have to get permissions...but I was thinking, maybe the producers of Urinetown would give permission for the use of the title for fundraising purposes-- for some kidney charity...

Actually, I was wondering if productions of Urinetown could be used to raise kidney funds. Maybe I'll look into that...

Michelle   ~  Treasure
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« Reply #86 on: December 11, 2006, 10:27:30 AM »
My daughter gave me a refrigerator magnet with a picture of darling children. Around their sweet faces are the words " Children are a blessing.......you never know when you will need blood or a spare kidney".  I showed it to my fellow teachers and they started to ohh and awe, then they read the punch line and they didn't know whether to laugh or think it was a rude comment. I loved it!
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« Reply #87 on: December 13, 2006, 04:26:52 AM »
Dialysis - $380,000 a year
Transplant - $150,000
First Year Follow-Up - $104,000
Having a working kidney - Priceless
Sign you donor card today!

*Epoman - these numbers are averages of figures I found on-line.  If you have better ones, please substitute - the point is still there.
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« Reply #88 on: December 14, 2006, 08:00:58 AM »
Quote from: Fox_nc on December 13, 2006, 04:26:52 AM
Dialysis - $380,000 a year
Transplant - $150,000
First Year Follow-Up - $104,000
Having a working kidney - Priceless
Sign you donor card today!

*Epoman - these numbers are averages of figures I found on-line.  If you have better ones, please substitute - the point is still there.
Now that would be one way to bring about AWARENESS!!  :2thumbsup; :clap;  :thumbup; :thumbup; :thumbup;
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« Reply #89 on: December 14, 2006, 08:57:26 AM »
Quote from: paris on December 11, 2006, 10:27:30 AM
My daughter gave me a refrigerator magnet with a picture of darling children. Around their sweet faces are the words " Children are a blessing.......you never know when you will need blood or a spare kidney".  I showed it to my fellow teachers and they started to ohh and awe, then they read the punch line and they didn't know whether to laugh or think it was a rude comment. I loved it!

Is this it? heheheheh
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« Reply #90 on: December 14, 2006, 09:29:57 PM »
I drank tomorrow's water yesterday.
At this rate I will be drinking next week's water
last week!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #91 on: December 14, 2006, 09:38:06 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on December 14, 2006, 09:29:57 PM
I drank tomorrow's water yesterday.
At this rate I will be drinking next week's water
last week!

Your mind works in mysterious ways KitKatz... :)
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« Reply #92 on: December 31, 2006, 07:38:22 AM »
I saw Tamara's sig and now I want that on a shirt!!

VERY VERY Clever!!  :clap;  :2thumbsup; Infact, I think it is the BEST one yet!!  :2thumbsup;

Dialysis Sucks........................................The Blood Out Of Me To Make It Clean So I Can Live!
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« Reply #93 on: December 31, 2006, 08:39:24 PM »
Quote from: angieskidney on December 31, 2006, 07:38:22 AM
I saw Tamara's sig and now I want that on a shirt!!

VERY VERY Clever!!  :clap;  :2thumbsup; Infact, I think it is the BEST one yet!!  :2thumbsup;

Dialysis Sucks........................................The Blood Out Of Me To Make It Clean So I Can Live!



DAMN!

I'd been meaning to put it in here......................Thanks Angie! Nice for you to notice it.
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« Reply #94 on: January 11, 2007, 06:05:13 AM »
How about "Don't take your organs to heaven, HEAVEN KNOWS we need them here..."

Or "My dad's tougher than your dad, He gave me a KIDNEY"
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« Reply #95 on: January 12, 2007, 05:55:45 AM »
Be a Living Kidney Donor-- "Share your Spare"
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« Reply #96 on: January 18, 2007, 07:17:54 PM »


Warning:
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Do it MY way!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #97 on: January 18, 2007, 07:59:12 PM »
Or PAY!

                               :beer1;
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« Reply #98 on: January 19, 2007, 08:41:09 PM »
STEP AWAY
I'm On Prednisone
And I Know How To Use It!!
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« Reply #99 on: January 28, 2007, 09:23:07 PM »
Moderation my Ass!
I am going to eat Something!
Pass the chocolate and the peanut butter, quick!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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