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« on: August 14, 2011, 05:47:00 AM »
Well, being a PD patient, it is that time when I have to do my 3-4 month adequacy to check for my urine output. There is nothing more exciting than carrying a brown jug with you all day and trying to find discreet places where to do it. In these days of homeland security, if someone sees me with a brown jug, they could very easily report me for being involved in subterfuge. Try explaining to a cop what you are trying to accomplish. Typically, I have to find a building that doesn't have much activity and sneak to the back of it and urinate into the jug quick enough and hope no cop sees me. Again, I couldn't think of a better way to spend a day! Does anyone have similar experiences especially like me where I am on the road all the time?







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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 09:53:11 AM »
No similar experience BUT........ reminds me of a Seinfield eppisode..lol   
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im a california wife and cargiver to my hubby
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2011, 02:38:04 PM »
It is so mind-bogglingly idiotic that I think that even Seinfeld wouldn't believe it!
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 03:46:55 PM »
Are there no public bathrooms where you are???
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 05:08:29 PM »
Of course there are but I don't feel like walking into a crowded store with a brown jug. You see my point!
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 05:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Comeback Kid(ney) on August 14, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
Of course there are but I don't feel like walking into a crowded store with a brown jug. You see my point!

If you were female, you could get a really cool tote to carry it in.  Fashion accessories rule!!
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"Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think?  I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but instead you always get a chicken.  Or a duck.  Or whatever they're programmed to be.  You never get anything interesting, like regret, or the middle of last week."
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