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« on: August 21, 2009, 08:46:15 AM »

Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change
The courage to change the things i cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also help me be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the feet i have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always give a 100% in everything i do
12% on monday
23% on tuesday
40% on wednesday
20% on thursday
and 5% on friday
And help me to remember ..........
When im having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up
It takes 42 muscles to frown
28 muscles to smile
And only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth !

I love you all KS  x
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OH NO!!! I have Furniture Disease as well ! My chest has dropped into my drawers !
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 11:55:00 AM »

AMEN!!!!!
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One day at a time, thats all I can do.
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 01:02:54 PM »

I think this should be IHD's official prayer!  I love it -- especially the 4 muscles to smack someone!   :rofl;   Thanks Kickstart, for making me laugh   :2thumbsup;
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