Hahaha! Funny Thought!

[twirl]

men's brains are in their long, throbbing fistuals

[Jess21]

I use MY fistula to calm dogs and cats (seriously, i've found that it works!) Unlike RM, who wants to use it to calm nurses and other women! 

[twirl]

oh, I do not think RM want his long, throbbing, full of blood fistula to calm women   

[RichardMEL]

this is going downhill faster than my love life!!! 

Actually I can relate to Jess's comment about using the fistula to calm cats & dogs. I'm sure I've posted before how my cat loves to rest her head on my fistula arm or curl up with her head right where the thrill is. I'm almost certain she thinks I am "purring" at her like her mother would have and it really DOES relax her. She often goes to sleep or just lies there so content, soft and warm... it's very sweet, trusting and loving and means a lot to me when she does it

 

[twirl]

you have posted it before and I find it comforting to read it
sounds so loving
and it is
Slugger is afraid of my fistula so she sleeps by my head
 

and on second thought, I must add------doesn't kitkatz start some threads that get   

[kitkatz]

Yes, yes, I sure do!

[kidneysblowingchunks]

When you show off fistula... it's a good thing that you can't be charged with indecent exposure.

hmm well it's big, it throbs and it's filled with blood......

 

[Bub]

All the double en tendre's almost gave me an exciting thought ---- and I haven't had one of those in many months!   

[kidneysblowingchunks]

Finally! Someone got my joke!

I was thinking too, we have to do something about all the E.D. cure spam.

All the double en tendre's almost gave me an exciting thought ---- and I haven't had one of those in many months!   

[gothiclovemonkey]

Im glad to know im not the only perv here! When mine got huge and really started... vibrating, My friend was complaining about lack of.. companionship lol  i asked my friend if shed like to sit on my arm for a bit....