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« on: April 11, 2007, 05:12:31 PM »
Let me know what line you would put at the bottom of this picture.   Maybe he sold a  'used' kidney or he was a dummy that bought one.  I'll start .

OK , so he bought your kidney.  Wait till he finds out that it's not worth $ 100 k !




EDITED: Changed to bold - Bajanne, Moderator
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2007, 09:30:07 PM »
Is that the only scar you have?  Want to see mine?
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2007, 09:45:31 PM »
This is what I found when I woke up from my power nap in the executive lounge...
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2007, 01:31:19 AM »
Hey Sam, sold a dead kidney to some guy grasping at straws....."Goes to prove that some Doctors will do anything for a buck"
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2007, 05:46:58 AM »
Please make sure that the caption you submit is in bold so that comments would be easy to see.
You guys are hilarious!
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2007, 04:18:08 PM »
And just think, for $100,000.00 you can have one of these handy dandy little scars just like mine, the chicks really dig it!!!  :P
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2007, 05:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Rerun on April 12, 2007, 04:23:07 PM


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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2007, 07:19:51 PM »
"This new health insurance has better copays.  The last company wanted an arm and a leg."
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2007, 07:47:13 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

You guys are killing me!!  And you are all so hilarious, I can't even think of anything.  I am just laughing my head off when I read them!
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 07:50:32 PM »
Okay, here goes -

Do you understand now why I was so happy when the boss sent me to set up the China office?
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2007, 08:00:24 PM »
You never heard of donating a kidney!!!
Duh...........Whatcha do that for?
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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2007, 08:18:35 PM »
Yup, the chicks dig me and the guys want to be me!
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2007, 10:18:10 PM »
I was walking near the dialysis unit last night and the last thing I heard was someone say "Yeah he is O positive."
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2007, 03:36:08 PM »
Last thing i remember was after we left the club, went back to her house and i remember seeing all this ice in the tub, then it gets all fuzzy from there. :P
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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2007, 04:20:11 PM »
Quote from: goofynina on April 22, 2007, 03:36:08 PM
Last thing i remember was after we left the club, went back to her house and i remember seeing all this ice in the tub, then it gets all fuzzy from there. :P

or leaving a wake...
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