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kidneysblowingchunks
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Be alert! The world needs more lerts!
« on: July 27, 2010, 09:23:02 AM »
After what happened to me last week, and having a twisted mind, I have a creation in mind:


Introducing the Patient's Revenge Remote Control Payback Machine!

What is this you ask? Well, it is a RC chassis modified to hold your choice of revenge.

Just roll this baby behind the tech you love to hate and unleash your revenge!

Basic model includes a 10cc syringe for water or disappearing ink

Upgrades available are:

A cell phone jammer

A tazer (this is for sound only - No contact!)

An air horn

and the ultimate options are...

The Ethyl Chloride discharger
(flame thrower available for additional charge)

The static electricity discharger
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On in-center Dialysis since 10-19-09
Fistula in use since 3/1/10
I hate it when they set the profile on the dialyzer to "Beef Jerky"!
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 01:36:53 PM »
*LMAOI*  how much?
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Dialysis - Feb 1991-Oct 1992
transplant - Oct 1, 1992- Apr 2001
dialysis - April 2001-May 2001
transplant - May 22, 2001- May 2004
dialysis - May 2004-present
PD - May 2004-Dec 2008
HD - Dec 2008-present
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 12:05:55 AM »
 :rofl;   :rofl;   :rofl; :rofl;  :clap;
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One day at a time, thats all I can do.
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