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« on: September 16, 2007, 04:15:46 PM »
Okay folks I am trying to come up with ways to compare dialysis to dance.  Here is what I have come up with so far.

The Dialysis Dances

The Dialysis Hop- Hopping on one foot in the center trying tog et the other one to quit cramping.  Otherwise known as “Damn that hurts.

The Dialysis Waltz- when you finish dialysis you are able to Waltz on out of the unit.

The Tango- It takes two to Tango. You and your tech at the beginning of dialysis. It is a fine tuned dance getting onto the machine.
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 08:51:19 PM »
The Dialysis Shake - when your shivers turn to shakes because you are so damn cold!
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 09:15:12 PM »
Dialysis Line Dance:  The lines dance for 3 frick'en hours while I lay there. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2007, 03:33:31 AM »
Well the Twist for when we get the itches
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2007, 07:50:38 AM »
Quote from: tamara on September 17, 2007, 03:33:31 AM
Well the Twist for when we get the itches

Do the mashed potato (Boiled twice of course)
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2007, 09:10:53 AM »
...........and dont forget to "Drop it Low"  :o  (my blood pressure that is)  :P
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 03:27:43 PM »
All I can think about is the old fashioned slow dance. Because thats the way I feel for the rest of the day (or used to feel.)
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 03:59:28 PM »
O.K.  This is off topic, but it's this thread that got me thinking about it.

Gambling - The One Arm Bandit - What I am trying to get anything done when I have those needles stuck in me!  :)

Mods -- feel free to move/delete or whatever .. I know this is off topic.  :)
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 01:37:57 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on September 16, 2007, 04:15:46 PM
Okay folks I am trying to come up with ways to compare dialysis to dance.  Here is what I have come up with so far.

The Dialysis Dances

The Dialysis Hop- Hopping on one foot in the center trying tog et the other one to quit cramping.  Otherwise known as “Damn that hurts.

The Dialysis Waltz- when you finish dialysis you are able to Waltz on out of the unit.

The Tango- It takes two to Tango. You and your tech at the beginning of dialysis. It is a fine tuned dance getting onto the machine.


Quote from: goofynina on September 17, 2007, 09:10:53 AM
...........and dont forget to "Drop it Low"  :o  (my blood pressure that is) :P
Quote from: Jill D. on September 16, 2007, 08:51:19 PM
The Dialysis Shake - when your shivers turn to shakes because you are so damn cold!

 :rofl; I don't have a dance move to contribute, but, I have certainly "busted a move" to all of yours! 
I absolutely must say that this thread is one of the reasons I LOVE THIS BOARD!!!  :rofl;   :thx; to all of you! <3
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2007, 05:04:53 PM »
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Yeah, I used to roll with the Jersey kids up there...In fact, Alex "Eyeball", who signed them to their first record deal, is one of my good friends. I never got into the MCR thing - they were a little too bratty and unoriginal for me. Obviously, the people buying their albums dont think that way! As for Alkaline Trio albums - Crimson is a newer album. I prefer the older stuff. You might want to check out the self-titled album, or "maybe i'll catch fire" - = both are amazing.

I havent been to any shows for some time. Dealing with Wade being sick has been rough. I think the last show I was at was the Inquisition reunion show back in May or June here in Richmond. I will, however, be going to see Lucero and then Avail a few days later. Pretty excited about that!

Me? Hockey? I'm sorry. I can watch it, but I cant talk it!

So, you knew the Jersey kids back in/before the "I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love" days (love that cd).  That's a long time ago (kinda) yeah, I can imagine they were bratty back then!
Thanks for the Alkaline Trio suggestions.  I'll look into those.  My itunes is giving me problems this am.  I think it wants me to upgrade to the newer version, but I'm happy with my current version!

Nah - I can't talk hockey much, either.  I just love watching our Sharks play!  On tv and at the HP Pavillion.  I can only talk about the Sharks.  We SJ Sharks fans are obssessed!

I'm sorry to hear about Wade.  I don't know much about him, or his situation.  Guess I need to do a search on this site.  Or . . . I'm a good listener! (hint hint)

Take care - and hope to chat, again, soon!


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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2007, 05:06:13 PM »
How about the "Doctor Hop" when you go from doctor to doctor to see about one thing?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2007, 05:25:29 PM »
doc won't listen---or am I stoopid?
like I just started yesterday?
I love doing graphs and charts--but they won't look.
All I ask is "Talk 2 me"?
I want to learn.
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2007, 05:28:42 PM »
ssticker?  are you ok?  what are you talking about?  this thread is for dialysis dances, not too sure what you are trying to say  :popcorn;
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2007, 05:32:16 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2007, 08:28:16 PM »
How about the Stroll as my patient and I walk ,arms linked, up to the scale post treatment? :bandance;
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