Impossible Meat burger

[enginist]

Well, no, you wouldn't want to eat anything that's been growing under a cow patty.  But you can get packaged shrooms in the grocery story.  Clean them with a brush and a damp paper towel, especially the fins on the underside of the cap.  Brush the cap with olive oil and lemon juice, cook it in a toaster oven, and then put it on a hamburger bun, which it fits perfectly, adding sliced onions and tomatoes.  I think it's a taste sensation you'll enjoy.

[iolaire]

I think Berkeley just legalized shrooms. Probably safe to fly there for your fix.

[PrimeTimer]

 BK?  I get the chicken nuggets, for my dog.  He LOVES them!

I use to take our dog thru the drivethru at McD's on Sunday mornings just to get him a sausage patty. If he was really good sometimes he'd get a vanilla icecream cone at the Sonic.

[PrimeTimer]

Hey UT, I just had a grilled shitake mushroom sandwich.  It was quick and easy, with olive oil and a splash of wine.  I'll try a portobello next.  Charlie, we are now entering steak country.

Don't know if you meant to be funny but for some reason when I read the part "we are now entering steak country" I busted up.  Go figure.   

[UkrainianTracksuit]

Hey UT, I just had a grilled shitake mushroom sandwich.  It was quick and easy, with olive oil and a splash of wine.  I'll try a portobello next.  Charlie, we are now entering steak country.

That sounds delicious! Portobello should be delicious and meaty as well. Love them grilled! Off to buy some mushrooms then once the grocery opens.....

[enginist]

I don't think dogs can tell the difference between a big piece and a little piece.  My dog, RIP, would patiently watch me eat and was happy to get the last bite of whatever I was eating.  When I fed him dog food I would always douse it with canned gravy and heat it up in the microwave.  He thought I was a master chef.

[GeorgeK]

Man, sounds like you pampered your dog, Enginist. I like to pamper mine too. haha

[enginist]

The problem, George, is they're gone so soon.  You think you have a friend for life, and then they die.  It's sad. 

Since you like cows, UT, this video of cows responding to a man singing should interest you.  I didn't know that cows like music.

http://digg.com/video/man-sings-cows

[Cupcake]

that is magical. Is the person filming that crying or laughing?

thanks for a beautiful video

[cassandra]

Brilliant!!! And thanx for the clip enginist

[enginist]

This guy, though less melodious, is even more effective at entertaining the cows.  I thought cows were oblivious to people, but apparently not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22KQaQPsd94

The funniest part is the lyric sheet.  You'd think he would know the words by heart.

[kickingandscreaming]

What words?