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Gerald Lively
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« on: May 24, 2013, 06:06:03 PM »
Hey!!  I used to hang around here.  What else can you do connected to all of those tubes, just hang.  Well, one day I saw my chance; Igor let his strangle-hold go slack and I slipped out the door, escaped, kept running, went to a coffee shop and admired my 2/3rds fistula scar - I said it was a war wound and got a medal for it.  And you can count on me to be truthful.  I should go into politics.  Hey, if the Teabaggers can do legitimate rape I'll do part-time dialysis; you know, come in this week and take the next week off.

Gotta go!  They're chasing me. Yaaaahhhhoooo! I think its a Nephrologist with a great big needle.  Hubba hubba - - later.
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Hodgkin's Lymphoma - 1993
Prostate Cancer - 1994
Gall Bladder - 1995
Prostate Cancer return - 2000
Radiated Prostate 
Cataract Surgery 2010
Hodgkin's Lymphoma return - 2011 - Chemo
Renal Failure - 2011
Renal Function returned after eight months of dialysis - 2012
Hodgkin's Lymphoma returned 2012 - Lifetime Chemo


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have their roots in human needs.

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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2013, 06:37:21 PM »
Good to hear from you, Gerald. I have not been all that well this past year, but I'm still planning on reading your book!  :2thumbsup; :2thumbsup;

Aleta
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Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2013, 06:46:06 PM »
I dug deep into my closet and found my guitar, a quality Telecaster, and I am trying to learn how to play that infernal machine.  Listen, I can play while rocking you to sleep and I promise to stay away from my vast collection of off color songs.  You need some TLC.
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Hodgkin's Lymphoma - 1993
Prostate Cancer - 1994
Gall Bladder - 1995
Prostate Cancer return - 2000
Radiated Prostate 
Cataract Surgery 2010
Hodgkin's Lymphoma return - 2011 - Chemo
Renal Failure - 2011
Renal Function returned after eight months of dialysis - 2012
Hodgkin's Lymphoma returned 2012 - Lifetime Chemo


Human hopes and human creeds
have their roots in human needs.

                          Eugene Fitch Ware
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2013, 07:36:10 PM »
Certainly is good to hear from you Gerald.
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 12:15:35 AM »
Yes, Gerald, your lively wit has been missed here!!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 06:28:29 AM »
What's this I'm hearing? A blast from the past! Good to hear your charming wit again Gerald. I was just thinking about you the other day. Wondering what you were up to and wishing for the best. Stop by more often.
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 catheter 2/07/2012
 started  hemo-dialysis in center 2/07/2012
 fistula transposition 3/08/2012
 NxStage at home  3/29/2012
 Using fistula at home 6/25/2012
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2013, 06:34:43 AM »
Oh, PLEEEEZE don't stay away from the off-color songs! Don't you know that laughter is the BEST medicine? One of my strategies this year has been to seek out things that make me laugh.

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I'm actually going to go into three weeks of hyperbaric oxygen treatment starting next Thursday. I'll be taking 2 "dives" a day at 2.8 atmospheric pressures while breathing 100% oxygen for 90 minutes. I am hoping this will kill off the Lyme and other co-infections and allow me to lose the PICC line for good. Doing IV treatments 7 days a week is not as bad as dialysis, but it still sucks. Right now I'm on 3 oral antibiotics and one IV antibiotic. Can you imagine what it has done to my gut????

 :puke;  (Well, actually, it is more the other end that is affected!)  :rofl; :rofl;

Keep me laughing, Gerald!  :2thumbsup;

Aleta
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2013, 08:26:41 AM »
 :flower;   Lovin it!
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Inherited PKD from my Mother who died at age 52
2001 Transplant - Blessed...only on list for 4 days
2012 Lost Transplant and had Pneumonia
2012 June - started Dialysis
2012 December -  Back on Transplant list
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2013, 11:15:17 AM »
OMG back to all the "Moderator" Reports.....

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Glad you are still on this side of the dirt.

Rerun, Moderator       :welcomesign; 
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2013, 11:18:30 AM »
hahaha Rerun  :rofl;   And hope to hear more from you G..... Always keep us smilen  ;D
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He started dialysis April 09
We thank God for every day we are blessed to have together.
november 2010, patiently (ha!) waiting our turn for NxStage training
January 14,2011 home with NxStage
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2013, 07:27:29 PM »
Good to 'see' you Gerald, come visit often.
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