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billybags
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« on: March 29, 2011, 10:14:55 AM »
Recipe  for Pain


Take:

1 Tired heart heart with three stents
2 Knackered Kidneys
1 Worn out knee
1 Worn-out hip joint
! Stomach with flux

Mix together in a big bowl:

Throw in fourteen mixed tablets; add one heart nurse, one kidney doctor, one osteopath and one gastro doctor. Give it a big stir and what do you get.

Pain Pain Pain and the thing is no one listens.
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 11:27:17 AM »
That doesn't sound like a tasty dish to me.  No, thank you.
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 12:51:30 PM »
 :secret;

WE are listening, Billybags!  :cuddle;

 :grouphug; :grouphug; :grouphug;

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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 04:56:11 AM »
I'm with you, billbags, even down to the number of stents.
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 05:23:47 AM »
LOL, I've had that "recipe" before. 

IT IS NASTY!!!!!  I agree! 
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