The day from Hell !

[Stoday]

I am chronologically older than the majority of people in my unit and the same with the majority of people on  this website. 

This painted a picture in my mind of DWC "in lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound."

He's only a year older than me!

        

[Stoday]

Almost every time, I get enormous gas toward the end of four hours.  Oh god, I'd better rethink how I handle that.  Been trying to figure out how to run my car on it on the way home but perhaps there is a more pressing issue here.

So fart. You know you want to do so. Don't think that by not farting everyone in your unit won't think you're "an old fart". I'm sure they do anyway. 

[Rerun]

Wow you did have a bad day. I bet you lit a fag up when you got out!

..... not that there is anything wrong with that.....